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Funny story: First BigOil&Gas Bank of Rodeo Drive Opening Soon

First BigOil&Gas Bank of Rodeo Drive Opening Soon

Beverly Hills - (Upstream Gal!): The reclusive billionaire couple who own 85% of Chevron Corp and 72% of ExxonMobil are relocating their sovereign hydrocarbons fund to a new Rodeo Drive shopfront. First BigOil&Gas Bank of Rodeo Drive will be c...

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Funny story: It's official: Olive Oil does not improve your hearing

It's official: Olive Oil does not improve your hearing

After seven years of research in rural Italy Professor Peterson and his team of twenty-seven researchers have concluded that olive oil has no effect whatsoever on our hearing. Holding a press conference at an olive grove up in the Alps overlookin...

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Funny story: Stephen Fry to sell Crisp'n'Dry

Stephen Fry to sell Crisp'n'Dry

TV GIANT Stephen Fry has been announced as the new face of Crisp'n'Dry. Fry, 59, described the venture as a 'bit of fun' and claimed to have been a lifelong admirer. He remarked: "I'm a massive fan of Mr Potato and one of the nicest ways to eat...

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Funny story: Oxygen shortage stikes Arizona, claims scientist

Oxygen shortage stikes Arizona, claims scientist

PAYSON, AZ - Dr. Harold B. Phallistra of the Payson Institute For Advanced Studies (PIFAS), claimed today in a small press conference held in the lobby of the Institute, that a recent spate of tree deaths in the area has led to an oxygen shortage in...

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Funny story: Trafigura bravura

Trafigura bravura

London - (BigOilShagger!): A group of London lawyers who put up more than ten million squid of their own dosh to defend 31,000 sick and penniless Ivory Coast nationals has played an absolute blinder. Three years of practically pawning everything i...

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Funny story: Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

QUITO, Ecuador - A tree-hugging judge presiding over a $27 billion environmental lawsuit against Chevroil recused himself from the case Friday to allow legal proceedings to continue uninterrupted, said Ecuadorian officials. Earlier this week, Che...

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Funny story: "Big Oil smells blood in the water!" O'Donnell warns Obama

"Big Oil smells blood in the water!" O'Donnell warns Obama

Martha's Vineyard - (Upstream Mess): Global warming's witchfinder-general Frank 'Rosie' O'Donnell has fired off a new salvo at President Obama's Crap & Tirade plot to squeeze the oil industry for more 'spreadable' wealth. "Big Oil smells blood...

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Funny story: Rogue oil trader 'probably Rex Tillerson's rent-boy'

Rogue oil trader 'probably Rex Tillerson's rent-boy'

London - (Snake Oil Ass mess): A rogue oil trader whose billion-dollar crude bender cost employers over $10 million in losses is in all likelihood Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson's personal bum bandit. City of London police investigating the June 30...

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Funny story: Iraq's oil liberated, withdraws from Iraq along with U.S. troops

Iraq's oil liberated, withdraws from Iraq along with U.S. troops

Iraq celebrated the withdrawal of its 300 billion barrels of oil reserves along with American troops from its cities with parades, fireworks and a national holiday on Tuesday as the prime puppet of Iraq Nuri Maliki trumpeted the sovereignty of its va...

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Funny story: Fuel prices to fall to 50-year low

Fuel prices to fall to 50-year low

In a startling, but very welcome, disclosure the OPEC countries have announced that from now on, they will give away raw petroleum and deliver it free to refineries. This should ensure that full prices at the pump will fall to historic lows in a v...

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Funny story: Oil Companies Show True Patriotism By Raising Oil Prices

Oil Companies Show True Patriotism By Raising Oil Prices

U.S. oil companies showed true patriotism this week as they committed to their traditional summertime raising of gas prices at a time of great recession and economic difficulties. As millions struggled with layoffs, high debts, foreclosures and unemp...

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Funny story: OPEC declare June "Free Oil Month"

OPEC declare June "Free Oil Month"

OPEC, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries announced today that they will give all oil produced in the month of June away for free. It is believed that the announcement follows an increasing level of concern within the oil industr...

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Funny story: 'So long, suckers!', says British commander to Americans in Iraq

'So long, suckers!', says British commander to Americans in Iraq

4.000 British soldiers began leaving Iraq today, and their commanding officer, Major General Andrew Salmon-Gaffe, said: 'The whole world knows why Americans and British have been here. Iraq is an invented fake country, invented in London, and the wor...

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Funny story: Russians lured to set up military base on Arctic's caldera faultline

Russians lured to set up military base on Arctic's caldera faultline

Arctic Circle - (Frozen Ass Mess): NATO bigwigs are pissing themselves at the success of their latest covert oil and gas disinformation campaign against the Russians. This has seen daftass Russian President Dim-Eatery Medvedev pledge to install a...

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Funny story: New US Car Mileage Standard

New US Car Mileage Standard

The U.S. government is to impose a new mileage standard requirement for passenger cars and smaller utility vehicles. The new standard will come into effect on all 2011 vehicles. Passenger cars will be required to average 30.2 miles per gallon. L...

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Funny story: "Rex Tillerson to walk the plank!" Obama orders Geithner

"Rex Tillerson to walk the plank!" Obama orders Geithner

Washington AC/DC - (Big Oil Mess): President O'Bama has ordered Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner to dump Exxon-Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson "into the nearest deep sea crude well" according to this week's BigOilShagger! magazine. The move follows the sup...

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Funny story: What's the point of Rex Tillerson?

What's the point of Rex Tillerson?

Irving, Texas - (Crude Ass Mess): "Frankly, none!" That's the considered view of BigOilShagger! magazine's March exclusive. It reckons a Rockefeller family feud with the ExxonMobil Chairman/CEO will see him booted out of orifice before the April 2...

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