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Funny story: Wenger: "I was right to sell all my best players"

Wenger: "I was right to sell all my best players"

Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger has refuted suggestions that his teams failure to capture a trophy in almost five years is a direct result of the sale of all of his best players. "I do not think this was a wrong move. Not winning a trophy in this lo...

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Funny story: Wenger: "We Are The Best Team in The World"

Wenger: "We Are The Best Team in The World"

Arsenal Coach Arsene Wenger was full of praise for his players and club, ahead of his teams weekend fixture at Wolves. "Just because I say Van Persie is the best striker in the premiership at the moment, does not mean all our other players aren't...

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Funny story: Burnley Embroiled In Relegation Battle Already

Burnley Embroiled In Relegation Battle Already

With the season only one game old, it appears that relegation favourites Burnley, are living up to their billing following a 2-0 defeat away at Stoke City. Manager, Owen Coyle told us: "It's no looking good. If we cannae scrape a result at Stok...

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Funny story: America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

AMSTERDAM (AFP) - While David Beckham has pretty much decided against a return to the Premier League, insisting instead he'd rather play for AC Milan when he leaves LA Galaxy at the end of the Major League Soccer season, American soccer fans (al...

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Funny story: B(o)all(o)ack rugby tackle on Evra seen by 90.000 Wembley spectators, missed by blind-bat Ref-Foy revives Kung Fu kicking in Premier league!

B(o)all(o)ack rugby tackle on Evra seen by 90.000 Wembley spectators, missed by blind-bat Ref-Foy revives Kung Fu kicking in Premier league!

After the Community Shield game Man Utd's manager Sir Alex told ref Foy that he's a f*****g blind-bat twat in a pure Glaswegian, Gorbles accent, accusing him of preferential treatment towards Chelsea and a certain Russian! Hated by everybody excep...

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Funny story: Benitez Slams Cash Obsessed City

Benitez Slams Cash Obsessed City

Rafa Benitez, manager of Liverpool, slammed Manchester City as being "cash obsessed". Speaking at a press conference called to unveil his new budget signing, £17 million Glen Johnson, Benitez said "I've tried to sign lots of players, but manchester C...

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Funny story: Burnley FC Caterers Announce Turf Moor Premier League Menu

Burnley FC Caterers Announce Turf Moor Premier League Menu

The rest of the Premier League are in for a real Lancashire treat when they visit Turf Moor next season, according to the club's caterers. Following a successful three year sponsorship deal, the club will be sticking with Holland's Pies, including...

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Funny story: Phil Brown CD Out On Tuesday

Phil Brown CD Out On Tuesday

There were fantastic scenes at the KC Stadium in Hull this evening when, after surviving the ordeals of his first season in the Premier League, Hull City manager Phil Brown said thank you to the Tigers' fans by giving an impromptu singing performance...

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Funny story: Rainy Night In Wigan

Rainy Night In Wigan

Manchester United's grip on the Premiership appeared for a while to slacken off as they fell a goal behind to Wigan Athletic on a wet and windy night in Wigan. Following a brief tussle with United defender Nemanja Vidic, who ended up on his arse,...

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Funny story: Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

Burnley One Game Away - Premier League Panic

With unfashionable Burnley only ninety minutes away from securing Premier League status there was panic in the corridors of footballing power today. The bottom line is that the football authorities do not want Burnley in the Premier League, and wi...

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Funny story: Brand new show for Brand to help Football?

Brand new show for Brand to help Football?

In order to combat falling viewing numbers after Manchester United win the Premier league with 15 games to go year after year, Premier League fat cats are exploring several ideas on how they can diversify the appeal of the beautiful game. One sug...

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Funny story: Police Arrest 200 Fat Ladies Outside KC Stadium

Police Arrest 200 Fat Ladies Outside KC Stadium

Humberside Police have tonight confirmed that they have made more than 200 arrests outside the KC Stadium, home of Hull City, and that all of those detained were fat women. Hull lost 2-1 to Stoke City this afternoon, and are now in real danger of...

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Funny story: Manchester United awarded Premiership Title

Manchester United awarded Premiership Title

In a surprise move, the Football Association has taken the unprecedented move of awarding Manchester United the Premiership title even with a number of matches still to go in the football season. Following the United win against Portsmouth, the ne...

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Funny story: Football Clubs Slam Church

Football Clubs Slam Church

Premiership football clubs have slammed the church for organising masses on Sundays, especially on Easter Sunday. Martin O'Neill, manager of Aston Villa, said "We have a big game on Sunday and the local churches are trying to lure our supporters away...

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Funny story: Alan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans

Alan Shearer April Fool's Day Joke Angers Newcastle United Fans

There were red faces all round at St James Park today when, after initial reports late last night announced that Newcastle United hero Alan Shearer was to take over the manager's position at the club, it emerged this morning that the whole thing was...

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Funny story: Are Manchester United In Meltdown Mode?

Are Manchester United In Meltdown Mode?

Following Manchester United's second defeat in a week, and Liverpool's triumphant resurgence, scoring four against Real Madrid, four at Old Trafford against United, and five at Anfield against Aston Villa, pundits have been asking the question: Ar...

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Funny story: Hull City To Concentrate On Premier League

Hull City To Concentrate On Premier League

Hull City manager Phil Brown has said that his team will be able to concentrate that much harder on their Premier League survival, after they were dumped out of the FA Cup by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium tonight. Hull led for most of the 6th ro...

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