Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.
A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).
A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.
A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...
RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, NC--You've heard of pocket stud finders--magnets that carpenters and handymen use to find the studs in your walls. And water depth finders fishermen use to know how deep they are fishing. Well, now there's something a little different.
The winners of a 2006 Nobel for their groundbreaking research in the field of gene silencing have been working on a top-secret project: gene therapy aimed at silencing the gene that causes pig-type behavior in men. The research is still in a prelim...
Sam Shorty, a 5-foot-4 reporter (pictured here), is disgusted with his latest assignment, reporting on new research results indicating that taller people are smarter than shorter people. "That's what two Princeton researchers have found in...
A recent Harvard research study reveals the prevalence of pudgy children in Massachusetts increased nearly 60 percent in 22 years. One of the most amazing findings is how heavy newborns are. In Massachusetts, apparently many babies are born big and...
*EXCLUSIVE* [SpoofNews-New York] At a surprise press conference today, prominent architects and pentagon officials announced a plan to revolutionize urban renewal projects. After exhaustive economic analysis, logistical research and informatio...
Many of the world's elderly have enthusiastically embraced new research findings indicating that 'normal' activities such as climbing stairs and performing household chores can help older adults live longer. Old folks from all stations of life the...
Miss Piggy wants everyone to know that she dismisses as ridiculous a recent research finding suggesting that a mother's authoritarian style of parenting can cause kids to be overweight.
It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.
Grand Rapids, MI- Scientists, Anthropologist and Historians have all converged on the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan, to conduct research on the legendary ‘Dickens' family.
A recent survey conducted by the market research firm, NPD Group claims America's attitudes toward overweight people are shifting from rejection toward acceptance, citing that over a 20-year period, the percentage of Americans who said they find...
A recent preliminary research report has been published by a Consortium of European Academic Institutes which claims to prove that the remains of a random selection of corpses at military cemeteries across Europe have literally been found to have ”turned in their graves”. This astonishing claim is purported to result from recorded information about recent military and political events being relaye...
WASHINGTON -Oscar-winner Nicole Kidman says she didn't go far to research her role as a psychiatrist for the upcoming movie, The Visiting because psychotherapy has been a part of her life all of her life.
LOS ANGLES, CA (Barnes & Noble)-Hoping to replenish dwindling membership in the Democratic Party, leading American liberal Democrats have just announced the results of over 200 years of politico-horticultural research and experimentation on the origi...
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