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Funny story: New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

New York Woman Reports Near-Life Experience

While the so-called near-death experience (NDE) is a relatively commonly known phenomenon, scientists have for the first time encountered what appears to be a near-life experience (NLE). The very first documented NLE account came from 41-year-old...

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Funny story: Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7

Obama Announces Initiative to Find Divisibility Test for 7

President Obama announced that for the remainder of his presidential term, his administration's primary security initiative will be to find a divisibility test for the number 7. "A divisibility test for 7 has been a sort of Holy Grail, eluding us...

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Funny story: New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

New Life-Essential Vitamin Discovered - Vitamin Q, Found Only in Water Chestnuts

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown and highly essential vitamin, vitamin Q, which is reportedly found only in water chestnuts. "Vitamin Q is absolutely and utterly vital to life," stated nutritional expert Dr. Anders Chase in a presen...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design community demand ID Spoofs to be put in the Science and Technology Category

Intelligent Design community demand ID Spoofs to be put in the Science and Technology Category

The Intelligent Design movement have gone to the courts to force popular satirical news site, The Spoof, to put Spoofs that ridicule evolution and promote creationism into the Science and Technology section along side items that ridicule Creationism.

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Funny story: 'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims. This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Secret to Suspended Animation

Scientists Discover Secret to Suspended Animation

Scientists have discovered the secret to suspended animation! For years scientists have experimented with extreme low temperatures to achieve a state of suspended animation in humans, but have now finally cracked the code. "By pumping pure aspa...

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Funny story: Jurassic Palace Park

Jurassic Palace Park

It had not been a good decade or so, for the Royal Family since Princess Diana had been murdered. Their popularity wasn't what it was and the Queen was concerned about their steady decline and the loss of public funding. After all she had three lazy and useless sons to care for. She had been thinking it over and over for a solution to this problem for months, without any success. Then one eve...

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Funny story: Mental Decline Begins As Early As 45 Says New How's-your-father

Mental Decline Begins As Early As 45 Says New How's-your-father

Our brains start to deteriorate from as young as 45, according to a thingy - you know, a wossname - published yesterday... or was it the day before? Anyway, where was I? Oh yes... this thingy, in the online version of the British Medical Journal,...

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Funny story: NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

NASA with novel idea: traveling to moon will get kids interested in math and science

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.- Although President Obama insists that trying to land on an asteroid would be much more interesting, NASA is pushing ahead with its plans to revisit an old friend: the moon. Like a tipsy uncle at a family gathering, NASA is con...

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Funny story: Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Modern Physics is Simply Made Up

Almost all of modern physics is simply wrong says a new UK government report written by top academics. They argue that about a hundred years ago physics took a wrong turn and has consequently had to invent more and more bizarre theories to keep the s...

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Funny story: Higgs Boson Confusion Causes Head Explosion Outbreak

Higgs Boson Confusion Causes Head Explosion Outbreak

A spate of head explosions hit news organisations yesterday in the wake of the press conference held by boffins at the Cern laboratory. Physicists Fabiola Gianotti and Guido Tonelli presented experiment results which scientists reckon provide evid...

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Funny story: Bionic Lens Available In 10 Years

Bionic Lens Available In 10 Years

Scientists agree bionic lenses will be available in the next 10 years and commercial concerns are already queuing up to take advantage. Aside from the obvious applications the lens which fits over your eye offers: SatNav directions and assembly instructions, all beamed straight to the eye. Other ideas are now being suggested like: the one from Barnstable's 'Eye Eye Lovely' called an 'X-Ray Eye...

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Funny story: Intelligent Design demand science is taught in Religious Education

Intelligent Design demand science is taught in Religious Education

Science, the greatest construct ever created by man is to be taught in Religious Education classes across Texas. "We got fed up trying to get religion taught in science classes," said ID proponent, Michael Beye. "So we tried a different tack."...

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Funny story: Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

It is present in most British kitchens either in ready to use format, pre-prepared format or totally DIY format. Regardless of how it starts off, it has been discovered that custard is the most effective anti-wrinkle formulation on the market. "Or...

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Funny story: Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Dark Money Theory Could Explain World Economic Crisis

Throughout the ages, great breakthroughs have often resulted from a lucky interface between unconnected fields of research. It seems that just such a coincidence may be close to explaining the current economic poo pile that we find ourselves living i...

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Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Starlings

Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Starlings

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. Today we contemplate the joys and dangers of witnessing Starlings in huge numbers. "Now is the time of year to see millions of Starlings. Well it is if you live somewhere like Ham Wall, near Glastonbury or somewhere else where they all roost. In...

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Funny story: God chickens out of debating Richard Dawkins

God chickens out of debating Richard Dawkins

God has refused to debate Richard Dawkins, citing the following passage from "The God Delusion": "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-...

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