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Funny story: Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson owes more money than Brazil

Michael Jackson is about to sell his prized Beatles song catalogue to help pay off his debts which are estimated at $900 million. The sale will go ahead on eBay where bidding will start at around $750 million.

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Funny story: Heather Mills demands standard £500 per hour divorce deal

Heather Mills demands standard £500 per hour divorce deal

London - (Rotters): Heather Mills has told a judge that her divorce from Paul McCartney should be based on what she has always charged. At around £500 per hour this reflects her age, looks and range of services. And takes into account that she stan...

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Funny story: Ringo or Charlie?

Ringo or Charlie?

A woman in America has told a local radio station that she is the mother of a girl furthered by Ringo Starr.

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Funny story: Heather Mills making threatening phone calls to herself

Heather Mills making threatening phone calls to herself

London - (Rotters): As the battle for custody of Paul McCartney's ££££s hots up his estranged wife Heather Mills has been to the local police staion to comment on a series of threatening phone calls to her home.

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Funny story: McCartney Goes Nude

McCartney Goes Nude

Paul McCartney has been told by Frank Rallings the council's head of planning at Rother District Council he has to pull up one trouser leg while walking on his Peasmarsh farm in Sussex England. He was told he has to stay within the rules...

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Funny story: Alexander Litvinenko and Paul Mccartney are Same Person?

Alexander Litvinenko and Paul Mccartney are Same Person?

Are Paul McCartney (rock star) and Alexander Litvinenko (Russian spy) in fact the same person?...

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Funny story: Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

LONDON - Sources close to someone who once owned a copy of the Beatles' Rubber Soul album are reporting today that ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has reached a divorce settlement with his estranged ex-wife, one-legged supermodel Heather Mills, wort...

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Funny story: Litvinenko Death Was A Case Of Mistaken Identity

Litvinenko Death Was A Case Of Mistaken Identity

It has emerged that the death of ex-Russian agent Alexander Litvinenko may have been a case of mistaken identity. The startling revelation appeared in Italian magazine, La Crappa, and is thought to be supported by unidentified sources inside Russia.

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Funny story: Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement

Paul McCartney's Ex to Receive Millions in Divorce Settlement

Paul McCartney's Ex, Heather Mills McCartney, will receive a huge settlement in their divorce, according to news leaked from the court. Mills will receive several homes and cars, all of her clothes and jewelry, $63 million dollars, and Ringo Sta...

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Funny story: McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

McCartney Heather Attack Shocker

Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.

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Funny story: Macca And Ex Have A Very Frosty Christmas

Macca And Ex Have A Very Frosty Christmas

Christmas shoppers in Windsor looked on today in disbelief as ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, came to blows with his estranged wife Heather Mills McCartney.

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Funny story: McCartney vies for title of nation's greatest living con artist

McCartney vies for title of nation's greatest living con artist

London - (Associated Mess): It's a close run contest and the race is definitely on to find the winner of the ultimate Con Artist of the Century Award.

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Funny story: Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Lady McCartney forgiven by public after limb op

Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was recovering in hospital last night after having her remaining limbs removed.

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Funny story: After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

After Cutting Off Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Has More Amputations Planned

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - Heather Mills McCartney stunned the world and TV host Dayna Devon, when she said: "I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through." Mills offered her candid observations as...

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Funny story: Explosive Macca Video - He Tried to Eat My Other Leg

Explosive Macca Video - He Tried to Eat My Other Leg

London - A close friend of one time gentlemen's companion, Heather Mills, has confirmed the uni-propped siren has given her lawyers secret boudoir video footage that includes a crazed and drunken Macca apparently trying to gnaw on her remaining l...

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Funny story: Heather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence

Heather Mills' Estranged Leg Breaks Silence

Beleaguered ex-Beatle Paul McCartney has gained an unusual ally in his acrimonious divorce battle - his wife's estranged leg.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Heather Mills Bids to be Recognised as Fifth Beatle

Yoko Ono has been drawn into the vicious divorce spat between Sir Paul and Lady Heather Mills McCartney. John Lennon's widow is reported to be furious at reports that Sir Paul is considering offsetting a proportion of any future divorce settlemen...

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