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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

Rush Limbaugh On Judge Panel Of Miss America!

The Miss America Organization says Radio Talk Show Host Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 pageant in Las Vegas. No, you heard right, and we do mean right, Mr. Rush Limbaugh. The event will be held at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Cas...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Exposed in Scandal With Vibrating Seat Cushion

Limbaugh Exposed in Scandal With Vibrating Seat Cushion

For the second time in two weeks, a well known media personality has been exposed in a sex scandal that has rocked the media world and their most devoted viewers. Still reeling from the expose of David Letterman and various staffers, the conservativ...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.

Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.

(New York-NY) Patriotic or Xenophobic, depending on if you are a regular viewer of Fox news, talk show host Rush Limbaugh's head exploded during a broadcast of "The Rush Limbaugh Show". Limbaugh was in the middle of an impassioned speech on President...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Is Calling For A Recount On President Obama Winning The Nobel Peace Prize

Rush Limbaugh Is Calling For A Recount On President Obama Winning The Nobel Peace Prize

NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host, political pundit, and self-proclaimed world's most smartest individual Rush Limbaugh is asking that the Nobel Peace Prize Committee take a recount on President Barack Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Funny story: Black NFL super stars say they'll walk if Limbaugh buys the Rams

Black NFL super stars say they'll walk if Limbaugh buys the Rams

ST LOUIS, MO -- (ABSNN) Several current members of the St. Louis Rams football organization told ABSNN that "they would all walk if Rush Limbaugh buys the Rams." All the players threatening to walk were African-American, and claimed "they could n...

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Funny story: Funny Funkers Hall of Fame announces Class of 2009 nominees

Funny Funkers Hall of Fame announces Class of 2009 nominees

PISSEDIN SPRINGS, FL (ABSNN) -- This sleepy southern town of 210 souls announced the Friday opening of of The Funny Funkers Hall of Fame located in nearby Sanford, Florida. "A bunch of us old folks were sitting around in the TV room of The Home la...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Wants To Buy The St. Louis Rams

Rush Limbaugh Wants To Buy The St. Louis Rams

ST. LOUIS - Radio political commentator Rush Limbaugh has expressed an interest in purchasing the NFL St. Louis Rams. Limbaugh stated that he has always dreamed of owning a professional sports team, but not the Detroit Lions who last year went 0-1...

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Funny story: Limbaugh Predicts US will be destroyed by Asteroid

Limbaugh Predicts US will be destroyed by Asteroid

In a broadcast that took even his most devoted followers by surprise Rush Limbauh predicted today that the United States would be destroyed by an asteroid sometime during Obama's first term in office. Limbaugh proclaimed midway through his daily b...

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Funny story: Software Giant Apologizes for Racial Gender Bender

Software Giant Apologizes for Racial Gender Bender

SEATTLE, WA - How many botched joke set-ups does it take to make a software company look like a complete buffoon? Just one, if its advertising artists are not paying attention. Software giant Microtosh apologized Wednesday for a gaffe that featur...

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Funny story: EPA says Limbaugh, Beck and Coulter are cause of Global Warming and must leave Earth

EPA says Limbaugh, Beck and Coulter are cause of Global Warming and must leave Earth

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - The head of the Environmental Protection Agency told a shocked Washington Press Corps Tuesday that right-wing broadcasters Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Ann Coulter have been determined to be the chief cause of Global Warmin...

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Funny story: Obama admits he's a one-term President: Limbaugh dies of fecal-apoplexy

Obama admits he's a one-term President: Limbaugh dies of fecal-apoplexy

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN)-- President Obama admitted that he is "a one-term President" at a Saturday morning press conference held at All Bull Shit News Network (ABSNN) World Headquarters in Manhattan. Upon hearing the news at his Excellence in Broadc...

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Funny story: Florida's Muck Monster Turns Out To Be Just Rush Limbaugh

Florida's Muck Monster Turns Out To Be Just Rush Limbaugh

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida - Local residents, tourists, and a few illegal aliens had the daylights scared out of them as they encountered a big, fat, strange-looking colossal creature in the Lake Worth Lagoon. Dozens of individuals captured the wate...

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Funny story: Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

Obama to Limbaugh: "If I want anymore shit out of you, I'll cut off your head and dip it out with a spoon!"

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama rarely let's his anger get the best of him. Nonetheless, Obama released the text of his Saturday afternoon radio broadcast to reporters in the White House Press Room today, something he has never done thus far...

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Funny story: Rash Dimbrow volunteers for swine flu study

Rash Dimbrow volunteers for swine flu study

Les Oinka, VA - UPDATE 1 - Rash Dimbrow was spotted leaving an army hospital at the Les Oinka military base today. He stated to this reporter that he had volunteered for a swine flu study. Each time he spoke he removed and replaced a large red appl...

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Funny story: Coulter, Limbaugh Could Perish in Sunshine State Drowning

Coulter, Limbaugh Could Perish in Sunshine State Drowning

U.S. scientists monitoring glaciers in Washington State and Alaska reported this week that decades of politicians blowing hot air without producing any significant environmental legislation has finally induced a major meltdown. A 50-year governme...

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Funny story: Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh

Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III, 58, has just written his first book of quotes entitled, Quotes From The Book of Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, television personality, and well known and loved GOP ass-kisser loves being in the spotlight, which he says he actually invented back in the 60s. The book which is published by the Sequoia Sapling Publishing Company contains...

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Funny story: ABSNN: All bullshit news network begins August 7th

ABSNN: All bullshit news network begins August 7th

One radio talk show host, three of Fox News Network's most reactionary political commentators, and four of MSNBC's most liberal political commentators, have managed to put aside their political and personal differences in order to launch a new, cable...

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