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Funny story: New York "could be destroyed" by high winds

New York "could be destroyed" by high winds

The Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg, has called for citizens to panic in expectation of the arrival of Hurricane Irene in the next few hours. In a televised statement to the public today, in which he was clearly shaking, the Mayor said that N...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Maria Bello's Boss In The New Detective Show 'Prime Suspect' Better Transfer Her Fast!

The Reason Why Maria Bello's Boss In The New Detective Show 'Prime Suspect' Better Transfer Her Fast!

HOLLYWOOD - A show that has been getting a lot of publicity; too much perhaps is a new show called Prime Suspect. The police show stars Maria Bello as New York City Detective Jane Timoney. And from the looks of the dozens and dozens of network pro...

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Funny story: Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

Powerful tremor strikes East Coast just as Manhattan DA begins Strauss-Kahn rape charges apologia

New York - The full karmic force of celestial wrath was felt in the United States today just as the Sun entered Virgo, sign of the Harvest and the Reap-As-You-Sow Goddess, at around 1.52 pm local time. Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance was r...

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Funny story: Man Indicted For Outsider Trading

Man Indicted For Outsider Trading

New York, New York-Wall Street Financier Lawrence Welsh has been indicted by a federal grand jury on allegations of outsider trading after an investigation into his stock trades revealed that he wasn't very well liked by anybody. "He was your cla...

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Funny story: Conservative Group Drops NY Lawsuit Against Gay Marriage, Files Suit Against God

Conservative Group Drops NY Lawsuit Against Gay Marriage, Files Suit Against God

In a surprising turn of events Tuesday morning, the prominent conservative organization New Yorkers for Constitutional Freedom (NYCF) dropped their lawsuit against the New York state government and promptly followed by opening a civil case against Go...

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Funny story: Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Wedding planner crisis grips New York

Gay couples in New York can now legally wed in the state, but many are having difficulty setting wedding dates because of the unavailability of qualified wedding planners. "Everyone we talk to is either booked up, or is getting married some time i...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Is So Happy That Gays and Lesbians Can Now Marry In New York That She Might Just Up And Marry Rosie O'Donnell

Kathy Griffin Is So Happy That Gays and Lesbians Can Now Marry In New York That She Might Just Up And Marry Rosie O'Donnell

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kathy Griffin who stars in her own reality show My Life on The D List says that she is one of the happiest campers in America. She told her good friend and avowed lesbian Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazett...

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Funny story: "Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

"Nothing Remotely Iffy" about that bloke, say Lawyers

Defence Lawyers have moved quickly to point out that the latest information proves there is absolutely nothing to worry about regarding a very well-off and powerful chappy who ran the whole world's finances and wanted to be a President. "Now look...

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Funny story: Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Frogs Annexe New York, Threaten Nuclear War With Rest Of The USA

Armies of frogs led by goats took over New York yesterday and threatened to launch nuclear war on the USA after they discovered that they had been the principal ingredients in Big Macs since 1956. The frogs were led by a goat called William who ru...

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Funny story: Gay Marriage in NY Approved; Marriage Boom Rocks NYC

Gay Marriage in NY Approved; Marriage Boom Rocks NYC

Everybody's doin' it. Getting married, that is. Gays, straights, whatever. No matter. Marriage is suddenly the "in" thing. The rush to the altar is nowhere more prevalent than in NYC, the largest city in the state of NY. Marriage resources a...

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Funny story: Same Sex Divorce Rate Skyrockets in New York State

Same Sex Divorce Rate Skyrockets in New York State

Albany NY: Governor Andrew Cuomo called the New York (NY) State Legislature back into a special October 2011 session to deal with the alarming increase in the rate of same sex divorce. In June 2011 during the final hours of the session same sex marri...

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Funny story: Spider-Man Scandal: He Bought Himself Good Reviews!

Spider-Man Scandal: He Bought Himself Good Reviews!

The new reviews of "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark," which finally had its official opening night on Broadway, are in. They are quite good, at least better than the reviews of the preview performances. They SHOULD be good, as they've been bought...

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Funny story: NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

Last year it was Number 1. But this year, NY has fallen to fifth place. Mr. Clean may have been at work. That is, if you have faith in the results of a survey done by Travel + Leisure magazine. It shows that this year, New Orleans is the Numb...

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Funny story: Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

Unidentified submersible object patrolling The Narrows amid eclipse tsunami warnings

New York - A mystery underwater craft has been spotted close to the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge by New York Harbor ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. Observers say it may have been surveying the site of a shelved 1990s project to build a massive $40...

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Funny story: The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting

The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting

MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias. Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square. Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pi...

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Funny story: Karma in New York Ghetto

Karma in New York Ghetto

NEW YORK - A woman who enjoyed threatening her neighbors with a vicious mastiff dog never realized that her life was being governed by the Hindu God "Lord Krishna." Krishna is the bringer of Karma and like Santa Clause he visited the Graham home on...

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Funny story: Trump Pitches New Show to Fox; Celebrity Congressman

Trump Pitches New Show to Fox; Celebrity Congressman

Following the self proclaimed success of his last season of Celerity Apprentice, the master of pomp and circumstance, in fact of pontification and self promotion as well, Donald Trump has announced the format of a new fall show. "Celebrity Congressm...

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