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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan cricket coach murdered in Jamaica, then 'unmurdered', was 'definitely' not murdered, say police officers from Scotland Yard. The announcement comes after several weeks of poking and prodding at Woolmer's corpse, by so-cal…

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Unmurdered'

Bob Woolmer 'Unmurdered'

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan coach who was murdered during the cricket World Cup, has been 'unmurdered' according to reports coming out of the West Indies.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.

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Funny story: Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.

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Funny story: Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Dies Of Cricket

Bob Woolmer Dies Of Cricket

Cricket fans the world over, today mourned the passing of a truly world-class cricketer, batsman Bob Woolmer.

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Funny story: Pakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog

Pakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog

ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN -- Police in Islamabad fired tear gas and beat dozens of protesters today - including opposition leaders - over complaints about Pakistani President Musharraf's dog.

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Funny story: Iraq Named #1 Tourist Destination

Iraq Named #1 Tourist Destination

Baghdad, Iraq- The World Tourism Organization has rated Iraq #1 among tourist destinations this year, ousting out tourism hot spots such as Cancun, the Bahamas, Hawaii, and Pakistan. The rating has said to be because of the friendly locals, th...

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Funny story: Pakistan claims Mallika to be her's

Pakistan claims Mallika to be her's

Pakistan President Pervez Musharaff claimed today that the Indian bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat who created sensation at the Cannes International Film Festival is an integral part of Pakistan and that she should be handed over by the Indian gove...

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Funny story: Bin Laden announces his retirement

Bin Laden announces his retirement

Pakistan. Osama Bin Laden has announced he plans to retire early at the end of the year. The Al Queda chief executive revealed his surprise decision in a taped speech which was broadcast by an Arab news network early on Monday afternoon.

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Funny story: Pakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush

Pakistan Blames Earthquakes and Aftershocks on Bush

Pakistani government leaders today blamed the recent earthquakes and aftershocks on American President George Bush. Said government spokesman Abdul Cabezaconrag "the President of the United States is responsible for the two hurricanes that devi...

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Funny story: Taking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden

Taking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Forget about Pakistan, because that country's interior minister said that Osama bin-Laden is probably in any other "stan" country, and he denied the al-Qaida chief is in Pakistan.

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Funny story: Osama The Caveman Strikes It Rich

Osama The Caveman Strikes It Rich

TORA BORA - PAKISTAN - Saudi born engineer and wanted terrorist Osama Bin Hidin has announced to the free world he has struck oil whilst digging new caves in the mountains around Tora Bora. Initial testing has determined that 200,000 barrels a...

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Funny story: Pakistan's F16 purchase is 1 millionth for DefenseDepartmentSales.com

Pakistan's F16 purchase is 1 millionth for DefenseDepartmentSales.com

The Pentagon.-"Jeff Bezos had better watch out!" ejaculated Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld today as he answered questions from the press about Pakistan's purchase of U.S. made F-16s.

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Funny story: Osma Bin Laden Offers Charles and Camilla Safe Haven Church Wedding

Osma Bin Laden Offers Charles and Camilla Safe Haven Church Wedding

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