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Funny story: Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock

Google Street View - "Just A Big Con Trick" Says Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today immersed himself in the ongoing string of rows about Google's Street View facility, describing it as 'just a big con.' Street View has attracted criticism for allegedly providing detailed up and coming crime blu...

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Funny story: Britain's greatest ever lover lives in Doncaster

Britain's greatest ever lover lives in Doncaster

The final results were announced last night in the search to find Britain's greatest lover. Competition, like much else, was stiff, but the millions of eligible entrants were finally whittled down to just one man, 29 year old Stephen Quinn from Donca...

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Funny story: Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Neglected Local Man Survives For Three Days On Leftovers

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today firmly put his foot down with an iron fist and a rod of chrome vanadium, after being presented with a Chinese takeaway chicken curry for dinner, and half a bag of chips. The reason for this abomination remains unc...

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Funny story: Anne Shuttlecock Pranks Dimwit Husband Martin

Anne Shuttlecock Pranks Dimwit Husband Martin

The long suffering wife of internet satire site contributor, Martin Shuttlecock, was laughing her head off at about six am BST, Saturday morning, according to sources. After working until ten pm the previous evening, Shuttlecock had apparently clo...

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Funny story: "Martin Shuttlecock Is Innocent!" Shouts Demonstrator

"Martin Shuttlecock Is Innocent!" Shouts Demonstrator

Strange occurrences this evening in a back garden on Britain's south coast, as a man, apparently somewhat intoxicated, and all covered in nasty stuff, staged a one man demonstration in his back garden. Spoof writer, Skoob1999, yelled over his back...

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Funny story: Local Man Ripped To Bits On Rival Satirical Website By Ex-Schoolteacher

Local Man Ripped To Bits On Rival Satirical Website By Ex-Schoolteacher

Writers on popular satirical website, The Spoof were up in arms today, as an article on a rival website surfaced, ripping moderately popular local man and occasional The Spoof contributor, Martin Shuttlecock to bits, in a bitingly satirical article,...

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Funny story: Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock Laughs His Head Off As Ali Bullo Gets Hit On By Gay Russian

Local Man, Martin Shuttlecock Laughs His Head Off As Ali Bullo Gets Hit On By Gay Russian

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that his long time friend, Ali Bullo, the South coast kebab shop and burger entrepreneur, has been chatted up down the pub, by a gay Russian soldier. Much to Ali Bullo's amazement, not to mention chagr...

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Funny story: Local Man Bursts Can Of Beer In Cycling Disaster

Local Man Bursts Can Of Beer In Cycling Disaster

A monumental day for local man, Martin Shuttlecock, sadly ended in disaster this afternoon. Rather than take the train home from work, Shuttlecock decided to cycle the seven or so miles home, uphill and down dale, despite being seriously out of cy...

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Funny story: Step By Step - How To Make A Chicken Shish Kebab - With Martin Shuttlecock

Step By Step - How To Make A Chicken Shish Kebab - With Martin Shuttlecock

Hello. My name is Martin Shuttlecock, and tonight I'll be telling you how to make a traditional chicken shish kebab, in the Turkish, Chinese, Indian, Mexican pikey style. Whilst being slightly inebriated, and wearing a pork pie hat. Always start by sinking a couple or even three cans of the finest Belgian lager. This will help you to focus, and allow you to suppress any inhibitions you ma...

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Funny story: Local Man Shaves Off Moustache

Local Man Shaves Off Moustache

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today decided to come clean and freely admit to the world at large that he has shaved his moustache off. In explaining his extraordinary decision, Shuttlecock pointed out that he'd been observing for some time, that...

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Funny story: Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, somewhat out of the loop recently, today caught up on the news of escalating violence across the UK, when he finished work. An amazed Shuttlecock, having recently resumed the joys of cycling, (Not that that's relevant)...

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Funny story: Local Man Confused - First It Was The Mystery Blonde, Now It's The Mystery Black Bloke

Local Man Confused - First It Was The Mystery Blonde, Now It's The Mystery Black Bloke

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock found himself in a bit of a pickle, Sunday afternoon, as he surfed the interweb, looking for a suitable holiday destination for later in the year. It's no secret that Shuttlecock loves Italy, and prefers to visit cities, rather than resorts, his liking for architecture, museums, galleries, and pubs aplenty superceding any desire to loaf about like an arse on some b...

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Funny story: "Online Stephen King Satire Serial May Never Be Completed" Says Local Man

"Online Stephen King Satire Serial May Never Be Completed" Says Local Man

An on line satire serial, loosely based on the Stephen King novel, 'Misery,' entitled: 'Miserable - Not To Be Confused With Stephen King's "Misery"' may never be completed, according to hack writer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock. The serial, whic...

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Funny story: Local Man Sucks It Up Like Sig Tells His Crew On Deadliest Catch

Local Man Sucks It Up Like Sig Tells His Crew On Deadliest Catch

It's been a confusing week, for local man, and pork pie hat champion, Martin Shuttlecock. A hectic schedule has meant that he has been out of action for at least a week, in pursuit of other action. So apparently, Shuttlecock has resolved to 'suck it up.' Whatever that means. Here at Skoob Mag HQ, we weren't sure what he meant by 'suck it up,' so we thought we'd better ask him, on the grou...

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Funny story: Weather "Unsettled" - Nonsense, Says Local Man

Weather "Unsettled" - Nonsense, Says Local Man

An exasperated local man has described TV and radio weather reports as nonsense. Mr Danbert Plebiscite, of Spandex Gardens, Pittsville, is so fed up with the weather forecasts that he e-mailed a friend, Nobby, to complain. EIF News & Featur...

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Funny story: Local Man Cracks Up Watching Total Wipeout On BBC1

Local Man Cracks Up Watching Total Wipeout On BBC1

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who usually detests the mundane nonsense served up on Saturday night TV, had to admit defeat this evening after cracking up with unrestrained laughter at a pair of BBC offerings - Walk On The Wild Side, and Total Wipeou...

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Funny story: Martin Shuttlecock's Restaurant Review - McDonalds In Fareham, Hants

Martin Shuttlecock's Restaurant Review - McDonalds In Fareham, Hants

What do you do if you're ever stuck (nobody would volunteer, surely) in Fareham, Hampshire, having just signed off the dole after two weeks of not claiming benefit, but with a little time to kill? Well, you could head for West Street - you couldn't really head for anywhere else really. There's only West Street... Skoob Magazine sent our befuddled reporter, Martin Shuttlecock, to check out th...

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