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Funny story: Small Shops Fight Back Against Supermarket Giants

Small Shops Fight Back Against Supermarket Giants

Small shops have been long struggling against competition from the supermarket giants, but a leading lifestyle guru from Salford has explained that there is a place among the commercial giants for the small trader. Andy Ladd told small traders tha...

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Funny story: Window Dressing

Window Dressing

Following her leaving Parliament, thinking Politician's crumpet Caroline Flint has a new job working for Marks and Spencer as a Window Dresser. Ms Flint, 37, and 'lovely' according to the three politicians who are remaining is said to be pleased w...

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Funny story: Shagnasty to repay 3p overpaid in change by local Newsagent!

Shagnasty to repay 3p overpaid in change by local Newsagent!

City worker & man about town, Teddy Shagnasty has been shamed into returning 3p incorrectly given to him in change by Mr. Khan from the corner shop. Shagnasty's accounting error was discovered by his long suffering German Girlfriend who found...

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Funny story: Spoof writer is furious as his story becomes reality!

Spoof writer is furious as his story becomes reality!

There is as saying that "the truth is a stranger than fiction" but now it could be said that "TheSpoof.com is no stranger than reality". It can be a frightening experience when you see an idea you once had, come to life. It also makes you wonder wh...

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Funny story: Shop to Offer Tattoos & Genital Piercings in Bid to Win Supermarket Wars!

Shop to Offer Tattoos & Genital Piercings in Bid to Win Supermarket Wars!

In an effort to get to the top of the supermarket charts, Wartnose - the upmarket - super-market - have come up with a unique add-on-service. Philip McBasket, marketing director of Wartnose said, " We have been looking for an edge, a way of usurp...

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Funny story: Banned from Walmart

Banned from Walmart

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dea...

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Funny story: Portsmouth man berated and crestfallen as discovery of Atlantis is overlooked: "I sent him out for m

Portsmouth man berated and crestfallen as discovery of Atlantis is overlooked: "I sent him out for m

I got a bit sidetracked during a mundane shopping trip to Southsea and found myself on the pier for a bit of mackerel fishing. I get a bite and wind in the line only to discover a priceless, ancient Greek, bronze, artefact snagged on the end. Some sort of ceremonial vessel I think. This goes on for about an hour; I cast off, a few minutes later I am gutted to find another Greek wonder dangling...

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Funny story: PMS linked to women's shopping habits

PMS linked to women's shopping habits

Psychologists have found that up to 10 days before a woman has her period she will go out on a shopping spree and spend, spend and spend. They believe that this can be a way for premenstrual women to deal with the negative emotions caused by their ho...

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Funny story: Supermarket Store Manager Removed

Supermarket Store Manager Removed

Maida Vale, London: Supermarket Store Manager, Jasvinder Singh (26) has been removed from his post after only having served for two weeks, with a company spokesperson citing the ex-manager's "erratic and bizarre" behavior. Problems started shortl...

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Funny story: Toddler Tethered To Hydrant Outside Petsmart

Toddler Tethered To Hydrant Outside Petsmart

Elliot Myerson, age 3, was found tethered to a fire hydrant outside a local Petsmart store yesterday afternoon while his mother shopped inside with the family dog. The device keeping Elliot at bay from his mother was a child harness that wrap...

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Funny story: Supermarket to Open Mom and Pop Hardware Store

Supermarket to Open Mom and Pop Hardware Store

Chicago, Il. - Supermarket giant Wally-mart today announced that it would take over a vacant storefront and open a neighborhood hardware store. The storefront, a former dod & wow video store, had been vacant for ten years after a Wally-mart opene...

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Funny story: Supermarket Chain to Implement Presidential Policies

Supermarket Chain to Implement Presidential Policies

Toledo OH: Joanne Viden CEO of Mad Mart Inc (MMI), one of the largest supermarket chains in North America, made a startling announcement today. She said "MMI, as its patriot duty, is going to implement a limited version of President Obama's Wealth Re...

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Funny story: UK retailers forced to reduce prices

UK retailers forced to reduce prices

British retailers, including Carpetright and DFS have had to drasticaly reduce prices to keep going through the credit crunch. DFS have introduced a buy-now, pay-in-one-year credit-free scheme for sofas already reduced 50%. Carpetright have had t...

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Funny story: Worrying times in the High Street

Worrying times in the High Street

These are lean times in the British High Street - the only businesses who claim increased profits are pawnbrokers. Worryingly, one pawnbroker has announced profits of £466,000 for the year ("up 120% on last year"). They have 130 stores, so the av...

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Funny story: Supermarket's 'Basics' Products To Cost Nothing

Supermarket's 'Basics' Products To Cost Nothing

A leading supermarket has announced a clever new weapon in the ongoing pricing war with other rivals. By increasing the cost of their top-of-the-range 'Pay The Difference' branded goods, they are going to cut the price of their low-end 'Basics' prod...

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Funny story: Flyers Announce: WallyMart Offers Big Rollback On Condoms!

Flyers Announce: WallyMart Offers Big Rollback On Condoms!

WallyMart has announced that their "natural lambskin" condoms are being rolled back not only for a lower price but for a snugger, tighter fit. "And", added the retail giant, "these boxes are labeled by code and not by size so even your cashier wo...

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Funny story: Cruise's step ladder uproar

Cruise's step ladder uproar

Tom Cruise caused quite and uproar when he unexpectedly chucked a bottle of conditioner at a shop assistant when she failed to give him a step ladder. The shop assistant was questioned and revealed: "I was asked by Cruise if he could use a step l...

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