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Funny story: Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

Nicola Blackwood's pert breasts eclipse David Cameron at PMQs

London - A hideously expensive plunging black top showcased Nicola Blackwood's rounded, bronzed pair, ever-so-slightly concealed by tousled peroxide locks. "Is she shagging him or Osborne?" was Members' most FAQ today after the surprise bosomy per...

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Funny story: PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

London - A thinly veiled S&M joke at PMQs today saw UK Chancellor George Osborne squirming in his Commons front bench seat. Opposition Leader Ed Miliband's swipe at Government economic policy saw a nudge-nudge/wink-wink remark allude to tabloi...

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Funny story: Facts about David (The Liar) Cameron

Facts about David (The Liar) Cameron

The following article about David (The Liar) Cameron, was sent in by the old gi... er.. Senior Citizen who, over the years has kept pestering us with such rubbish and uninteresting items about politicians. On this occasion we could see his point, so decided to publish it in full, as a warning to others about the nepotism, nihilism, nastiness and nequient nature of the man and his crooked colleague...

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Funny story: UK Politician's Suitable Anagrams - 2011

UK Politician's Suitable Anagrams - 2011

We present to you, anagrams of some of the crooks... I mean MP's of this wonderfully riot torn, nepotistic, and crumbling Nation. You will find some members of the Conservative Party (Anag: Vast carnivore type), New Labour Party (Anag: An we bar poultry), and the Liberal-Democrat Party (Anag: Cry bedlam Proletariat) David Cameron: Prime Minister (Tory-Coalition) 'Odd, I crave man' Nicola...

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Funny story: Government Opposes Jungian Voodoo Herpes Sect Abortion Counseling In Libyan Clinics

Government Opposes Jungian Voodoo Herpes Sect Abortion Counseling In Libyan Clinics

The government has issued orders to all Ministers, to oppose any moves to change their long standing Libyan Health Policy proposals in today's vote. The road to parliamentary acceptance of the Coalitions controversial Libyan Reproductive Health propo...

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Funny story: Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

Rioting Youths Deemed Too Employable By Department For Work And Pensions

The Honorable Symian Rench'Fister O.B.E, D.C.O, G.I.T, Senior Secretary at the Department for Works and Pensions. Broke away from official governmental policy today. Stating at a press conference, that the recent spate of civil disorder in Britain ha...

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Funny story: Parliament to be Recalled

Parliament to be Recalled

As crises ripped through the war torn world MPs got the message. 'We need to talk about this' one said 'our holidays are nothing when compared to the end of the world.' So Cameron and his pals are breaking their holidays again so they can talk...

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Funny story: Cameron Threatens Closure of Independent Fried Chicken Shops - Talk of KFC Conspiracy

Cameron Threatens Closure of Independent Fried Chicken Shops - Talk of KFC Conspiracy

In an effort to encourage community wide responsibility the government has announced another round of punitive measures, which according to liberal lefties, risks further alienating those at the margins of society. To deter a repeat of anymore riots...

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Funny story: Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

KAMPALA, Uganda -- The National Assembly of Uganda entered a recess this week, ending one of the most productive legislative sessions in the country's history. The 375-member unicameral parliament enacted widespread reforms to the country's exhausti...

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Funny story: Worrying Results for MPs in Recent Opinion Poll

Worrying Results for MPs in Recent Opinion Poll

A worrying fact has come to the attention of the Gazettes editorial team. Results analysed in a recent street poll, conducted by Alcoholics Anonymous, has revealed the following figures. To the question: "Who do you think should be leader of the Labour Party for the next general election?" 60% did not know the name of the current Labour leader. To the question: "What would you like for...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks Hires Casey Anthony Attorney, Flees to Undisclosed Location After Testimony in Commons!

Rebekah Brooks Hires Casey Anthony Attorney, Flees to Undisclosed Location After Testimony in Commons!

Rebekuh Brooks, former News of the World secretary, elevated to Editor of the Rupert Murdoch News Empire, testified before the House of Commons today addressing members of the Committee on Culture (sic), Media and Sports regarding revelations of pho...

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Funny story: NPITFA Says Pies Don't Thump People - People Thump People

NPITFA Says Pies Don't Thump People - People Thump People

In the aftermath of the attack on Rupert Murdoch today the National Pie in the Face Association once again strongly defended the right of all citizens to own custard pies. Morpheus Crown, nation chairman of the NPITFA, strongly condemned the unpr...

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Funny story: Custard Pie Strike On Murdoch for Democracy

Custard Pie Strike On Murdoch for Democracy

The most important blow for democratic freedom for thirty years was struck today when, in frenzied scenes, some no-mark got his fifteen minutes of fame. Something genuinely interesting and important was unfolding before an enthralled nation, so it...

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Funny story: Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt

Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt

London - A cream pie-in-the-gob that smeared Rupert Murdoch on live TV may have been a NewsCorpse own-goal PR stunt. Hours of tricky questioning had seen the octogenarian media mogul struggling to convince a Parliamentary committee when the lone p...

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Funny story: Government's ' Minister of Austerity' Announced!

Government's ' Minister of Austerity' Announced!

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the name of the person who will become Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity. The position has been offered to and accepted by the Right Horrible Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, Conservative Member...

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Funny story: Murdoch Adds New Titles To His UK News Stable

Murdoch Adds New Titles To His UK News Stable

Despite the growing global controversy which is engulfing News International, Rupert Murdoch has surprised media watchers by adding yet a further notable journal to his UK stable. This comes at a time when Murdoch was expected to sell his UK titles a...

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Funny story: Film Sequels to Be Considered by UK Government

Film Sequels to Be Considered by UK Government

The UK Coalition Government, realising they are losing popularity, and worried that this will affect their MPs prime directive - "To make as much money as possible", have come up with the idea of producing some famous film remakes, to star various members of the cabinet and opposition. Here we offer some suggestions, with the recommended member to star in the film: 'Carry on Regardless', 'Do...

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