The marriage between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles has been revealed as unconstitutional. Legal advice which Jack Straw tried to cover up has been leaked to The Spoof's Royal correspondent, Morse. Under the Marriage Act of 1836 and the...
London - (IRA Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Charles Windsor will issue an official royal pardon to Robert Thompson and Jon Venables when he ascends the throne. The promise to exonerate the killers comes amid revelations (Chapter 666) that the pa...
Caesar Millan, the Mexican Millionaire, who made his fortune taming some of the planet's ugliest and worst tempered hounds, says he's ready to take on his biggest challenge after he answered a "Mercy Call" from Buckingham Palace concerning Camilla P...
Once again Charles Prince of Wales family pleasure yacht has become stranded in Hyde Park's Serpentine Pond. The Prince was out with a party of friends Thursday when the ship went aground near the North walking path. Onlookers rushed to the s...
When George W Bush was asked by a TV interviewer about being in the secret organisation SKULL & BONES Bush replied "Its so secret I don't want to talk about it". So what do we know about Skull & Bones. Mr X spoke to a Private Investigator who had secret video footage he took from inside Bohemian Grove were the secret organisation meets. The Investigator who prefers to remain anonymou...
A former British royal harpist, who performed at the wedding of Prince Charles, walked free from court on Friday after being given a community order for handling stolen goods and attempted fraud. Apparently, the Prince himself had put in a good wo...
A report out of Britain this morning stated that Prince Charles was badly injured after being thrown off late last night by Camilla Parker-Bowles. "I don't mind the rough ride" stated Camilla to reporters this morning, "and all that 'Taily Hole!'...
London - (Reuterus & Saggy Boobs Mess): A good talking to this weekend from marriage guidance guru Katie Price was all it took. And now Prince Charles is set to dump his celibate gargoyle and take up with a burly cage fighter. Camilla has...
Prince Charles, taking a break from saving English architecture and saving endangered animals, today gave the press a preview of his forthcoming Christmas single: 'One was dreaming when one wrote this Forgive me if my first wife went astray But when I was woken up by servants this morning I wished it were Coronation Day My clothes were all gold and purple There were people cheering every...
A boy with a mental age of five received a personal message from the Queen, after she found a balloon he had released. Charlie Windsor was one of about 50 hopefuls who had released balloons from their stately homes across England, with tags attach...
LONDON (ABSNN) - In a move that stunned many British Peers, not to mention Charles, Prince of Wales and Heir Apparent to the Throne of the United Kingdom, Queen Elizabeth II dissolved the British Parliament Tuesday morning and recognized rocker, Joe...
LONDON (ABSNN) - Charles, Prince of Wales, and heir to the English throne, has kept his promise to reduce his carbon footprint by no longer flying on the Royal jet, by burning all his own, and Lady Camilla's feces instead of peat, and walking up stai...
After her release from prison after 34 years, Lynnete Fromme has received a secret, satanic message from incarcerated, loveable, Charlie Boy to "Kill, Kill and Kill" again! Looking bewidered and bemused whilst leaving prison Lynnete raised her rig...
London - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Buoyed by a successful apprenticeship at the Bernard Madoff school of investment strategies the Pretender to the Throne has launched his own signature boiler room scam with the full blessing of the UK government. The In...
Prince Charles has delivered the Dumbledore lecture at Hogwarts. In his speech he calls for greater environmental awareness. "I am very concerned about the damage arseholes do to the atmosphere. Toxic gases are being released which are damaging the O...
London - (Real IRA Mess): Prince Charles and Hyde Park bomber Tessa Jowl, current human frights assistance minister, have unveiled a memorial to the Asian thugs they hired to do their dirty on 7 July 2005. Jowl, ex-wife of disgraced P2 Lodge membe...
Cornwall - (Ground Zero Fallout Mess): A topnotch colonel in the Welsh Guards was assassinated by Afghani mercenaries hired by Prince Charles according to CIA wiretap transcripts of Clarence House Twitters. The commanding officer of the 1st Battal...
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