President Barack Obama will host a reception at the White House to observe Gay Pride Month on Friday. Obama's recent declaration of support for gay marriage was celebrated as a key endorsement among gay rights groups. In a proclamation earlier thi...
San Francisco Public Health Director Mike ("Stinky") Jones will rename a street after former-Speaker Nancy Pelosi today near San Francisco's solid waste transfer-station. "Pander Road" which connects Martin Luthjer King Jr. Drive and John F Kenned...
This week CNS News reported that the government spent nearly a quarter of a million dollars to "translocate" a single bush that stood in the way of a $1 billion highway improvement near San Franscisco. The plant, a rare "in-the-wild" Arctostaphyl...
Shortly before his untimely, and some would say suspicious death, Andrew Breitbart announced that he was making it his mission to do the job that the mainstream media had so miserably failed to do during the 2008 Presidential campaign: the vetting of...
WASHINGTON, DC --- Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has told close friends what the "something" is she knows about Newt Gingrich, as a result of her, having served on the investigative committee that looked into ethics charges against the former House Sp...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Responding to Nancy Pelosi's statement to CNN that Newt Gingrich would never be elected president, Newt told CNN that whatever crystal ball she is looking at, "it must be difficult to focus because she has eyes like two piss holes...
WASHINGTON - He can ride a horse! He can swing from a tree on a vine! He can hold wild animals at bay with a torch. Rex the Wonder Dog can do things even Herman Cain's wife can't do; save Herman from the grasp of a blabber-mouth Ho from Atlanta, Geo...
ROCHESTER, Michigan - After the latest in a series of 179 scheduled GOP Presidential Debates, Herman Cain was asked about the rumor concerning him and former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi. At first Cain told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld tha...
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Springfield, Illinois home of the largest silly putty collection in the world. Palin who was dressed in a red blouse, white shorts, and a blue bandana addressed the crowd of 17...
Besides the Washington Monument and the National Cathedral, there was another famous relic that sustained damages during the recent East Coast earthquake. According to Congressional sources who wish to remain anonymous, Congresswoman's Nancy Pel...
Puddinpop, Virginia -- Congressional leaders have embarked on a cross country bus tour of the nation designed to put them in closer touch with the voting public. The journey is said to be in response to a Gallup poll which shows that over 8 out o...
Heidelberg -- A special force of TSA agents, armed with confiscated box cutters, has successfully captured the main ShamWow factory in Germany in a midnight raid. The attack is believed to be the first of many that will be initiated by Congress'...
Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
When asked if President Obama is calling for Rep. Weiner to resign, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said today that the President is focused on his job, not on Weiner. With Minority Whip Nancy Pelosi now calling for the disgraced Weiner t...
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has now entered the Book of World Records for something other than being the first woman to hold an office. The California member of the House of Representatives has now achieved the milestone of getting her panties...
In a poll conducted by The Harvard Institute of Silly Surveys That Waste Government Money But Provide Work For Tenured Professors, Lazy Students and ACORN Workers, Anal Seepage was voted "The Least Favorite Thing To Find In A Chair." The study fo...
LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas. The two we...
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