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Funny story: Prince of Wales Reaches New Mandatory Retirement Age Before He Could Be Offered the Crown!

Prince of Wales Reaches New Mandatory Retirement Age Before He Could Be Offered the Crown!

Prince Charles whose Granny and Mammy have been Queens for so long that no one even remembers his family name will reach the new mandatory retirement age of sixty before he could ever bear the weight of the crown. Charles will never be king though he...

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Funny story: "All One Wants For One's 60th Birthday Is For The Old Girl To Croak!"

"All One Wants For One's 60th Birthday Is For The Old Girl To Croak!"

Clarence House - (Pont d'Alma Tunnel Mess): Prince Charles has told Hellfire Club grandees that there is only one birthday present that he really, really wants for 'his' 60th tomorrow: "About time the old girl croaked!" the Pretender cackled misch...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Not A Happy Bunny...

Prince Charles Not A Happy Bunny...

Charles, HRH The Prince Of Wales & Camden market on Saturdays (When it isn't raining), made a further statement following the interview in which he stated he wasn't happy with his job. He was quoted today as saying ''I also don't like vegetabl...

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Funny story: Queen 'hugely pissed off' with Pretender's Prince's Truss

Queen 'hugely pissed off' with Pretender's Prince's Truss

London - (Rioters): Looking as if someone was standing behind her with a live electric cattle prod linked to the autocue the Puppet Monarch heaped praise today on the feckless Pretender's risible Prince's Truss charity. "There is no greater pleas...

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Funny story: Charles: "The day they told me I'd never be King"

Charles: "The day they told me I'd never be King"

London - (Sordid Nazi Mess): "Must have been the fourth or fifth time that I'd been let out on probation from HMP Broadmoor that the penny actually dropped." The Pretender to the Puppet Throne was speaking today about the time he learned he'd neve...

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Funny story: Camilla's nude pix go missing - were to have been part of 60 gifts for Prince Charles' birthday

Camilla's nude pix go missing - were to have been part of 60 gifts for Prince Charles' birthday

LONDON: Camilla Parker-Bowles -AKA - the Duchess of Cornwall's plans to surprise her husband with 60 different gifts on his 60th birthday came a cropper when it was discovered that a book containing nude pictures of the Duchess has gone AWOL. The...

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Funny story: Charles screwed Jonathan Dumblebee says new CH4 documentary

Charles screwed Jonathan Dumblebee says new CH4 documentary

London - (Frigid Ass Mess): The Pretender to the Al Qaeda Throne screwed royal biographer Jonathan Dumblebee in a Balmoral Castle hot tub according to a new Ch4 exposay (sic[k]) to be screened next month. Poo-pooing previous guttersnipe gossip tha...

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Funny story: Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...

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Funny story: Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...

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Funny story: MI6/KGB/Mossad traitor Guy Burgess's son to visit Prince Jefri Archer on Brunei freebie

MI6/KGB/Mossad traitor Guy Burgess's son to visit Prince Jefri Archer on Brunei freebie

London - (OMFG! Mess): The love child of cold war UK traitor Guy Burgess and Raine, Cuntess (sic) Spencer - Princess Di's ex-stepmother - is off on a Foreign Orifice jolly to Brunei at the end of the month. Arthur Burgess, a.k.a. Charles, Pretende...

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Funny story: Tyrannical swine who terrorised UK faces the chop after reign of terror comes to an end

Tyrannical swine who terrorised UK faces the chop after reign of terror comes to an end

Buckingham Palarse - (Cold War Mess): A tyrannical swine whose spurious republican 'mother's' reign terrorised the UK for over 55 years is facing the chop. The 100 kilo porker's fascist relatives had been keeping Albion in virtual enslavement sinc...

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Funny story: Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

(Duchless Orgsamics) The Prince of Wales and Duchless Orgasmics proudly announce the development of an all organic cotton tampon. The Duchess of Cornwall and her husband have had an interest in Feminine Hygiene products since the beginning of the...

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Funny story: Ant and Dec to Interview Royal Princes

Ant and Dec to Interview Royal Princes

It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince's Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry (aka the Ginger Minger), will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being inter...

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Funny story: Mossad mobster Robert Maxwell is Pretender's real father

Mossad mobster Robert Maxwell is Pretender's real father

London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Royal Archives have revealed that the whinging gargoyle-faced tosspot impostor impersonating the Prince of Wales is none other than serial molestor George Hillman, son of Raine, ex-Countess Spencer and former KGB/Mossad do...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Is Prince Charles' Daughter

Amy Winehouse Is Prince Charles' Daughter

London-- Buckingham Palace confirmed rumours that pop star Amy Winehouse is the illegitimate daughter of Prince Charles.

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat

Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat

Carmarthenshire Wales - Llywnywermod was assumed ownership by Prince Charles in 2006 after evicting rightful owners for unpaid taxes and has been undergoing renovations ever since. Yesterday Prince Charles paid tribute to the palace toadies...

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Funny story: Unique Edinburgh Flat Opens To Public

Unique Edinburgh Flat Opens To Public

Prince Charles is to officially open an Edinburgh council flat he saved for the public.

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