A large London borough is to encourage residents to compost the dead bodies of relatives at home instead of sending them for burial or cremation. The council cemetery is full and burning bodies creates large amounts of carbon dioxide which 'the Lo...
A penguin stolen from London Zoo on Tuesday has been recovered and returned to the zoo unharmed. A woman was apprehended running along the strand with the penguin under her arm on Wednesday night. She had dressed the bird in baby clothing to try t...
Bankers, white faced with terror, are reeling from the onslaught from Vince Cable and Nick Clegg against their bonuses. Cable, sensing blood, is on the warpath: 'I am very angry with the Banks. If they go on giving themselves bonuses I will be abs...
LONDONISTAN: Oh to be in England! Council housing, social benefits, national health care, million-pound flats above kebab shops in Edgware & security detail provided by Scotland Yard courtesy of the Brit taxpayer...heck a self-exiled Pak dictat...
Pope Benedict's state visit to Britain has ended almost as soon as it began. Hours after landing at London's Heathrow Airport, the Pontiff was addressing a crowd of Roman Catholics in Trafalgar Square when spontaneous angry protests by gays, victims...
The 20 foot advertising hoarding, featuring Brazilian model Sabraine Banado wearing a Wonderbra in 3D has already prompted people jams, with commuters at Waterloo station stopping to gawp, and waiting for their eyes to adjust to the 3D glasses in ord...
Millions of commuters across the British capital struggled to get to work on Tuesday, as a 24-hour strike by workers on London's underground rail system crippled much of the internet. Sales were down at online stores due to secretaries not being a...
The announcement yesterday of the end of the week-long action by members of the Razor Retailers Union created chaos in London as it coincided with last night's tube strike. Thousands irritated by the recent scarcity of razors left work early to...
In a run-down part of East London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-storey house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family of six Internet con artists and full time benefit cheats lived on the first floor... all six tragically perished in the fire. A group of seven, Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor... they too, all perished...
The final clue has been revealed in the online treasure hunt for the last libertines tickets to a tiny warm up gig, just days before the Official Libertines reunion at Reading and Leeds Festival. The treasure hunt was called on last week after it wa...
LONDON - One of Saudi Arabia's most experienced underwear bombers Hadri Abu Knacka Knicka was apprehended in Buckingham Palace. Alert palace guards were able to ascertain that the individual who was acting strangely and walking even stranger actua...
London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced the development of a bike superhighway that will be created through Parliament Square. Plans are being rushed through parliament almost quite literally as there are fears of an outbreak of plague or dysent...
LONDON - Jontussa Buffatunga and Malikeesha Quancha, two lifelong residents of Cape Town, South Africa have applied for and been granted asylum by the English government. Buffatunga said that the couple had applied and been turned down by 17 count...
According to the latest BBC report, London, Birmingham and Manchester constitute 'two cities', not, as is commonly thought, three. The news came during an article on the BBC's website about the US singer Chris Brown, who had been refused a visa to...
Boris Johnson has promised to cheer up commuters with a Victoria Line extension that will rival Thorpe Park for thrills and spills. Brixton to Loughborough Junction will be like any other tube journey, however between Loughbrough Juction and Cambe...
LONDON - Derek Hough and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger captured the Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy and within 48 hours "Dancing Derek" flew to London to capture Chezza Cole's heart (again). The two lovebirds had nested in Los...
Protesters outside the Chinese embassy in London were swamped yesterday by members of the public greatly misunderstanding the demonstrator's campaign banners. Members of the "Free Porn" movement who were protesting the Chinese Government's decisio...
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