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Funny story: Nicole Richie Tries Pregnancy to Avoid Prosecution

Nicole Richie Tries Pregnancy to Avoid Prosecution

In a desperate move Nicole Richie has opted for getting knocked up to try and tickle the sensibilities of the judge hearing her drunk driving/under the influence case, today.

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Funny story: Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

The Spice Girls have all signed a contract from getting pregnant or having babies. While most entertainment insiders believe that this is only throught the conclusion of their re-union tour, this publication has learned that this is to be a lifetime...

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Funny story: Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Pregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby

Christina Aguilera has announced that she and her husband (whose name is not important as no one remembers it anyway and she only married for his looks) are expecting their first baby. No due date has been announced, but it is guessed that the child...

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Funny story: Pregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest

Pregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest

Coney Island, New York - 29-year-old competitive eater, Takeru 'The Tsunami' Kobayashi, has been upstaged by a woman in her first trimester of pregnancy during the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest.

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Funny story: Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Topeka KS: Helen Nickerson was excited about the birth of her new baby. She and her husband Todd Nickerson have tried for years to have a baby with no luck. The help of a fertility clinic allowed their dreams to come true.

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Funny story: Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

NORFOLK. Va. - A 10-year study on human sexuality and reproduction showed that in the human species, 100 percent of those who get pregnant are women, while the percentage of pregnant men remains at zero, scientists from the National Organization for...

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Funny story: Fertility rate at 26-year high

Fertility rate at 26-year high

London, Thursday - The fertility rate in the UK is at its highest rate for 26 years, with more and more women having babies in their late 30s and early 40s.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World

Dick Cheney has Evil Plan to Rule the World

Anonymous sources today warned of Vice-President Dick Cheney's evil plot to rule the world with Cheney clones. These sources claimed Cheney used oil companies' high tech labs and huge profits to create more than 10,000 Cheney clone embryos.

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Funny story: New Home Pregnancy Sex Test Has Anti-Abortionists Up In Arms

New Home Pregnancy Sex Test Has Anti-Abortionists Up In Arms

A new home pregnancy test that helps identify the gender of the baby within six weeks of conception has anti-abortionists up in arms. This test turns pink or blue to tell you if the child is a boy or a girl, not if you are pregnant.

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Funny story: Pregnancy-Childbirth link identified

Pregnancy-Childbirth link identified

Redneck Gap, Mississippi - Researchers at the Mississippi Institute of Technology's Che Guevara Medical School have just concluded a multiyear study to determine a possible link between pregnancy in women and subsequent childbirth.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

J.K. Rowling's laptop has been intercepted by a TheSpoof.com source with details on the final installment of the Harry Potter Stories the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

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Funny story: McCain Tells Horny Christians to do "The Hokey Pokey"

McCain Tells Horny Christians to do "The Hokey Pokey"

As presidential hopeful John McCain courted Christian conservatives in the Bible Belt last weekend, he encouraged about 1500 South Carolina middle and high school students to just say no to sex.

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Funny story: Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman Vows 'If I'm Pregnant, Media Will be the First to be Told'

Nicole Kidman may or may not be pregnant depending on what news service you look at. However, in a rare act for a celebrity, Kidman has assured the media that, if she falls pregnant, she will let the media know first before partner Keith Urban.

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Funny story: Warning to Boston Hotties: Tom Brady Wants To Be Your Baby's Dad

Warning to Boston Hotties: Tom Brady Wants To Be Your Baby's Dad

Not long ago, NFL quarterback Tom Brady broke up with his long time hot girlfirend (the one that did all of the credit card commercials with him). Then, she announced that she was pregnant with his child. This did not bring them back together. B...

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Funny story: Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

Mandelson "I Had Tony's Love child"

EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...

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Funny story: Solution to Teenage Pregnancy Proposed

Solution to Teenage Pregnancy Proposed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Lawmakers today introduced a radical new bill designed to eliminate the issue of teen pregnancy once and for all. The bill is gaining instant popularity among the city's pundits and, in an uncharacteristic show of bipartisanship, is being embraced by Democrats and Republicans alike.

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Funny story: Diana's secret teenage pregnancy was covered up

Diana's secret teenage pregnancy was covered up

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for the Pretender to the Throne have filed legal papers trying to prevent the Daily Fascist and the Deadly Telegraph newspapers printing allegations that the late Diana, Temptress of Wales, gave birth to...

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