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Funny story: London, Birmingham and Manchester Are Two Cities - BBC

London, Birmingham and Manchester Are Two Cities - BBC

According to the latest BBC report, London, Birmingham and Manchester constitute 'two cities', not, as is commonly thought, three. The news came during an article on the BBC's website about the US singer Chris Brown, who had been refused a visa to...

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Funny story: "Please stand clear of the doors or everyone will drown."

"Please stand clear of the doors or everyone will drown."

Boris Johnson has promised to cheer up commuters with a Victoria Line extension that will rival Thorpe Park for thrills and spills. Brixton to Loughborough Junction will be like any other tube journey, however between Loughbrough Juction and Cambe...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

LONDON - Derek Hough and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger captured the Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy and within 48 hours "Dancing Derek" flew to London to capture Chezza Cole's heart (again). The two lovebirds had nested in Los...

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Funny story: "Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

"Free Porn" Campaign causes Chaos in London

Protesters outside the Chinese embassy in London were swamped yesterday by members of the public greatly misunderstanding the demonstrator's campaign banners. Members of the "Free Porn" movement who were protesting the Chinese Government's decisio...

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Funny story: Men with tiny penises gather in London

Men with tiny penises gather in London

LONDON (ABSNN) -- The Man With the World's Smallest Penis has a large following. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, has called the World's First Congress of Men With Itty-bitty Penises to take place in London beginning June 14th. HRH Prince Charles will ch...

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Funny story: Thames To Close For Repairs

Thames To Close For Repairs

The Thames will be closed from next Tuesday for essential repairs, the River Authority announced today. Repairs will be carried out between the Thames Barrier and Kingston, with a 100% restriction on movements of water, boats, fish and sewage.

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Funny story: SuBo's cat becomes bus driver

SuBo's cat becomes bus driver

Susan Boyle's pet cat Pebbles (or PeBo as fanatics insist) was spotted earlier driving the number 29 bus in central London. Pebbles moved to London last year after SuBo set off on her international travels hotly pursued by red scarf wearing wealthy f...

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Funny story: Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London

Blackpool Tower to be Moved to London

The Blackpool Tower is to be moved to London today because London is a bit warmer than it is in Blackpool. There has not been a summer in Blackpool for years now,long hot sunny days are a thing of the past as Global Freezing continues to bite. Whi...

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Funny story: Soho Square drain blockage mystery- update!

Soho Square drain blockage mystery- update!

Thames Water engineers finally managed to clear the main sewer pipe running beneath Soho Square after a marathon wrestling session with an unknown blockage! "Superintendent Brian Panzer", of The Metropolitan Police was able to confirm rumours tha...

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Funny story: Southeastern Railways to be renamed Uselesscunts Railways

Southeastern Railways to be renamed Uselesscunts Railways

The train company who supply the service to people who live in south east London and Kent have decided to change their name in an effort to reflect the quality of the service they provide. Southeastern Railways are to be rebranded as Uselesscunts...

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Funny story: Lord Adonis Reveals the end for London Buses

Lord Adonis Reveals the end for London Buses

The Secretary of State for Transport announced today that all London Buses were to be replaced with Rickshaws by the 2012 Olympics. Lord Adonis, on the advice of his Minister of State for Transport, Sadiq Khan, today unveiled the blueprint for th...

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Funny story: Rickshaws to be introduced in UK City Centres

Rickshaws to be introduced in UK City Centres

In a madcap bid to save the planet (and shorten the dole queue) Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has backed an audacious plan to ban all motorised vehicles from UK City Centres. The plan, developed by the IPCC, is to make use of the thousands of rick...

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Funny story: Pub Darts "To Go By The Board"?

Pub Darts "To Go By The Board"?

A new guide claims that Britain's national sport Pub Darts could soon become extinct. The Cockney Alcoholic's Handbook reckons that dartboards are vanishing from London pubs faster than the boozed-up brain cells of their "knees up Mother Brown" Ma...

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Funny story: Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live

Veronica Perroncel To Fill In For The Vacationing Kay Burley On Afternoon News Live

LONDON - Vanessa Perroncel, one of the world's most famous lingerie models has agreed to fill in as Sky News Host while Kay Burley takes one weeks vacation. The 49-year-old Burley plans to take care of some personal matters involving some horses w...

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Funny story: Bad Outbreak of Delhi Belly in London

Bad Outbreak of Delhi Belly in London

A bad outbreak of dissentary mixed up with e-coli and alexsalmonella happened today in West London, and health and safety officials quickly traced it to The Bengal Lancer restaurant in Southall. The illness - nicknamed 'Delhi belly' due to the unp...

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Funny story: London Underground to go International

London Underground to go International

Commuters on the Northern Line were recently told to expect months of delays and a reduced service whilst rail engineers perform 'urgent upgrades' to the aging tube line. However, a spokesman for T.F.L. (Transport For London) has revealed that the...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga to Play Lady Macbeth in London

Lady Gaga to Play Lady Macbeth in London

Following her interesting and semi-memorable wardrobe appearance at the 2010 Grammy Awards, Lady Gaga has announced that she will expand her repertoire beyond pop music to play the challenging role of Lady Macbeth on London's West End this spring.

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