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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Is Still Looking For Mr. Right

Miley Cyrus Says She Is Still Looking For Mr. Right

SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was sitting with her little sister Noah, 11, at Santa Monica's famed Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop where the two sisters were having a nice sisterly meal. Cyrus who has recently taken a backseat to the goings on in...

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Funny story: Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey sat in front of his computer and professed his attraction, admiration, and desire for the star of the motion picture The Help, Emma Stone. Carrey, who at 49, is 27 years older than 22-year-old Stone told her that he has se...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

Lindsay Lohan Kim Kardashian West Memphis Three by Nostradamus

Nostradamus wrote his book 'The Prophecies' in 1555 in code because he wrote during the 300 year Inquisition. In 'The Prophecies' Nostradamus predicted the names of the three Antichrists in code. Nostradamus code named the first Antichrist 'Napaulon...

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Funny story: Well Mother Nature Has Finally Caught Up With Lindsay Lohan - "LiLo" Now Looks Like Faye Dunaway

Well Mother Nature Has Finally Caught Up With Lindsay Lohan - "LiLo" Now Looks Like Faye Dunaway

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After years of carrying on in an abusive environment Mother Nature has finally caught up with the poor, little, rich, troubled starlet known as Lindsay Lohan. Lohan who has spent the past few years crossing the lines of what is l...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

Lindsay Lohan's Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Is Beyond Being Coyote Ugly!

BARSTOW, California - Deejay Samantha Ronson was returning from having performed at a QuinceaƱera Party in Las Vegas when she was pulled over for doing 89 mph in a 29 mph speed zone. Ronson, the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan, to...

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Funny story: Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors

Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors

In addition to obvious top candidates that included the common Striped Skunk and the ever favorite Georgio Perfume, the Reykjavik Association of Olfactory Scientists has just released their 2011 report on the world's most pungent and disgusting odors...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With A Three-Tiered Birthday Cake In The Shape of A Bottle of Bourbon

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Her 25th Birthday With A Three-Tiered Birthday Cake In The Shape of A Bottle of Bourbon

VENICE BEACH - Well happy birthday to the poor, troubled, lost, spoiled, little rich girl aka Lindsay Lohan who turned 25 going on 15 on July 2. LiLo, which rhymes with kilo, celebrated her 25th birthday with a bash at her Venice Beach home which...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Freed From Tracking Anklet

Lindsay Lohan Freed From Tracking Anklet

A California judge has removed the tracking device on troubled former Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan's left ankle, and she is free to roam anywhere she wants-with one exception. The judge ruled that the freshly unshackled Lohan must keep a distance...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Judge Has Just Showed That She Is The Most Lenient Judge In The World!

Lindsay Lohan's Judge Has Just Showed That She Is The Most Lenient Judge In The World!

LOS ANGELES - Well, Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today and once again the little lost child got her way...she won! She needs to definitely start buying lottery tickets because with her luck she could easily wins millions of dollars. "LiLo" l...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Under "Home Confinement" Tests Positive For Alcohol - Well Duhhh!

Lindsay Lohan Under "Home Confinement" Tests Positive For Alcohol - Well Duhhh!

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who without a doubt has to be the luckiest girl in California, no make that America, no heck make that in the entire world has shown her true colors and mocked the California legal system once again. The quasi-actress...

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Funny story: Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen, And Lindsay Lohan Approached To Star In Girls Behaving Badly Movie

Hollywood hotshots Blake Lively, Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan are in talks with Hollywood production company Rehab Pictures International about multi-million dollar leading roles in upcoming movie Girls Behaving Badly. The trio would be the Hol...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Who Is Under 'House Arrest,' Explains Why Her Electronic Monitoring System Device Went Off

Lindsay Lohan, Who Is Under 'House Arrest,' Explains Why Her Electronic Monitoring System Device Went Off

VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest women in the entire world has once again pushed her unbelievable luck past the point of being ridiculous. Lindsay Lohan who was sentenced to serve 35 days under 'house arrest' in the cozy, comfort of her own home...

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Funny story: Lindsay running in 2012

Lindsay running in 2012

Notorious American actress, Lindsay Lohan, has announced she is running for the Presidency in 2012. With her court imposed ankle bracelet showing proudly on her tanned legs, the 24 year old stated that she was more widely known than Mitt Romney and N...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 35 Days of House Arrest (Home Confinement) - What A Sick Pathetic Joke!

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 35 Days of House Arrest (Home Confinement) - What A Sick Pathetic Joke!

VENICE BEACH - Well Mr. and Mrs. America, the poor, little, mistreated rich girl has done it again. She has pulled the wool over the eyes of some folks who are either smitten with her celebrity status or who have just gotten so damn tired of havin...

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Funny story: US Court System At Breaking Point

US Court System At Breaking Point

A leading US judge has warned that the court system is at breaking point due to the amount of time spent on dealing with cases brought against Lindsay Lohan. The troubled singer and actress appeared in court more than 354 times in March on such di...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces That Her 'Muffin' Will Soon Be Freckle-Free

Lindsay Lohan Announces That Her 'Muffin' Will Soon Be Freckle-Free

HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has resigned herself to the fact that she is headed back to the "Big House." Lohan, 24, was recently sentenced to be incarcerated for 120 days in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles for stealing a necklace,...

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Funny story: Drunk Lindsay Lohan Falls in Bar and Spills Purse, You Will Never Guess What Spills Out of it

Drunk Lindsay Lohan Falls in Bar and Spills Purse, You Will Never Guess What Spills Out of it

A very, very drunk Lindsay Lohan was leaving a Venice, California bar at closing time when she suddenly stumbled and fell down spilling out the contents of her purse. When the purse hit the floor, an estimated 100 Get out of Jail Free cards spilled...

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