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Funny story: Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.

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Funny story: Scientists To Invent Some New Things

Scientists To Invent Some New Things

A team of scientists - including a selection of boffins and eggheads - are to invent some totally new things by the year 8005. Amongst the things to be invented are a car which can run on used beard-clippings, a telescope able to see into the human m...

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Funny story: Al Gore Claims Consensus on Global Warming Among Dead Scientists

Al Gore Claims Consensus on Global Warming Among Dead Scientists

In a speech before the Bennington Vermont League of Women Voters global warming crusader Mr. Al Gore claimed that Copernicus, Einstein, and Galileo were among the scientific consensus that human were causing global warming.

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Funny story: Scientists Find The Uncommon Newt

Scientists Find The Uncommon Newt

The common newt is known for its choice of a mate for life and its unusual ability to cooperate with other creatures.

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Funny story: Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Scientists have beem amazed at what they have called "true genius thinking" at the 2007 Young Scientists Convention in Little Rock, AR.

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Funny story: Scientific Breakthrough Excites Boffins

Scientific Breakthrough Excites Boffins

A report in a top scientific journal claims that a new scientific breakthrough has been made that could change the lives of millions of people.

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Funny story: Top scientist cools on global warming theory

Top scientist cools on global warming theory

NORTH FALLS, MN -- In a odd addendum to the raging global warming debate one of the top scientist who originated the global warming theory has now recanted his former claims that the Earth is warming due to man-made greenhouse gases, Speaking to a g...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover a Unique Tribe in the Jungles of Borneo

Scientists Discover a Unique Tribe in the Jungles of Borneo

Scientists looking for undiscovered insects and fauna in the jungles of Borneo found more than they bargained for. They found a community of stunted tribesmen.

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Funny story: Evil gene discovered!

Evil gene discovered!

London- For millenia now man has gazed upon the countless tiny acts of malice, the many varied crimes and atrocities committed, and has only been able to shake his head with a weary mystified resignation.

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Funny story: Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Today, Feb. 22, marks the 10th anniversary of the birth of Dolly, the cloned sheep. Dolly is now stuffed for display in a Scotland museum.

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Funny story: 'Forensic Scientist' Arrested

'Forensic Scientist' Arrested

Mr I Fakeditall, a so called 'Forensic Scientist' from Dudley has been arrested today after police became suspicious that he was nothing of the kind.

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Funny story: The Truth About W from Lil Bro

The Truth About W from Lil Bro

When Jeb Bush considers how many reporters, political scientists, sociologists and psychiatrists have asked him the 'W' question, he just loses count. Well, now that big bro has shot his wad, lil' bro spills the beans.

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Funny story: Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Scientist Travels Country To Spread News Of Global Warming - Freezes Ass Off In Rock Springs, Wyoming

Rock Springs - Scientist, Fred Hurns, head of the Science Department at Washington State, had planned a three month tour of the country to help spread proof that the planet is suffering global warming. His tour was cut short, however, after freezing...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

In an amazing feat of recursive neurophysiology, scientists have found the specific area of the brain used by humans to determine what specific areas of the brain are used for.

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Funny story: Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy

Scientists Develop Unlimited Energy

Scientists in Czechoslovakia have found a way to solve the world energy problem - the "Heetch-Rense Intensifier". Working on the same principles as a household cigar, the Intensifier converts energy from everyday objects - such as a cenotap...

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Funny story: Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden

Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden

A group of Swedish boffins from Sweden in Holland claim to have perfected the cure to the common cold and if it's substantiated then the sky's the limit in money terms, with pharmaceutical giants from around the world sure to be beating a pat...

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Funny story: Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

At the University of Tooting in south London, scientists have at last confidently predicted when the Sun will vanish and the world will be plunged into darkness. And the shock is that it's sooner than you think. Are you prepared?...

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