God is a huge fan of fancy dress but often surprises with the characters he chooses to impersonate, the Pope has said in an unusual BBC radio broadcast. Pope Benedict's Christmas message for the UK was broadcast as the Thought For The Day on Radio...
Bangalore Herald, Bagnalore, India: The Pope in his annual drivel to the world is convinced that his God is full of surprises this year as Christians begin to celebrate his son of God, Jesus (who?). Most US, Brits and other Europeans only see his...
Vatican--Pope Benedict XVI announced he is breaking up with his imaginary boyfriend David Hasselhoff because of David's constant desire for alcohol. "While I will always love the nights David and I spent in mind. I just think it is best that we e...
News that the Pope has opted to "kick start" a debate on the use of condoms in Catholic World has caused a predictable stir. Surprisingly few pundits have welcomed the move, viewing this daring exploration of the outskirts of the nineteenth centur...
Pope Benedict will make commercials for the "Papal Bull," a church-made condom specifically fashioned to protect gay males from AIDS. In making the announcement, Vatican Rubbers, Inc., lauded the pontiff for his recent suggestion that condoms-pre...
Despite being welcomed as a step in the right direction, the Pope's relaxation of the Roman Catholic church's total ban on contraceptives has still left questions unanswered. Last week, Pope Benedict, surprised observers world-wide by suggesting t...
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican insist that the Pope's commitment to truth are nothing more than "revolutionary," but others think Pope Benito Santos is nothing more than a lunatic. Just a year after he said he was a certified virgin, he confessed at...
Vatican - The Vatican is confirming Pope Benedict XVI is changing his stance on condom use after a close call with a male prostitute. A Vatican spokesman said: "The pope had a close call when it came to a night he spent with a male prostitute. Th...
Pope Benedict has made billions protecting the flock from 'The Inferno.' Now Pope Benedict has teamed up with the makers of 'Woolite', 'Lysol' and 'Durex Condoms' to protect the flock from 'The Inferno' of overpopulation by manufacturing Durex Brand...
Vatican--Pope Benedict the 16 made the same hollow promise his predecessor made before him, and that is that he would resign if he became incapacitated. "I know it more of a hollow promise to all the liberal members of the Catholic Church that wou...
A Vatican contact has given us the secret list Pope Benedict has drawn up stipulating which men may use condoms. The list: 1. Cardinals. 2. Priests in long-standing same sex relationships. 3. Priests in long-standing opposite sex relationship...
Pope Benedict XVI, Captain of all the Catholics, has sensationally revealed that the churches stance on condom use may finally be updated. Until now condoms have been viewed as the Devils sheath. A tool of the gay and promiscuous, morally unaccept...
The Pope, Ratty Von Smallhausen, has issued a clarification of his position on condoms. Pope Von Smallhausen said "Condom use is perfectly acceptable in the following situations: for drug mules, stag-dos and for practical jokers." "Obviously, if a...
Pope Benedict XVI has said the use of condoms during sex is acceptable if they are removed prior to male ejaculation, according to new book 'The Teet.' In a series of interviews given to a German journalist he said condoms were more versatile than...
Pope Benedict, in his wisdom, has lifted the Catholic Church's ban on condoms. Many Catholics praise his wisdom. Many 'lapsed Catholics' are rushing back to their churches in droves. Many non-Catholics, even atheists, are converting to Catholicism...
Pope Benedictus is about to recommend the use of condoms in some cases. He feels they could be used in order to reduce the risk of infection with HIV and he is suggesting that celibate priests should use condoms when caring for young people. 'We c...
The Pope is just a bloke by Rob Barratt I know the pope is just a bloke Jesus was just a man Mary was no virgin There is no master plan Buddha was a human Homer's wife is Marge Sikhs and gurus do not know who's Overall in charge We all have a birthday Everybody dies No one lives forever Bowyers make pork pies Saints were only people And some of them were sinners In the Roma...
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