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Funny story: Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

SOUTH DAKOTA - First, Herman Cain changed his tax plan from 9-9-9 to 9-0-9. Then Herman Cain's chief of staff, Mark Block, who loves the way smoke feels on his mustache, is shown smoking a cigarette in a political commercial. Then Herman Cain promise...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Stages Coup Within Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters

Sarah Palin Stages Coup Within Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters

MINNESOTA - Pundits are calling this the most unexpected political narrative in an already failing presidential hopeful campaign. The GOP contender, Michele Bachmann has been called many names, she's been put on people's 'I wish she wore a witch hat'...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Perry Calls for Washington to Secede

Texas Governor Perry Calls for Washington to Secede

Texas Governor Rick Perry said today that, if elected President, he would put in motion a secession plan for the nation's capitol, Washington, D.C. The recently announced presidential candidate hinted several years ago that Texas could secede should...

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Funny story: Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

Michele Bachmann Hangs up on Sarah Palin After Being Called Witch

MINNESOTA - In what has been dubbed the most disappointing political campaign narrative out of the rank and file presidential hopefuls, Sarah Palin made an effort to interrupt her new reality show, "Bristol's not the boss," and give Michele Bachmann...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Sarah Pac paid for breast

Sarah Palin Denies Sarah Pac paid for breast

Washington--Sarah Palin denied rumors that she used Sarah PAC to pay for her new breast, the new breast she hoped to help her sagging poll numbers. "I didn't use any political contributions to pay for my new breast, if I did indeed get new breast...

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Funny story: White House Confirms Kill Of Iowa Hog Farmer: Claims He Called President a "Dumb F..K"

White House Confirms Kill Of Iowa Hog Farmer: Claims He Called President a "Dumb F..K"

FROM THE WHITE HOUSE: White House spokesman, Jay Carney, confirmed this morning that a NATO drone based at Offutt Air Base in Omaha, Nebraska, completed its intended mission by gunning down Isadore "Izzy" Grundfield as he entered his hog barn on a fa...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains Why She Surprisingly Supports The Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Sarah Palin Explains Why She Surprisingly Supports The Occupy Wall Street Protesters

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has stated that she has just about gotten used to the fact that she will not be running in the 2012 GOP presidential race. Palin, recently sat down with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater, and talked about 201...

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Funny story: Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

Occupy Wall St. to raid the next Republican presidential debate

LAS VEGAS - Although Las Vegas is far from New York City, organizers are working straight through the next couple of nights to insure that Occupy Wall is 'well represented.' Some protestors are flying, some are driving, and others are walking really...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Jealous Occupy Wall Street is More powerful than Tea Party

Sarah Palin Jealous Occupy Wall Street is More powerful than Tea Party

NEW YORK CITY - Occupy Wall Street continues to shake financial centers all around the world as average Joe's and superior celebrities sit on their lawn chairs and wait for America's next move. What makes this revolutionary more powerful than the...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies The Rumor That She Fantasizes About Having A Menage-A-Trois With Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

Lady Gaga Denies The Rumor That She Fantasizes About Having A Menage-A-Trois With Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann

BROOKLYN - Lady Gaga was in Brooklyn visiting an old high school friend when she was interviewed by Carolina Chipotle a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk. Miss Chipotle asked her about the recent rumor that apparently started in Illinois which is...

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Funny story: Todd Palin Is Extremely Concerned About Sarah's Depressed State (Not Alaska - Her's)

Todd Palin Is Extremely Concerned About Sarah's Depressed State (Not Alaska - Her's)

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin cut short a salmon fishing trip up to Caribou Nads, Alaska after he received word from nine-year-old daughter Piper that her mom was acting very odd and speaking words which did not make sense. Todd hurried back from f...

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Funny story: Palin Drops Campaign to Open Frozen Meat Franchise

Palin Drops Campaign to Open Frozen Meat Franchise

Realizing the futility of her chances for the 2012 presidential election, Palin and a few select investors will open their first Alaskan Steaks franchise based in Ottumwa, Alaska. With a business plan that calls for direct competition with Omaha...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin would make ideal president", say Republicans

"Sarah Palin would make ideal president", say Republicans

Congresswoman and Nobel prize winning particle physicist and quantum mechanic Sarah Palin was today given her warmest endorsement by the Republican party in the run-up to the 2012 election campaign. Republican senator George S.Cross of Texas said...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Sarah Palin Decided Not To Run In 2012

The Real Reason Why Sarah Palin Decided Not To Run In 2012

WASILLA, Alaska - It is now officially official, Sarah Palin has announced that she will not be running for the office of the president of the United States in 2012. "Snowflake" Palin spoke before a group of assembled news reporters on the front d...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

Michele Bachmann Admits That She Accidentally Voted For Chaz Bono On Dancing With The Stars

DETROIT - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour rolled into the Motor City where she hopes to pick up some votes from unemployed auto workers who wouldn't mind having a female president. As she spoke to a crowd of fourteen (14) tha...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor

Sarah Palin Addresses The Kobe Bryant Rumor

KANKAKEE, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Kankakee, the Illinois town where Confederate General Stonewall Jackson said to his rebel troops back in September of 1862, "Dammit fellers, I do believe dat we be some lost sons-of-b...

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