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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever

There's nothing fake or ephemeral about fey children of the night star-crossed vampyre couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, says Celebrity Matchmaker Titti Banger, writes Carrie N Crowe, Recycled Neo-Gothic Farrago Correspondent. Millionai...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies

Kristen Stewart Tells Taylor Lautner Her Sexual Fantasies

Robert Pattinson apparently called up Kristen this past weekend and they began talking about their future together and all the great things they would enjoy together as man and wife. However, Taylor Launtner is visiting Pattinson as they are discu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson As Satan? Paradise Lost Casting Rumours Rife

Robert Pattinson As Satan? Paradise Lost Casting Rumours Rife

Speculation is rife in Hollywood over who will land the plum role of Satan in the planned movie of Milton's epic poem, Paradise Lost. Director Alex Proyas, who has scored hits with Dark City and I, Robot, has signed up with Legendary Pictures to "...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Wedding Plans In Eastern Europe

With a lot of the final scenes being shot for the last double episode of Twilight, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart say they plan to do exactly as they promised their fans some time ago, get married. "We wanted the whole movie madness thing to...

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Funny story: Pattinson arrested at Hollowe'en Party

Pattinson arrested at Hollowe'en Party

Robert Pattinson and other fellow party goers, have been arrested during a Hallowe'en Party which Pattinson had thrown for his fellow Breaking Dawn cast and crew, and haven been taken in for questioning . Pattinson, dressed as his long-lost relative...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!

Robert Pattinson Building Smaller Dracula Castle After Infamous Ancestor!

Apparently the actor Robert Pattinson can't get over the fact that he is related to Vlad the Impaler of the 1400's who was the original "Dracula", which was his family name. "Pattinson talks about the evil monster all the time", stated Ashley Gree...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Planning Revenge On Robert Pattinson, Adam Lambert

Taylor Lautner Planning Revenge On Robert Pattinson, Adam Lambert

After taking quite a bit of joking recently for growing a beard and mustache, Robert Pattinson decided he would get back at Taylor Lautner and "accidentally" give out the news that Taylor might be gay. "Two can play at that game", stated Pattinson...

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Funny story: Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

Sturridge on Pattinson-Stewart voodoo rumours

There has been a lot of rumours on the internet recently about Pattinson and Stewart planning a voodoo wedding or commitment ceremony. However according to a drunken Tom Sturridge, found slumped in a corner of a Louisiana bar recently, the rumours...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner To Host Hollywood Halloween Sex Party?

According to Skoob Entertainment News Hollywood correspondent, Brick McMuffin, the hottest ticket in town this week is for a themed Halloween party at a rented mansion in a secret location, high in the Hollywood Hills. Hosted by Twilight triumvira...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Checks Himself Into L.A. Clinic

Robert Pattinson Checks Himself Into L.A. Clinic

Reports from those closest to actor Robert Pattinson say that the young actor is having some serious mental problems over constant nightmares about his recently discovered ancestor, Vlad the Impaler. "He's not sleeping well at all", stated one Sou...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

In a stunner this morning during an interview with Robert Pattinson about the upcoming Twilight movie, Robert Pattinson let slip that he thinks that fellow actor, Taylor Lautner may be gay. After a long question and answer session about the movies...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Emma Watson secretly dating?

Rob Pattinson and Emma Watson secretly dating?

Few people realise that Emma Watson, better known as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, and Rob Pattinson, better known as the blood sucking hearthrob from Twilight, actually went to school together, the Tower House school in London. Both Watson...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart's Steamy Vampire Sex Scene In Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart's Steamy Vampire Sex Scene In Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Insiders who have seen parts of the scripts for "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" have hinted that there will be a very steamy sex scene between the two leading stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "Parts of the script were left on someone's...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Fool Their Many Fans

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went unrecognized at a recent gig last week as they came up with a great disguise. The 'Twilight' stars - who have long been rumoured to be a real life couple at many of the hotels and motels around the count...

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Funny story: Catfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'

Catfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'

Following a number of alarming revelations that a major catfight is brewing between Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson over the affections of Robert Pattinson, Skoob Entertainment News decided it was high time we got to the bottom of things. So to sp...

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Funny story: Ines Sainz, Zac Efron, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "The Girl With The Painted On Jeans"

Ines Sainz, Zac Efron, and Robert Pattinson To Star In "The Girl With The Painted On Jeans"

HOLLYWOOD - The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just sent a press release announcing the filming of a new action packed spy mystery titled The Girl With The Painted On Jeans. Mexican sports reporter turned actress Ines Sainz will star as Em...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart gets vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons face ripped to shreds in unrelated incident.

Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in New Orleans. According to one source, as filming wrapped for the day,...

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