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Funny story: Bookie launches "Returning heroes" market

Bookie launches "Returning heroes" market

With "King" Kenny Dalglish taking over at Liverpool for the rest of the season, and the brief return of Kevin Keegan to Newcastle still fresh in the memory, bookmakers have opened a special market on the next former hero to return to management in th...

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Funny story: Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Welcome back, King Kenny, but speak slowly please

Liverpool FC is in turmoil yet again. The greatest club in the world, bar none, has said ta ra to another manager. Inevitable, I suppose, when no one except Shankly will satisfy the Kop. Not Shankly, but as Scottish as Shankly, King Kenny Dalglish...

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Funny story: Liverpool fans claim Hodgson 'Best thing since the square wheel'

Liverpool fans claim Hodgson 'Best thing since the square wheel'

Thousands of Liverpool fans have spoken up for their beleaguered manager in the face of his likely sacking. One fan said; 'Roy has done his best over the short period he's been here and I think he deserves more time, after all it's not like were j...

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Funny story: Where To Now For Hodgson And Liverpool?

Where To Now For Hodgson And Liverpool?

At the start of the season, it appeared that the world was Liverpool's oyster, as some pundits tipped them to be potential title contenders, with even the most cynical observers forced to concede that with their off the field troubles behind them, an...

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Funny story: The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

The KOP: "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!", "Hodgson for England!"

This WAS Anfield, Merseyside: Such is the adoration of Roy Hodgson from the 'faithfaul' Liverpool Supporters, that their chant "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England", "Hodgson for England" has become the foundation of their growing 'esteem' in...

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Funny story: Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

Roy Hodgson: "You'll Never Walk Alone!"

This WAS Anfield, Liverpool: Arise the Kop at Anfield, for the singing of the Scouse national Anthem: "When you walk through the storm (Roy Hodgson's Liverpool FC in the bottom half of the Premier League) Hold your head up high (Roy Hodgson standing on the touch line trying to fathom out the formations) And don't be afraid of the dark (booing Scouse fans calling for Roy Hodgson to depart...

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Funny story: Rafa Benitez And Roy Hodgson To 'Job-Swap'

Rafa Benitez And Roy Hodgson To 'Job-Swap'

Inter Milan have announced on their website in the last few minutes that their manager Rafa Benitez, and the current boss of Liverpool, Roy Hodgson, are to swap jobs from Monday. Benitez, who managed Liverpool until June, hasn't measured up to the...

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Funny story: Paul Konchesky's Mum Endears Her Son To The 'Scouse Scum'

Paul Konchesky's Mum Endears Her Son To The 'Scouse Scum'

Liverpool defender Paul Konchesky's mum has sparked fury amongst London based Irish not quite scouse Liverpool fans by referring to them as "scouse scum" and saying that the "cockney ****" would have been better off staying at Fulham. Konchesky ha...

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Funny story: Kop Silenced By Utrecht Fans In Europa League Bore Draw

Kop Silenced By Utrecht Fans In Europa League Bore Draw

It seems that Roy Hodgson isn't too concerned about his tenure at Anfield, which is a little strange, when one considers that the former Fulham boss appears to have aged significantly over the past few traumatic weeks. Last night's Europa League c...

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Funny story: Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Benayoun lifts the lid on cannibalism at Liverpool

Former Liverpool FC player Yossi Benayoun has made sensational claims that an ex-team mate tired to eat him during his time on Merseyside. Benayoun stunned reporters when he lifted the lid on the cannibalistic ways of an old colleague. The play...

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Funny story: How can I live through this?

How can I live through this?

'Terry, how can I cope with West Ham losing to Liverpool 3-0?' 'Penny, you have to be thankful it was only three. At half time I thought we were in for double figures.' 'But this can't go on.' 'No. I don't know long Avram has got but I wouldn't be surprised if he goes pretty soon.' 'Do you think that will make any difference?' 'It might. Bob Green's in form and Scott Parker wasn't p...

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Funny story: Liverpool Lose Again - Roy Hodgson Not A Happy Chappie

Liverpool Lose Again - Roy Hodgson Not A Happy Chappie

Yesterday the footballing giants of the Potteries, Stoke City, brought mighty Liverpool's six match unbeaten run to an ignominious end. (Why write long words like ignominious? You're writing for Liverpool fans. - Ed) The mighty reds crashed to a 2...

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Funny story: Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?

Dementors at Anfield? Whatever next?

This reporter can today exclusively reveal that Liverpool boss Woy Hodgson is in fact one of J.K. Rowling's infamous dementors of Azkaban. Suspicions were aroused when reporter Mike Gatspy travelled to see Hodgson's team of underachievers and appa...

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Funny story: The Glazers ruining another football club

The Glazers ruining another football club

This club is Liverpool F.C! You might be surprised that the new Liverpool owner is actually a cousin to the hated Manchester United owners. Yes, he lied that his family name was 'Henry'. Well actually, it's no real surprise that they are cousins, con...

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Funny story: Liverpool Happy To Get Away

Liverpool Happy To Get Away

Liverpool players and staff were pleased to get away from Naples with a 0-0 draw - and their lives - last night. The match against Napoli in the Europa League went ahead despite a number of Reds fans being attacked and hospitalised with serious in...

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Funny story: Roy of the Poolers, the Bastian of the Kop!!

Roy of the Poolers, the Bastian of the Kop!!

The KOP, This was ANFIELD, Liverpool: Despite losing to their local rivals Everton and being second to bottom of the Premier League, Roy of the Poolers refuses to panic, as noted in his recent statement; "I don't think it is a crisis. I thought t...

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Funny story: John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

Reports coming in suggest that Boston Red Sox owner John W Henry is to sell his controlling stake in Liverpool Football Club, and is reportedly extremely irate that he appears to have been suckered and sold a dud. Henry, who was at Goodison Park o...

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