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Funny story: Kings of Leon revealed to have no royal connection at all

Kings of Leon revealed to have no royal connection at all

Popular beat combo, Kings of Leon have been asked to change their name to just Leon after it has been revealed that the French city does not have one royal person, never mind four separate kings. "It is an atrocity that these Followill brothers ar...

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Funny story: Palace Backs Charles as Next King

Palace Backs Charles as Next King

Buckingham Palace has declared its support for the Prince of Wales as the next king. The revelation came after the Palace's exceptionally festive staff Christmas lunch and follows another mischievous he's-a-bit-potty story in the Daily Mail. Whi...

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Funny story: Queen Counting on Travel Chaos to Deliver a Merry Christmas

Queen Counting on Travel Chaos to Deliver a Merry Christmas

A lone, regal silhouette stares from an upstairs window at snow-swept Sandringham, the Norfolk estate where the Royal Family gathers annually for the Christmas holidays. HM the Queen keeps the vigil, dividing her gaze between her Blackberry and a...

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Funny story: Charles Hates Variety

Charles Hates Variety

The future of the Royal Variety Performance has been thrown into doubt after Prince Charles revealed he was so bored that he was forced to have a conversation with Camilla. The Prince of Wales, who attends the performance every year, was said to...

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Funny story: Queen Released from Care of Local Authority

Queen Released from Care of Local Authority

HM the Queen is back home at Buckingham Palace tonight, wondering not for the first time how it all went so wrong. In this latest instance, HM was forced into protective care after telling people 'I don't think he looks like my father at all.'...

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Funny story: Helena Bonham Carter Declares War on Helen Mirren

Helena Bonham Carter Declares War on Helen Mirren

Buried under accolades for her role in the King's Speech, the actress Helena Bonham Carter has now put the actress Helen Mirren on notice that her days are over as reigning queen of actresses portraying reigning queens. "Going forward, I deserve...

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Funny story: Off With Their Heads!

Off With Their Heads!

There was a terrible mistake made by a mob that was protesting the rate hikes in college tuition's in front of Parliament, Thursday. Prince Charles and his wife Camilla lead pretty structured lives, appearing at charity events and fundraisers on a...

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Funny story: Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

In a rush SPECIAL EDITION, The Daily Mail has announced the Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent, will continue their round of public events after a brazen failed attempt to assassinate their Rolls Royce. Drawing excessively on...

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Funny story: Queen Mother's car pelted with flowers

Queen Mother's car pelted with flowers

Queen Catherine the Queen Mother was being driven through the centre of London in her maroon ninety year old high top Rolls Royce yesterday, when she was spotted by pedestrians walking past street vendors selling flowers. They mobbed the car forc...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell on Talent Search for Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"

Simon Cowell on Talent Search for Body Double As Camilla Says "No More Bloody Public Appearances, You Twat!"

Consternation turned to constipation in certain royal quarters today after it was learned that Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has refused to attend any more public ceremonies accompanying her husband after a near fatal confrontation with yobs left he...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton buys milk and isn't photographed doing so

Kate Middleton buys milk and isn't photographed doing so

DAILY Mail readers were utterly furious last night after discovering that Kate Middleton had bought a pint of milk from the corner shop and hadn't been photographed doing so. The slip only came to light after another customer, a Mail reader, wrote in...

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Funny story: 'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster

Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...

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Funny story: Princess Anne goes high tech to double insults to onlookers

Princess Anne goes high tech to double insults to onlookers

The Princess Royal is planning from later this month to more than double the number of insults she delivers to pensioners and other unwitting gatherers at her engagements. "Her Majesty's government has declared we must do more with less, and so I...

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Funny story: Doshless of York Feels Vindicated Yet Depressed by Candid Andy WikiLeaks

Doshless of York Feels Vindicated Yet Depressed by Candid Andy WikiLeaks

The Doshless of York has told friends of her mixed emotions at the WikiLeaks revelations about Prince Andrew braying like an ass in front of a Middle Eastern Rotary Club luncheon. "On one hand, she sees his comments as proof they were perfectly s...

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Funny story: Growing Resentment as WikiLeaks Disclosures Show Who's Hot, Who's Not

Growing Resentment as WikiLeaks Disclosures Show Who's Hot, Who's Not

Britain's betters are responding with increasing petulance, defensiveness and typical misguided self-importance over the emerging stars of the smash hit multi-part series 'WikiLeaks." The disclosures, naming such leading lights as Gorgon Brown and P...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew's Liver Salts Promotion

Prince Andrew's Liver Salts Promotion

After his success in promoting British arrogance and stupidity abroad Prince Andrew has been offered a new post by the Coalition Government. He is to be an Ambassador Against Anguish (AAA), helping the British public swallow the bitter pill of auster...

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Funny story: Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Shock New Ally in bid to make it Queen Camilla

Whacktivists are to undertake the largest campaign in misguided cause history, as they fight to save a London woman from being denied her rights in marriage. "This perhaps one of the gravest injustices of the past twenty minutes," sobbed national...

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