Some exciting news coming in from Ginslinger Records Inc suggests that internet porn star, Carmella Bing, may be about to temporarily link up with the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes. Stand in manager, Gay Larry has revealed that he's be...
Budding porno starlet, Venus Mound, was left today counting the cost of an unfortunate mix-up at a Hollywood anal bleaching salon. Apparently, anal bleaching is a 'must have' procedure in the adult movie industry, to prevent the anal ringpiece res...
South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people who don't indulge in that sort of thing. A...
Wicked Pictures and Vivid Entertainment, both major players in the Californian porn industry have been forced to close their doors because they allowed their actors to "ride bareback"! Bareback riding is allowed in the industry, but unfortunately...
Once again the United States Supreme Court has handed down it's latest ruling on what is the definition of pornography. The court had waited until their latest supreme came aboard in Judge Kagan. According to the latest ruling: Pornography is '...
One surprising contender for the Nobel Peace Prize this year, more so than the Internet itself, or last years winner, Barrack Obama, who bagged the peace gong just for turning up it seems, is Internet Porn. The internet is just one other of the m...
The Principal of a Pennsylvania school apologized to all 450 seniors after a video they were watching went from "The Importance of Giving Blood" to "Raunchy Rita's Roadhouse", a porn film. Apparently while school officials were getting the last of...
A mum in Staffordshire had her worst fears confirmed this morning when, cleaning under her son's bed, she found, to her horror, what can only be described as 'a mucky book'. Karen Low-Cal, 46, from Stoke, made the grim discovery as she hoovered un...
Millions of commuters across the British capital struggled to get to work on Tuesday, as a 24-hour strike by workers on London's underground rail system crippled much of the internet. Sales were down at online stores due to secretaries not being a...
More than nine million British adults have never used the internet, despite Government efforts to encourage people to go online for their daily dose of dingle dangles and depraved doxies doing dirty demonstrations. While a million extra "silver su...
I've had it up to here with the way you have kids in this world. You'd think by now we could come up with a way to get a family without having to bring into the picture a lazy slob who wants to sit in front of the TV all day and make comments about even bigger slobs who wear tights and slap each other around on the rear. I mean, that's the kind of thing you have to put up with just to bring into e...
The Baghdad Bulletin,Iraq's only English language newspaper is running with a banner headline this morning that reads: Porn Shops in Baghdad: "Mission Accomplished" "Finally," the article states, "American-style democracy comes to Iraq as por...
The blind have had their prayers answered. Well, all right not quite - because we assume that their prayers would involve something about them getting their sight back. But they have had their "back up" prayers answered. As of last week there is a ne...
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to do several more Triple-X movies, where he got his start, to raise some money for the state's failing economy. "I will give my all to help us out here. We must all do our part to get this state back on t...
Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...
The Spoof, the popular on-line satirical newspaper is trialling a unique method for rating the stories. Editor Mark Lowton has employed Page Three glamour model Honey Trapp to pose for stunning pictures in increasing stages of undress (pictured right...
Actor Laurence Fishburne, the talented actor who played Morpheus in the two fantasic Matrix movies (as well as the cinematographic sh-tstain called Matrix: Reloaded) has found out that his daughter Montana has completed a hardcorn porn movie, which w...
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