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Funny story: India bugged with Oprah

India bugged with Oprah

Oprah Winfrey's really annoyed her countless fans in India. First, the much-adulated TV hostess called off her proposed visit to Goa, India in May 2009, citing fears of the HINI virus (swine flu)...even though at that point of time India didn't h...

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Funny story: Oprah and Gayle are Gay

Oprah and Gayle are Gay

Oprah Smith and her close friend Gayle Kennedy have finally come out and announced that they are gay. The duo, who have been inseparable for years and are never seen not together, decided that it was time to go public in the local community. T...

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Funny story: Calorie Restriction Diet Plan Aided By Tapeworms

Calorie Restriction Diet Plan Aided By Tapeworms

Beverly Hills, CA - The new Calorie Restricted Diet Plan, made popular by talk-show host, Oprah, has a further development - tapeworms. Live Healthy, Live Longer...and Gain A New Pet Dr. Irwin Melish, homeopath, thinks that by supplementing the...

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Funny story: Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story

Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman To Star In The Michael Jackson Story

HOLLYWOOD - Universal Pictures has just signed Jaime Foxx and Gary Coleman to star in The Michael Jackson Story. Coleman will portray Michael from the ages of 9 through 21, and Foxx will portray Michael from the age of 21 on. Jackson's parents...

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Funny story: Oprah Recommended Bio-Identicals May Be Snake Oil

Oprah Recommended Bio-Identicals May Be Snake Oil

Santa Barbara, Ca - Bioidentical estrogen, or 'Bioidenticals' have seen an uptick in popularity now that they have been given the green light by celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey and Suzanne Somers. But do they really work, and what are the side effe...

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Funny story: Oprah donates her stomach to starving South African kids!

Oprah donates her stomach to starving South African kids!

HARPO STUDIOS, CHICAGO, USA: Talk-show queen and Our Lady of Over-indulgence, Oprah's struggle with her weight has been an open book. Spokespeople for her show have confessed that whenever ratings were low Oprah dragged out the old "I just can't kee...

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Funny story: Oprah to Eat Tapeworm in Weight-loss, Ratings Bid

Oprah to Eat Tapeworm in Weight-loss, Ratings Bid

TV's Oprah Winfrey is preparing to try a life-threatening medical gamble to guarantee the huge weight loss she has promised viewers. The tubby talk titan hopes to shed at least half of her current 600 pounds in just six weeks. Oprah intends to s...

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Funny story: Did The Oprah Costa Nostra Cause Jolie's "Accident"?

Did The Oprah Costa Nostra Cause Jolie's "Accident"?

Although the Oprah Costa Nostra has denied it, the recent "accident" that led to Angelina Jolie's head injury has left fans and people in general wondering if there's any truth in the accident's rumor. Oprah is the #1 most influential person in th...

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Funny story: Padre Oprah Swims the Thames with His Lover on his Back

Padre Oprah Swims the Thames with His Lover on his Back

The only Roman Catholic priest to make the news for sexsual involvement with a consenting adult has decided to leave Rome for Canterbury. Padre Oprah, the Very Reverend Father Cuti'e had captured the Catholic imagination with talk shows, scintillatin...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Buys The Boston Celtics

Oprah Winfrey Buys The Boston Celtics

CHICAGO - Talk show host and self-made billionairess Oprah Winfrey has just completed a deal to purchase the Boston Celtics. Winfrey, an avid basketball fan, who said that she was bouncing a pillow while pretending it was a basketball at the age o...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Ignoring Oprah?

Michelle Obama Ignoring Oprah?

If Oprah Winfrey is feeling stabbing pains between her shoulder blades, it may be a knife from the First Lady. But there's two opinions going around over the recent coolness between the two. According to a Michelle sympathizer, "She's (Oprah) rea...

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Funny story: Obama's Daily "To Do" List Discovered

Obama's Daily "To Do" List Discovered

Like many people, President Barack Obama makes a daily "to do" list with tasks needing to be done that day. His list from Tuesday was discovered in a trash can outside of a hotel where he gave a speech that evening. It is now the object of a biddin...

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Funny story: "Fowl" Kentucky, Missouri weather blamed on Oprah

"Fowl" Kentucky, Missouri weather blamed on Oprah

ST. LOUIS, MO - Many Missouri and Kentucky residents suffered severe injuries Friday night when the reigning Queen of Media waved her arms, causing heavy showers of chicken wings to fall across much of the area. The line of storms was accompanied...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley, Oprah Winfrey to lift Earth using giant lever

Kirstie Alley, Oprah Winfrey to lift Earth using giant lever

SYRACUSE, SICILY- Sometimes extreme situations call for drastic measures. With human activity gradually warming the planet, threatening the survival of our species, Kirstie Alley and Oprah Winfrey will reportedly move the Earth into an orbit slightl...

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Funny story: Obama Nominates Oprah to Supreme Court

Obama Nominates Oprah to Supreme Court

In a surprising move today, President Obama nominated Oprah Winfrey as the Supreme Court Justice that will replace the retiring David Souter. While speaking at a White House Press Conference, President Obama said, "Oprah understands where normal...

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Funny story: Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...

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Funny story: Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Doctors Discover Original Source of Swine Flu

Medical Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in conjunction with the Mayo Clinic, have discovered the source of Swine Flu. The outbreak did not originate in Mexico as was previously thought. In fact, the disease begin in Hollywood. The outbr...

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