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Funny story: New Scientific Discovery!

New Scientific Discovery!

Gaza (ENN) - Today, scientists discovered a half-man, half-pteredactyl in the hills of Gaza. Fearing that it was a spawn of Satan, Israeli soldiers, armed with machine guns, shot it down in a rain of fire.

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Funny story: Nostalgia not what it used to be

Nostalgia not what it used to be

London- After six long years of research and seventeen million pounds of tax payers money; a Government team looking into the question of falling standards in nostalgia have come to the conclusion that it's not as good as it used to be.

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Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Funny story: New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

New Syndrome Diagnosed Explains A Lot

A man from Peterborough has today been the first to be diagnosed with 'Total Arse Syndrome' (TAS).

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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Funny story: New survey reveals that living is bad for you

New survey reveals that living is bad for you

A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...

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Funny story: New Product Sweeping Nation in Sales

New Product Sweeping Nation in Sales

RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, NC--You've heard of pocket stud finders--magnets that carpenters and handymen use to find the studs in your walls. And water depth finders fishermen use to know how deep they are fishing. Well, now there's something a little different.

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Funny story: Nobel Prize Winners Attempting to Silence 'Pig' Gene in Men

Nobel Prize Winners Attempting to Silence 'Pig' Gene in Men

The winners of a 2006 Nobel for their groundbreaking research in the field of gene silencing have been working on a top-secret project: gene therapy aimed at silencing the gene that causes pig-type behavior in men. The research is still in a prelim...

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Funny story: Shorties Shocked by Research Showing Taller People Are Smarter

Shorties Shocked by Research Showing Taller People Are Smarter

Sam Shorty, a 5-foot-4 reporter (pictured here), is disgusted with his latest assignment, reporting on new research results indicating that taller people are smarter than shorter people. "That's what two Princeton researchers have found in...

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Funny story: Boom of Bigger Babies in Bay State

Boom of Bigger Babies in Bay State

A recent Harvard research study reveals the prevalence of pudgy children in Massachusetts increased nearly 60 percent in 22 years. One of the most amazing findings is how heavy newborns are. In Massachusetts, apparently many babies are born big and...

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Funny story: Joint Military-Civilian Concept of Urban Renewal is "Da Bomb"

Joint Military-Civilian Concept of Urban Renewal is "Da Bomb"

*EXCLUSIVE* [SpoofNews-New York] At a surprise press conference today, prominent architects and pentagon officials announced a plan to revolutionize urban renewal projects. After exhaustive economic analysis, logistical research and informatio...

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Funny story: Pope Seen at Laundromat after Research Says Housework Helps Elderly Live Longer

Pope Seen at Laundromat after Research Says Housework Helps Elderly Live Longer

Many of the world's elderly have enthusiastically embraced new research findings indicating that 'normal' activities such as climbing stairs and performing household chores can help older adults live longer. Old folks from all stations of life the...

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Funny story: Miss Piggy Pummels Research Linking Strict Moms to Fat Kids

Miss Piggy Pummels Research Linking Strict Moms to Fat Kids

Miss Piggy wants everyone to know that she dismisses as ridiculous a recent research finding suggesting that a mother's authoritarian style of parenting can cause kids to be overweight.

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Funny story: Red bull doesn't give you wings!

Red bull doesn't give you wings!

It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.

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Funny story: Legendary ‘Dickens' Family Focus of Hopeful Research

Legendary ‘Dickens' Family Focus of Hopeful Research

Grand Rapids, MI- Scientists, Anthropologist and Historians have all converged on the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan, to conduct research on the legendary ‘Dickens' family.

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Funny story: Fat Americans Lie about being Unattractive

Fat Americans Lie about being Unattractive

A recent survey conducted by the market research firm, NPD Group claims America's attitudes toward overweight people are shifting from rejection toward acceptance, citing that over a 20-year period, the percentage of Americans who said they find...

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Funny story: Dead Soldiers Proved to Have Been Turning in Their Graves?

Dead Soldiers Proved to Have Been Turning in Their Graves?

A recent preliminary research report has been published by a Consortium of European Academic Institutes which claims to prove that the remains of a random selection of corpses at military cemeteries across Europe have literally been found to have ”turned in their graves”. This astonishing claim is purported to result from recorded information about recent military and political events being relaye...

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