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Funny story: Harry organises Willy's stag night and he's booked the Sex Pistols!

Harry organises Willy's stag night and he's booked the Sex Pistols!

It certainly will be the stag-night of the century, Prince Harry has decided to organise a really wild-punk-party in honour of his brother's last days as a bachelor. It was suppose to remain a surprise, but Prince Harry, always being slightly cont...

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Funny story: Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Frugal Luv Story: Andrew & Fergie Set to Renew Vows April 29 With Will & Kate In Order To Cut Expenses!

Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...

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Funny story: Wedding Weather Fear

Wedding Weather Fear

Long term weather forecasters are casting gloom throughout the nation. Dr Penelope Prance-Major, who has been accurately assessing the weather long term for decades has made her forecast for April 29th, the Wedding Day of Prince William and Kate Midd...

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Funny story: Tots R Us planning to produce and sell miniature Royal Wedding Dresses

Tots R Us planning to produce and sell miniature Royal Wedding Dresses

Tots R Us are planning to produce and sell many thousands of Kate Middleton's wedding dress, in miniature sizes, as soon as it is SEEN in public. The idea is to market them as Christening Gowns. Even parents interviewed, who were not planning on having their children christened, are beginning to change their minds just so that they can dress up their little ones as mini-Kates. The world will...

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Funny story: Earl Spencer, brother of Princess Diana, is putting together expensive holidays, cashing in on Royal Wedding. Main targets-Susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer, brother of Princess Diana, is putting together expensive holidays, cashing in on Royal Wedding. Main targets-Susan Boyle's Rich American Fanatics

Earl Spencer is putting together expensive package holidays aimed at the rich but not so famous. This category includes members of The Red Scarf Brigade (Susan Boyle's rich American fanatics). The Earl, Princess Diana's brother, is expected to hos...

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Funny story: King of Bahrain turns down 'naff' royal nuptials invite

King of Bahrain turns down 'naff' royal nuptials invite

London - His Westminster Abbey North Transept seat between Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer and a heavily pregnant Victoria Beckham will now be auctioned off for charity. "Or may be allocated to some other pesky despot," the Palace's Lord Chamberlain...

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Funny story: Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign reaches the Vatican

Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign reaches the Vatican

Rome - The Pope has said he's boycotting the royal wedding because nobody's invited him to Prince William's stag night. Under normal arrangements His Holiness would have expected to anoint the future bridegroom with a quart bottle of creme de ment...

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Funny story: It's Party time. 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. Time to celebrate. Royal Wedding coming up too. There's a connection. Read story.

It's Party time. 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. Time to celebrate. Royal Wedding coming up too. There's a connection. Read story.

Mark the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible by throwing a party. Why not? St. Patrick's Day has passed for another year. Even non-Irish folk were out in the streets all around the world, wearing green and drinking green beer.....today...peeing green pee. If atheists can celebrate St. Paddy's day...they'll be out in great numbers for this 400th anniversary of the King James Bible bas...

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Funny story: New Royal Wedding Mug now has Justin Bieber and Lady Gagger's photos on

New Royal Wedding Mug now has Justin Bieber and Lady Gagger's photos on

The newest Royal Wedding commemorative mug now has photos of Justin Bieber and Lady Gagger's photos on. Yes....LADY GAGGER! When will this madness end? Everyone and their mother-in-law are jumping on the bandwagon hoping to make a quick buck or...

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Funny story: Commemorative Weeding Mugs

Commemorative Weeding Mugs

Chinese firm Goodong Enterprises has anticipated a Royal upheaval. They have produced mugs commemorating the forthcoming marriage of Kate & William, but - perhaps knowing something we don't know - they have pictured Prince Harry with Kate Middlet...

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Funny story: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will be together for the rest of their lives

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life. Big Brother is watching All of us. Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Church of England authorities were in urgent talks with Buckingham Palace and Clarence House today following the shock announcement that April's royal wedding will be at Westminster Cathedral. The Archbishop of Canterbury and his aides have been p...

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Funny story: Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

Scientists Point to Royal Wedding Guest List as Reason "Cloning" is 'Affront to God!'

The Royal Institute of General Medical Science, noted for their study of Genes and DNA, said the upcoming wedding of Prince William will provide the setting for the largest gathering in history of mutant strains of human DNA. The Prince will marry...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Orders Kate Middleton To Lose Four Pounds Or She Is Calling The Royal Wedding Off

Queen Elizabeth Orders Kate Middleton To Lose Four Pounds Or She Is Calling The Royal Wedding Off

LONDON - With the Royal Wedding date fast approaching Queen Elizabeth is really starting to show her royal majestic claws so to speak. Tickety Boo News is reporting that her Highness was recently sitting in one of the many 'sitting rooms' located...

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Funny story: Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign takes over Clapham Common

Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign takes over Clapham Common

London - London's famous Clapham Common will host the official Fuck The Royal Wedding! campsite amid popular demand. Over 250,000 are expected to amass at the South London park which will be transformed into a 'sea of tents and protest bunting' fo...

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Funny story: Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign gathers momentum

Fuck The Royal Wedding campaign gathers momentum

London - Royal humbug refuseniks have organised themselves into a Fuck The Royal Wedding! group in a bid to disrupt obsequious Kate & William nuptials sycophancy. T-shirts, posters, stickers and i-Phone Apps are being churned out to cater to t...

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Funny story: London Probation Truss community payback scheme to daub anti-royal wedding graffiti on Tube station tunnels

London Probation Truss community payback scheme to daub anti-royal wedding graffiti on Tube station tunnels

London - In a classic 'Romans Go Home' moment a gang of ex-cons has offered to daub London Tube tunnels with Fuck The Royal Wedding graffiti. They are said to be outraged at a Westmonster City Council rival scheme to use day-release offenders to s...

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