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Funny story: Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Script Leaked From New Woody Allen Porn Movie

Famous Hollywood Director Woody Allen is shooting a new movie; this will be his first in the genre of pornography. He will both direct and star in the movie (and is also the producer and writer). A page of the script, where Allen encounters his first prostitute, was accidentally left at a New York City lunch counter. A monologue from that script is printed below: "How much do I have to pay...

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Funny story: BP oil spill charity crosses wires with niche porn website

BP oil spill charity crosses wires with niche porn website

The massive BP oil leak has caused serious concerns the world over, but it now has a new charity behind it in order to help finance whatever is necessary to rectify the situation. But things are off to a slippery start... Oil Relief was set up by...

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Funny story: The Pornographic Film "Tongue In Cheek" Starring Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Named Best Porn Picture of The Year

The Pornographic Film "Tongue In Cheek" Starring Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Named Best Porn Picture of The Year

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Pornographic Motion Picture Guild has just named the film Tongue In Cheek as The Best Porn Movie of The Year. The movie which stars Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was shot in location in and around Cabo...

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Funny story: Australian's Set To Become Porn-Addicted Free

Australian's Set To Become Porn-Addicted Free

Porn addicted Australian's can claim help on the Countries failing Heath System Now, if your a porn addict - live in Australia, you can now claim your treatment through the Countries free Medical System, Medicare, and they recon' your treatment w...

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Funny story: Porn Actor Falls Off Cliff After Stepping On His Pecker, Pecker To Be Auctioned Off!

Porn Actor Falls Off Cliff After Stepping On His Pecker, Pecker To Be Auctioned Off!

A SWAT team had suspect Ivan Longer Still, also known as "Dick Long", trapped on a hillside as he was a suspect in the killing of a co-worker. When Still, apparently trying to negotiate a steep trail, stepped on his penis and fell off. The stan...

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Funny story: Penis Falls 45 feet To Its Death, Murder Suspect Attached. REVISED

Penis Falls 45 feet To Its Death, Murder Suspect Attached. REVISED

The penis of unsuccessful porn actor and successful murderer Stephen Hill ended its life today, carrying Hill along with it. The Love Truncheon's last moments were caught on tape by stunned news crews, who told us what they saw: "It looked like...

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Funny story: Porn Star Stephen Clancy Hill Chopped Off Penis Before Death

Porn Star Stephen Clancy Hill Chopped Off Penis Before Death

News just breaking is that porn star and killer Stephen Clancy Hill, who today killed himself, chopped off his own penis and ate it before committing suicide. Hill, who performed under the stage name Steve Driver, last week murdered colleague, Tom...

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Funny story: Porn Star falls to death after Police stand-off

Porn Star falls to death after Police stand-off

Porn star, Stephen Hill, fell to his death from a cliff after a stand-off with Police. He was wanted in connection with the murder of a colleague, and Police had chased him to the cliff edge, where he threatened to kill himself with a Samurai sword.

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Funny story: US Porn star jumps off cliff in an attempt to discover the ultimate 'cum job'!

US Porn star jumps off cliff in an attempt to discover the ultimate 'cum job'!

US Porno star, Stephen Hill (appropriate name), searching for the ultimate 'cum job' tried everything and now he's reached his final 'climax'. After years of working in the US porno business as a "big dicked" actor, being sucked, blown and shaggin...

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Funny story: SEC Chairman Denies Porn Problem: "Employees Capable of Chewing Gum And Masturbating At Same Time"

SEC Chairman Denies Porn Problem: "Employees Capable of Chewing Gum And Masturbating At Same Time"

SEC Chairman Mary Schapiro, stunned by accusations that dozens of her employees, some making more than $200,000 a year, were not sleeping at the job during the financial crisis after all. According to reports, they were wide awake and fully aroused...

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Funny story: Be careful what you search for - you might get porn

Be careful what you search for - you might get porn

With the news of pensioner, Alan Rimmer, searching for the answer to a crossword clue of "Wild Asian Ass" (answer is Onager) on a popular search engine, and getting quite a lot of porn, Google have announced that they will help such naïve idiots. It'...

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Funny story: "Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

"Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

Protesters outside the Chinese embassy in London were swamped yesterday by members of the public greatly misunderstanding the demonstrator's campaign banners. Members of the "Free Porn" movement who were protesting the Chinese Government's decisio...

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Funny story: Carmella Bing to act as Tomb Raider

Carmella Bing to act as Tomb Raider

The very "healthy" and agile porn star, Carmella Bing is all set to portray the image of the ever adventurous, and sexy Lara Croft. The news comes in after our very own AJ felt too old for the role. Considering she (AJ) has been travelling al...

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Funny story: Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

Wikipedia to be renamed "WANKAPAEDO-IA"

Wikipedia has been accused of being a secret "cess-pit" for kiddies-porno lovers and other related sites are now enjoying the publicity. In fact the images of kiddies in "naughty" poses on Wikipedia is so popular that they have decided to re-launc...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith's Husband Faces Financial Ruin For Porn Films

Jacqui Smith's Husband Faces Financial Ruin For Porn Films

The major casulty of the General Election has been Richard Timney, otherwise known as Mr Jacqui Smith. Following his wife losing her seat, Mr Timney has been hit with an enormous bill for renting porn films. Previously the tax payer had picked up the...

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Funny story: GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

WASHINGTON -- Republicans stepped up their criticism of the SEC following unsubstantiated reports that senior employees spent hours surfing pornographic websites while they were supposed to be monitoring the U.S. financial system. Former U.S. Se...

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Funny story: Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past

Bagpuss Tormented By Porn Film Past

Popular children's television star Bagpuss has revealed a dark secret. He was once the star of some pornographic films. The films were made in the early 1960s, before Bagpuss became a television star. In those days he was just a saggy, baggy cloth ca...

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