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Funny story: Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to take advantage of their medi...

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Funny story: Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who purchased a "Warren Beatty Creme Filled Penis" and now...

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Funny story: Dems Blame Mass. Election Results on "Larger Than Average Penis."

Dems Blame Mass. Election Results on "Larger Than Average Penis."

Boston, MS: Democratic National Committee campaign strategists are rushing today to explain the unexpectedly strong showing by Republican Scott Brown in the Massachusetts special election to fill the seat of the late Senator Edward Kennedy. Repu...

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Funny story: Male X TENDIT will help satisfy every woman

Male X TENDIT will help satisfy every woman

Extentions for Men- A new industry geared just towards men has tried to copy the women's "hair" extensions that have been on the market for years. The new product aptly named X TENDIT is not for "hair" but for the PENIS. Men who have been worri...

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Funny story: Canseco Says McGwire Still Lying About Steroid Use

Canseco Says McGwire Still Lying About Steroid Use

Jose Canseco, the former major leaguer who has publicly admitted to steroid use and claims that he introduced Mark McGwire to steroids, says that his former teammate is still lying. Canseco claims that McGwires recent confessions do not go deep enou...

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Funny story: After Tearing Biker Shorts During Race, Armstrong Told "Put That Thing In Your Pants, Lance"

After Tearing Biker Shorts During Race, Armstrong Told "Put That Thing In Your Pants, Lance"

Lance Armstrong had an accident while racing in the "Tour De Cleveland" bicycle race yesterday, resulting in the tearing of his bicycle shorts. That rip also brought some unwanted public exposure to the many time Tour De France champion. As you...

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Funny story: White Brooklyn Man With 13½ Penis Cannot Get A Job

White Brooklyn Man With 13½ Penis Cannot Get A Job

BROOKLYN - Jonah Falcon sits in his mother's apartment and talks about the war in Iraq, the world champion New York Yankees, The Who performing at this year's Super Bowl half time show, and about his infamous 13½ penis. Little Joni, as his mom cal...

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Funny story: Warren Beatty is happy fans are still interested in his Penis

Warren Beatty is happy fans are still interested in his Penis

Movie Stars favorite magazine is most decidedly The Starrs. I recently conducted a poll asking the "stars" of Hollywood to email us their favorite publication and it was The Starrs, with TheSpoof.com running a close second. Tom Jones was the fi...

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Funny story: The Nasty Effect of Global Warming

The Nasty Effect of Global Warming

A nasty effect of Global warming is the raising of sea levels in one place and the reduction of ice caps in another. Land that has previously been held trapped for millennia under ice, is now exposed and some has even broken free. Such a place...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol Detained After Trying to Join Boston's Annual "No Pants Ride" on MBTA: Cops Claim Unregistered & Endangered Serpent Involved!

Bargis Tryhol got more than he bargained for today when he attempted to join what has become an annual tradition in Boston; Ride the MBTA without your pants on! The now accepted event sponsored by The Society of Spontaneity, and financed by an ear...

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Funny story: 'Free Willy' on ice!

'Free Willy' on ice!

This has got to be one of the most intrepid rescue operations ever attempted in this country and is also based on a true story as reported in the Daily Telegraph online Free Willy In sub-zero conditions, firefighters were called to an incident and...

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Funny story: New Pickle growth procedure may work on the human penis

New Pickle growth procedure may work on the human penis

What seemed to be a hoax turned out to be a reality it seems. A small vegetable canning plant in South Carolina recently discovered that by packing pickles one to a jar the pickles expanded and grew even after the processing procedure. They imm...

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Funny story: POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!

President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...

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Funny story: Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

Donkey With Large Penis Gets 7-Yr. Old Student In Trouble

In Memphis, Tennessee, a young second grade student has gotten into trouble after the teacher asked the students to draw a Holiday scene. The boy handed his in, showing a manger scene with a donkey with a huge penis that fell to the floor. Th...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel - First Anniversary Update.

Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed By TV Channel - First Anniversary Update.

On the first anniversary of one of the decade's leading news stories, top reporter Dick Dirtbox and a couple of his drinking cronies held a press conference to announce the latest developments in the continuing saga of the man with the world's larges...

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Funny story: Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

Recently Discovered Diary of Sheriff of Nottingham Reveals that Little John's Real Nickname Was Little Johnson

The discovery of a journal in a London trunk has revealed many unknown facts about the whole Robin Hood legend. Historians and historical archaeologists are hurriedly reading through the pages and cross checking facts to determine what did happen in...

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Funny story: Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

Newest Watergate Tape Discovery Reveals Nixon Was Called Tricky Dick Because of Eighteen Inch Prehensile Penis

A full generation after the Watergate break in and successive cover-up, a new White House tape discovery is adding additional insight and information about former President Richard M. Nixon. This tape reveals that the man reviled as "tricky Dick" go...

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