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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Threatens France: "I Will Steal The Eiffel Tower!"

Osama Bin Laden Threatens France: "I Will Steal The Eiffel Tower!"

KARACHI, Pakistan - Osama Bin Laden speaking at radio station WPAK in Karachi has issued a stern warning to French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. The 6 foot 6 inch tall Bin Laden stated that he is sick and tired of get...

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Funny story: Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

Woman Sells Image of Jesus on Toast Disguised as Bin Laden for Ten Million

A Champaign, Illinois woman today sold, at auction, a piece of toast that held the image of Jesus Christ disguised as Osama Bin Laden for ten million dollars. The buyer, a man name Jack B. Sucker, who is a Congressional Aide to an unnamed Senato...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Has Just Adopted A Baby Girl From Africa and A Baby Boy From Arizona

Osama Bin Laden Has Just Adopted A Baby Girl From Africa and A Baby Boy From Arizona

KARACHI, Pakistan - In a move that has news reporters, war correspondents, and the international media all shaking their heads Osama Bin Laden has made a surprisingly unbelievable announcement. Speaking from an undisclosed camel hoof repair shop i...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery

Sarah Palin Actually Osama Bin-Laden with Plastic Surgery

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another shocking political twist, Sarah Palin was revealed to be America's number one enemy: Bin-Laden. The first clue was when she sided with the North Koreans in an interview. The second clue was when she appeared verently...

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Funny story: bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops

bin Laden Applauds Obama's Speech To Troops

In a cable just disclosed by WikiLeaks, Osama bin Laden expressed his approval for the President's recent message to American troops in Afghanistan: "Al Qaida will never be permitted to set up a safe haven in Afghanistan again. That's not going to h...

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Funny story: UK window cleaner is fined for wearing Bin Laden mask whilst cleaning windows?

UK window cleaner is fined for wearing Bin Laden mask whilst cleaning windows?

A cheeky London window cleaner who loves wearing his Bin Laden mask whilst on the job has been cautioned and fined by the police after several of his customers thought he actually was Bin! Stephen Taylor loves a prank or two, but this one certainl...

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Funny story: Report Card On The War On terror

Report Card On The War On terror

The Obama administration recently commissioned a top-secret think tank to compare the cost of the War on Terror to the United States on the one hand, and to al Qaida on the other. The results were reported as follows: United States: * More than 5000 soldiers killed. * More than one trillion dollars spent. * Untold damage to the image of the United States around the world. Al Qaida...

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Funny story: Osama now a Buddhist?

Osama now a Buddhist?

Trusted sources say that Osama Bin Laden has been spotted this past week 10 miles southwest of Lhasa, the capital of Tibet. It has been widely known that there has been wide discontent in the Islamic circle of Bin Laden, leading him to other parts of...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden: "Crotch Gropes" Intrusive. Tells Suicide Bombers To Refuse

Osama bin Laden: "Crotch Gropes" Intrusive. Tells Suicide Bombers To Refuse

Pakistan - An audio recording, attributed to Osama bin Laden, has called on al Qaeda suicide bombers to refuse to allow infidels to crotch grope them before boarding airlines headed for America. The recording which was dated to the current month i...

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Funny story: bin Laden defeats Woods; Palin defeats Brandy; US defeats Iraq for Iran

bin Laden defeats Woods; Palin defeats Brandy; US defeats Iraq for Iran

Oh what a tangled web we weave. Jesus screamed at the leaders of his day, "Blind Guides!" Yesterday Bristol Palin outdanced Brandy. The stench of political corruption has now invaded the stage. "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women mere...

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Funny story: Osama Releases Mix Tape

Osama Releases Mix Tape

Government officials today confirmed the authenticity of a mix tape made by Osama bin Laden. The tape was mailed last week to the offices of Al-Jazeera and is believed to have been recorded in a cave in Afghanistan. The tape is a departure for bi...

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Funny story: Obama to meet Osama?!

Obama to meet Osama?!

It does not mean the title of some sensational fictional story. It is true - the US President Mr. Barak Obama is to meet Osama Bin Laden when he visits Pakistan ! This is of course not any official meeting but it has been arranged by a beleaguered Pa...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden found!

Osama Bin Laden found!

Our team of investigative journalists has uncovered the location of the world's most wanted fugitive, terror mastermind Osama Bin Laden. He's not hiding in a cave or village along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan-he's on the campaign trail run...

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Funny story: Al Qaida Announces Plans To Send Money To Afghanistan

Al Qaida Announces Plans To Send Money To Afghanistan

The following top-secret message, which was sent by Osama bin Laden to his followers, has been intercepted: It has come to our attention that Iran is sending cash to the government of Hamid Karzai in Afghanistan. We have decided to do the same because the Karzai government fits in perfectly with our plans. The goal of al Qaida is to enlist all Muslims in a worldwide jihad against the Unite...

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Funny story: Panic: Bin Laden Threatens Terror Attack On France

Panic: Bin Laden Threatens Terror Attack On France

Osama Bin Laden, bearded baddie and all round bad egg, has sensationally threatened France with terror attacks. The hairy pixie was upset at the French nations decision to ban veils, something which has become somewhat of a fashion statement for M...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden found in local man's shed

Osama bin Laden found in local man's shed

There was pandemonium yesterday when the world's most wanted terrorist was discovered in the garden shed of local man Kevin Smally. Mr Smally, a junior quality control inspector at the local biscuit factory, made the discovery when he entered his...

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Funny story: Laden Vs. Laden the bomb blasts and after..!

Laden Vs. Laden the bomb blasts and after..!

It is now open. The bomb blasts at the Al Lota scented underwears and lingerie factory in Armenia were not the handiwork of the Armenian rebels seeking freedom for their mountain top but the fallout of the tussle going on between three Ladens, each c...

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