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Funny story: Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...

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Funny story: Parents angry at Santa's late arrival

Parents angry at Santa's late arrival

Angry parents will be protesting today outside number 10, in a bid to raise awareness of the serious problem in their town. All two of them will have travelled many miles today from their home in Scummingham, some even giving up their day of watch...

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Funny story: Not Nice To Fool Santa Claus

Not Nice To Fool Santa Claus

It was a little over a year ago that Morris Lancaster of Santa Claus, Indiana told Spenser County police that someone had called him at his house that morning and told him they we the police and that they already knew he had hid a small bag of cocain...

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Funny story: Lapland economy officially in recession - Santa reduces workforce

Lapland economy officially in recession - Santa reduces workforce

In what can only be described as the saddest indication of the state of the worldwide economic problems at the moment, the Ministry of Economics in Lapland reported the second consecutive quarter of negative GDP growth. As such, the economy of Lapla...

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Funny story: Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

Lousy Christmas blamed on Santa

After weeks of hoping for a Christmas miracle, worldwide retail chains confirmed today that they suffered one of the lousiest holiday shopping seasons in decades. Matters were made worse by the absence of one S. Claus, longtime resident of the N...

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Funny story: Portsmouth buy Santa - Cruz - James to take over

Portsmouth buy Santa - Cruz - James to take over

South coast hack Ernie "Tom" Cruz reports from Portsmouth that the club have bought Santa Claus for an undisclosed sum. Tony Adams has not revealed the terms of the deal but it is reported to be a long term one involving a steady supply of mince pies...

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Funny story: Santa suffers heart attack, lightens mood before surgery

Santa suffers heart attack, lightens mood before surgery

ANCHORAGE, AK - Saint Nicholas suffered a massive coronary thrombosis near the end of a strenuous delivery schedule this Christmas. Ignoring his doctor's repeated advice to watch his diet, the jolly old elf loaded up on milk and cookies while en rou...

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Funny story: Santa Claus hijacked by Somali pirates

Santa Claus hijacked by Somali pirates

Christmas will never be the same again following the news that Santa Claus has been abducted by lawless Somali pirates in second hand SUVs whilst the Yuletide legend was doing his global delivery of presents on Christmas Eve. Reports say that the...

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Funny story: Unidentified Aircraft causes panic!

Unidentified Aircraft causes panic!

The military forces of Russia and other European countries remain on high alert this morning after an unidentified aircraft overflew most of the continent last evening. The event began when an unknown supersonic aircraft conducted a low altitude h...

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Funny story: NORAD Tracking Santa Threat

NORAD Tracking Santa Threat

COLORADO SPRINGS (FMLiveWire) - Who says the Santa Claus communist threat doesn't exist? The military personnel here at NORAD charged with being the eyes in the sky are believers and are acting like the threat is very real. The North American...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Claims He Has Seen Sarah Palin being Bad from the North Pole

Santa Claus Claims He Has Seen Sarah Palin being Bad from the North Pole

Ole Saint Nick has been celebrated for a preternatural ability to know when people are sleeping or awake. Awareness of goodness and badness has also been claimed as one of the former Bishop of Myra's super powers.But never can anyone remember Santa,...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Purchases Hybrid Model Sleigh

Santa Claus Purchases Hybrid Model Sleigh

NORTH POLE - Saint Nicholas is going Green this holiday season. In a bid to do his part to stave off a global warming epidemic threatening to melt the North Pole, the right jolly old elf has purchased a new hybrid model sleigh just in time for Chris...

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Funny story: Father Christmas arrested

Father Christmas arrested

Father Christmas was arrested yesterday when it was discovered that his "Naughty and Nice" list contravened the UK Data Protection Act. "After a raid on his home," said Detective Inspector Phil Inne, "we discovered on his computer a large list of...

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Funny story: Santa needs the AA

Santa needs the AA

Father Christmas found himself in a bit of a pickle yesterday when he broke down on his pre-Christmas test flight. This annual test takes place just before Christmas eve so that Santa can ensure that he has a fully working sleigh and the reindeer...

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Funny story: The Top Ten Reasons Santa Is Downsizing This Year

The Top Ten Reasons Santa Is Downsizing This Year

(New York-NY) I think it was either Sigmund Freud or any post-rhinoplasty Bat Mitzvah girl from Long Beach (That's Long Island…not California.) who wrote "I am a Jew, and it always seemed to me not only shameful but downright senseless to deny it." And that's my sentiment at Christmas. But, like Freud, I'm not particularly religious. You could call me ultra-Reformed. Or as my friend Jon Braunhut w...

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Funny story: Santa tops CIA most wanted list

Santa tops CIA most wanted list

In a remarkable turn of events, the CIA (Criminally Insane Americans) have announced that Father Christmas is the CIA's 'Most Wanted'. Many notaries have topped this list in the past, most recently Osama Bin Laden of Al Qaeda, and Adolf Hitler. Bu...

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Funny story: Greg Lake Believes In Father Christmas So Much - He Brought The Company!

Greg Lake Believes In Father Christmas So Much - He Brought The Company!

Seventies progressive Rocker, Greg Lake famously wrote he believed in Father Christmas. This was at a time the old misery guts was going through his infamous trial- which centred around complaints against the bearded one, sneaking into kiddies bedroo...

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