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Funny story: California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

California To Install Parking Meters in Bedrooms Of Several Starlets

The State of California has announced plans to install parking meters beside the beds of several Hollywood movie and entertainment starlets. The Department of Transportation has been instructed to install the machines beside the beds of Paris Hilton...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton; Back In Rehab After Car Slashing Incident?

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton; Back In Rehab After Car Slashing Incident?

Lindsay Lohan is apparently headed back to rehab instead of jail according to the latest rumor circulating on the internet. On the other hand, the same rumor is going out about Paris Hilton. The story goes that one of her (whichever, both are...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Paris Hilton To Address Copenhagen Climate Change Summit

Paris Hilton, the heiress and full time party girl (in every way) today hit back at critics who complained that she wasn't qualified to comment on the issue of global warming and climate change at the Copenhagen summit. "I honestly don't understan...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton got fisted by King Kong

Paris Hilton got fisted by King Kong

In a celebrity interview Paris Hilton tells that she was fisted by King Kong during the filming of her latest movie. The movie Paris is filming is called, "King Kong does Dallas". It is a remake of the old King Kong movies but with a twist. The...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...

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Funny story: Ellen Degeneres Does Breast Exams On Paris, Lilo On The Air

Ellen Degeneres Does Breast Exams On Paris, Lilo On The Air

Dispite the latest controversy over whether a woman should have an annual breast exam or Mammogram, Ellen Degeneres got all hot and bothered about the news, apparently, deciding to perform her own version while on the air with Paris Hilton and Lindsa...

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Funny story: Ladies: No Pants in Paris Please

Ladies: No Pants in Paris Please

In an unprecedented move France's Ministry of Interior has acted on a parliamentary vote and made it illegal for women to wear pants in Paris. The No-Pants-In-Paris rule, passed unanimously in the French parliament, will become applicable on Dece...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says Sex Video A Nightmare While Awake

Paris Hilton Says Sex Video A Nightmare While Awake

Poor Paris Hilton. To this day, Paris Hilton says she still feels "humiliated" "frustrated", "disgusted" and "a little hot" over the X-rated sex video taken by her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon of one of their intimate trysts, and sold as a lucrative bus...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Buys A Hermaphrodite

Paris Hilton Buys A Hermaphrodite

HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton, the Left Coast socialite who is famous for actually doing nothing, kind of like the Kardashians, OctuMom, and Kate Gosselin informed Larry King that she has purchased a hermaphrodite. After Larry regained his composure he...

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Funny story: Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!

Lady GaGa drops everything in Paris for a bit of Moulin Rouge, I CAN CAN, ooohh!

Shocking the Parisien Paparazzi takes a lot but even they were reeling as Lady GaGa appeared wearing only a pair of hot black panties revealing her hot pink carpet and very "hot lips." She announced to the world that she was on her way to the Moul...

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Funny story: Scottish Man Who Says "That's Thinkin' With Your Dipstick" Revealed

Scottish Man Who Says "That's Thinkin' With Your Dipstick" Revealed

In a series of television commercials for a major oil company, a Scottish man runs around hitting people who choose the wrong brand for their cars. He swats them on the back of their legs and says "Think with your dipstick, Jimmy" or "That's thinkin...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Introduces Nude Pumpkin #5

Paris Hilton Introduces Nude Pumpkin #5

A new perfume is being introduced by a company partially owned by Paris Hilton that is slightly different than most. She is calling it, Nude Pumpkin #5. Has she gone nuts? Better put, has she gone even nuttier? Nope, this is a bright gal even tho...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's new media venture ends in disaster

Paris Hilton's new media venture ends in disaster

Paris Hilton's innovative media experiment of merging Paris Hilton and columnist Matthew Parris has ended in dismal failure. The original idea was that "Parrris" - as the merged entity came to be called - would fuse heavyweight political commentar...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Matthew Parris to merge

Paris Hilton and Matthew Parris to merge

Paris Hilton, tabloid darling, and Matthew Parris, broadsheet columnist are to merge in the media deal of the century. Ms Paris, famous for amateur sex antics, and Mr Paris, who famously had Mrs Thatcher as his fag hag, are hoping to make history...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy on the internet!

Paris Hilton sucks Lady Gaga's Pussy on the internet!

Lady Gaga's furry pussy was sucked in a new bombshell, porno video, by Paris Hilton, as they rolled, purred and pussied on a white tiger skin rug. Lady, opening her white stockinged thighs whilst rollicking to Wacko's, I'm Mad, slipped on the rug...

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Funny story: Paris Does France!

Paris Does France!

LOS ANGELES, CA, USA In Paris Hilton's documentary about her life, "Paris, Not France", soon to be aired on MTV, the celebutante insists that she is neither stupid nor a slut, contrary to the image she portrayed of herself during the five seasons of...

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Funny story: Perez Hilton To Play Paris Hilton In The Paris Hilton Story

Perez Hilton To Play Paris Hilton In The Paris Hilton Story

HOLLYWOOD - Tinseltown's notorious purveyor of scandalous celebrity blogging hors d'oeuvres Perez Hilton, has just received word that he has been picked to play the infamous blonde celebrity maven Paris Hilton on the silver screen in the Warner Broth...

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