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Funny story: 'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

'Sell-Out' Russell Brand Dedicates Award To His Blobby Rich Friend Ross!

Dirty-Sex man and slimy foul-mouthed coward Russell Brand; ran off like a baby girl, to America, after swearing at a lovely pensioner. He now has breezed back to the UK, without a care in the world to pick up some award and probably some penicillin.

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Funny story: Russell Brand To Star In His Own U.S. Reality Show

Russell Brand To Star In His Own U.S. Reality Show

NEW YORK CITY, New York - British celebrity Russell Brand has just been signed to star in his own reality television series on the Fox Network. Kendell Ketchum, spokesman for Fox said, 'The name of the show is 'Russell Brand: Okay, Let Me See Who...

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Funny story: Russell Brand caught shagging more 'satanic slut' granddaughters: of Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Pinochet and Hugo Chavez

Russell Brand caught shagging more 'satanic slut' granddaughters: of Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Pinochet and Hugo Chavez

New York - (ReUterus & Succubus Ass Mess): "The man's insatiable for Satanic Slut vagina vipers!" LAFagHagSlagMag Manhattan correspondent Dave Skank commented today as the news broke of UK comic Russell Brand's latest demonic conquest, Che Guevar...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Bob Dylan To Record An Album

Russell Brand and Bob Dylan To Record An Album

LONDON, England - It is now official, famed British comedian Russell Brand, 33, will be recording an album with American pop music icon Bob Dylan, 67. Dylan's manager Rocco Dockery confirmed that the legendary Dylan and the infamous Brand will be...

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Funny story: Russel Brand in new Daffodil Drug Sensation

Russel Brand in new Daffodil Drug Sensation

Bad boy Brand, one time broadcaster, revealed as Daffodil abuser! Authorities are rushing to contain the latest drug sensation, Daffodils, distilled, are said to be more powerful than Methamphetamine or LSD. Local councils now have the answer...

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Funny story: Brand - Out of time

Brand - Out of time

Famous Court Jester Russel Brand has claimed that he is the grandson of Amy Winehouse. The controversial thin legged entertainer said: 'It is true. I came here in a Delorean, that my good mate, Doc put a time machine into. I am here to stop a drea...

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Funny story: Whinging Man Loves Complaining

Whinging Man Loves Complaining

A man in Tunbridge Wells has said how happy the recent story about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made him. 'Oh, that was a good week, that was' said Mr Steve Tingy. 'Not only did I get to complain, I also had to wait in a queue on the phone to d...

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Funny story: Russell Brand starts band called Heroin

Russell Brand starts band called Heroin

Bad boy Russell Brand ,who is on the heels of quitting his BBC radio show after an outcry of complaints about his indecent behaviour, has a new project. Brand is now the lead singer of a band called Heroin. The catch? Everyone in the band is a heroi...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie eclipsed by luscious Sydney Jo Jackson

Russell Brand's Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie eclipsed by luscious Sydney Jo Jackson

Los Angeles - (Ms Voluptua Mess): No more Satanic Sluts shenanigans on seamy Hampstead Heath shag-sites for the UK's most reviled extertainer this weekend! Russell Brand looked relaxed and high as a kite as he wowed a packed Largo Coronet Theatre...

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Funny story: Russell Brand to play cartoon STD in new Hollywood Blockbuster!

Russell Brand to play cartoon STD in new Hollywood Blockbuster!

Comedy 'Legend' Russell Brand who doesn't eat poo or give people STD's on sight (says his mum- who inflicted him on the world!), is to be the voice of a 'cartoon STD'. Hollywood producers were so impressed by his ability to do nothing and get paid...

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Funny story: Bernard Manning's Ghost Rips Into Russell Brand

Bernard Manning's Ghost Rips Into Russell Brand

Bernard Manning's ghost today ripped into Russell Brand, labelling him as a talentless, clueless, mockney idiot. Speaking at a seance in a big house on Bury New Road, Manchester, Manning said: 'You've got to give people credit for having a go a...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...

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Funny story: Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

In an astonishing twist to the continuing Johnathan Ross / Russell Brand phone call debacle, Ross has been reportedly abducted by 76 year-old grandmother Eileen Dover of Dover, who was incensed at the treatment of her hero, Manuel at the hands of the...

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Funny story: Brand...who?

Brand...who?

Following his resignation from Oldies favourite station Radio 2, Russell Brand is in talks to play the new Dr Who, following the departure of David Tenant from the iconoclastic role. Brand, known for his hair, and extreme thin-ness believes that t...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's Grandma Gets Well Upset

Russell Brand's Grandma Gets Well Upset

Russell Brand's grandma got well upset today when a reporter asked her if she spit or swallowed. Mrs Leading Brand insisted that pressmen had overstepped the mark by asking such a disgusting question. 'What I do in the pursuit of oral sex techn...

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Funny story: Russell Brand "Not Spanish"

Russell Brand "Not Spanish"

In a shock announcement today, Russell Brands' management announced that Brand, aged 78, is not in fact Spanish. Stunned fans reacted angrily when they heard the news. As one distraught fan said,"my whole belief system has been shattered, the...

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Funny story: I Shagged Jonathan Ross's Grandma Says Manuel

I Shagged Jonathan Ross's Grandma Says Manuel

Manuel the Spanish waiter from Barcelona today announced, in what many observers see as a retaliatory backlash that he had not only shagged Jonathan Ross's Grandma, but that he had also shagged Russell Brand's Grandma. Manuel said: 'It all started...

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