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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Tasered After Handing Over House Speaker to GOP

Nancy Pelosi Tasered After Handing Over House Speaker to GOP

White House officials say they had nothing to do with the tasering of former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, as a precaution against her suddenly using a huge gavel to beat the new Speaker, John A. Boehner, to death. "Even though Pelosi has be...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has not been seen since the Omnibus Bill was voted down Thursday, was reported to have checked into a hospice after having her face diagnosed as having TPWKS (Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome). Taxidermical...

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Funny story: Republican House Ask Pelosi To Be Majority Leader

Republican House Ask Pelosi To Be Majority Leader

Before daylight, a small group from the Republican House caucus gingerly approached the doorstep of present Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi as she reached for the morning paper. They inquired whether she would consider becoming their elected majori...

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Funny story: Pelosi's Painted Pursed Lips Brought Both Pain And Pleasure To The New President

Pelosi's Painted Pursed Lips Brought Both Pain And Pleasure To The New President

Yes, we're talking about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the raccoon-eyed vamp who bobbed up and down behind President Obama while he read his State of the Union speeches from his ever-present TelePrompter. There is nothing sexual about this, unless y...

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Funny story: Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Pelosi And Palin Collaborating On New Book

Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi are secretly collaborating on a new book: Scratching The Chalkboard - How to Be Annoying and Get What You Want. Privately, Sarah confided in us: "I have always kind of admired Nancy as a sort of Momma Grizzly on the left and when she stands there with that makeup and those wierd eyes and says deficit reduction is 'unacceptable', you just want to grab her by the...

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Funny story: Pelosi Leads Again

Pelosi Leads Again

Nancy Pelosi announced recently that she is starting a musical group comprised of Congressmen, Representatives and other staff members who work in the House of Representatives. The group is comprised of all whistlers, and she expects to have a mem...

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Funny story: Freshman Orientation for Congress Begins; Past Instructors Give the Skinny

Freshman Orientation for Congress Begins; Past Instructors Give the Skinny

Newly elected members of the U.S. Congress are meeting this week to get some education about their forthcoming jobs. Gail Farrelly, investigative reporter at The Spoof, interviewed some instructors of these orientation sessions from prior years.

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Funny story: Pelosi Decides to Clean-Up

Pelosi Decides to Clean-Up

In an unexpected move today, Nancy Pelosi appeared at the Office of Grounds and Maintenance for the House of Representatives and applied for an application that, if accepted, would give her newly formed company, Pelosi Janitorial Services, the contra...

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Funny story: Pelosi To Run For Minority Leader Of The House

Pelosi To Run For Minority Leader Of The House

Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, grandmother of seven and looking twenty years younger than her age, is planning to run for Minority Leader of the House of Representatives. Three cheers! Why should any dame who brought the people of the homeland a natio...

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Funny story: Pelosi Takes New Job at Nordstroms in San Francisco

Pelosi Takes New Job at Nordstroms in San Francisco

Ousted as the Speaker of the House of Representatives just a day before, Nancy Pelosi has agreed to take on the role of "Add On Sales Marketing Director" for all of Nordstrom's west coast operations. The new role will be very similar to her old jo...

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Funny story: USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...

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Funny story: Pelosi states - It's MINE, It's MINE

Pelosi states - It's MINE, It's MINE

At an early morning breakfast meeting of the Pelosi Staff in Washington, when Aides confronted Pelosi with the results of recent polls, showing the possibility of a change in the political makeup of the House, which would mean her ouster as Speaker,...

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Funny story: Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Biden Gushes: Barry Wants Me to Run Again! Pelosi: HE LIES!

Confusion reigned in Congress today after a euphoric VP Joe Biden gushed on the House floor that President Obama was keeping him on the ticket for 2012, only to be shouted down by an enraged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi who yelled, "He lied....he pro...

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Funny story: "I Love My Government" Says George Soros

"I Love My Government" Says George Soros

WASHINGTON, DC - George Soros gave a surprising endorsement of Washington, DC politics during an interview concerning the weak condition of the American economy. Instead of being critical of the Democrat-controlled Congress and Executive Branch, he u...

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Funny story: Obama Helpless to "Plug that 'Ho" as Pelosi Popularity Oozes to New Low: Matches BP's in States!

Obama Helpless to "Plug that 'Ho" as Pelosi Popularity Oozes to New Low: Matches BP's in States!

As the November mid term Tsunami threatens to swamp the Democratic agenda, President Obama has a new crisis of epic proportions on his hands; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has suffered a startling implosion causing her popularity to sink to the level of...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

In a Tea Party meeting in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, an inspired Sarah Palin, when asked if she thought Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had undergone recent Botox treatment, she responded: "The raccoon look must be the newest rage in San Francisco. To q...

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Funny story: Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables To Meet With President

Fruits, Nuts and Vegetables To Meet With President

Congressional leaders representing their respective constituencies are meeting with the President today. The Fruits, led by Barney Frank, the Nuts by Nancy Pelosi and the Vegetables, who claim Nevada Senator Harry Reid as their leader, are expected...

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