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Funny story: The Nasty Effect of Global Warming

The Nasty Effect of Global Warming

A nasty effect of Global warming is the raising of sea levels in one place and the reduction of ice caps in another. Land that has previously been held trapped for millennia under ice, is now exposed and some has even broken free. Such a place...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol got more than he bargained for today when he attempted to join what has become an annual tradition in Boston; Ride the MBTA without your pants on! The now accepted event sponsored by The Society of Spontaneity, and financed by an ear...

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Funny story: 'Free Willy' on ice!

'Free Willy' on ice!

This has got to be one of the most intrepid rescue operations ever attempted in this country and is also based on a true story as reported in the Daily Telegraph online Free Willy In sub-zero conditions, firefighters were called to an incident and...

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Funny story: New Pickle growth procedure may work on the human penis

New Pickle growth procedure may work on the human penis

What seemed to be a hoax turned out to be a reality it seems. A small vegetable canning plant in South Carolina recently discovered that by packing pickles one to a jar the pickles expanded and grew even after the processing procedure. They imm...

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Funny story: POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...

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Funny story: Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

In Memphis, Tennessee, a young second grade student has gotten into trouble after the teacher asked the students to draw a Holiday scene. The boy handed his in, showing a manger scene with a donkey with a huge penis that fell to the floor. Th...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel - First Anniversary Update.

Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel - First Anniversary Update.

On the first anniversary of one of the decade's leading news stories, top reporter Dick Dirtbox and a couple of his drinking cronies held a press conference to announce the latest developments in the continuing saga of the man with the world's larges...

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Funny story: Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

The discovery of a journal in a London trunk has revealed many unknown facts about the whole Robin Hood legend. Historians and historical archaeologists are hurriedly reading through the pages and cross checking facts to determine what did happen in...

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Funny story: Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

A full generation after the Watergate break in and successive cover-up, a new White House tape discovery is adding additional insight and information about former President Richard M. Nixon. This tape reveals that the man reviled as "tricky Dick" go...

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Funny story: US Navy's Top Secret Weapon, Frankie J, Recalled After Premature Blast Off of Short Range Bionic Pocket Rocket!

US Navy's Top Secret Weapon, Frankie J, Recalled After Premature Blast Off of Short Range Bionic Pocket Rocket!

The Navy's newest weapon to combat Somalian Pirates, and The Spoofs own Journalist on Counter Terrorism Activities, the amzain' Bionic Man, Frankie the J was recalled for some minor alterations to his weapon's system. Frankie, the "J" is short for...

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Funny story: Colonel Juan Is Now Captain Juan After Naked Hot Tub Party With Enlisted Men

Colonel Juan Is Now Captain Juan After Naked Hot Tub Party With Enlisted Men

After his experiences with three naked enlisted soldiers in a public hot tub, Colonel Juan was busted in rank. The new Captain Juan was also reassigned from his position at the United Nations Offices in Geneva to a base in his banana republic countr...

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Funny story: Bigger Penis Changing Pant Designs

Bigger Penis Changing Pant Designs

CEO's of commercial clothing factories say that the fact that most of the men in the world now sport ten to fourteen inch penises after all the help they have received with the internet sales, they are having to change the design of men's pants and e...

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Funny story: Exhumation Reveals Carrie Nation's Husband Was "Bobbitized"

Exhumation Reveals Carrie Nation's Husband Was "Bobbitized"

An exhumation of Donald Nation, the late husband of turn of the century Prohibition pioneer Carrie Nation, has revealed that he died due to blood loss from a severed penis. Carrie Nation is best remembered for taking a hatchet into bars and saloons...

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Funny story: Man With Huge Penis Admits He Can't Compete With The Spoof

Man With Huge Penis Admits He Can't Compete With The Spoof

London man, Big Johnny Johnson, the man with a really large penis today admitted that he could never realistically hope to compete with the people on satirical website TheSpoof.com. For some time now, the website has played host to a United States...

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Funny story: Man With The World's Smallest Penis Declares War On Media

Man With The World's Smallest Penis Declares War On Media

Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name) says that he has had enough with the jokes and everything else, after the lady on the weather last night embarrassed him to death. "She was pointing to the chart and she came right out and said that Halletta...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

In a month that has been a torturous one for the world's greatest golfer, some good news at last. A new sponsorship deal could net Woods the tidy sum of $20million over a two year contracted period. Sexy Muthafucka Crotch Enhancers (SMCE) are a w...

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Funny story: Study: Erections Cause Stupidity In Office Workers

Study: Erections Cause Stupidity In Office Workers

A new study coming out tomorrow in the New York Constitution will show that male office workers have a hard time with erections. "Our study shows that a newly hired sexy lady placed only one full day in an office causes male productivity to go dow...

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