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Funny story: Lesbians looking for Antoinette Nicole Davis doll

Lesbians looking for Antoinette Nicole Davis doll

Millions of Lesbians across the country are looking for the famous Antoinette Nicole Davis doll because it is a rare doll to own. The Antoinette Nicole Davis doll is part of the King Louie doll collection started by Barry Johnson a famed doll des...

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Funny story: Meredith Baxter is a lesbian

Meredith Baxter is a lesbian

Actress Meredith Baxter confirmed the rumors that she is a lesbian. Meredith Baxter worked on "Family Ties". "It was a later in life recognition because young men didn't find my wrinkled face attractive anymore," the actress explained to Matt...

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Funny story: Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay

Merideth Baxter Admits It Was Michael J. Fox That Made Her Gay

Actress Merideth Baxter, who starred as Michael J. Fox's mother on Family Ties during the 1980's, has come out of the closet and admitted that she is a lesbian. Baxter, who has been married three times and has five children, said that it was the Mic...

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Funny story: Meredith Baxter Announces Love for Carpet

Meredith Baxter Announces Love for Carpet

Following recent interviews on daytime television and with local U.S. newspapers, Meredith Baxter, the former mom on television show "Family Ties", has announced a "late in life" change to lesbianism. No shock to some of her close friends and publ...

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Funny story: Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor. Unable to find a man, s...

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Funny story: Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

For Spoof writer Skoob1999 a breaking news item concerning complaints over a television ad was the final straw. Choking and spluttering over his beer, Skoob, usually a well balanced individual, promptly kicked the cat and ripped up his daily newsp...

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Funny story: Lesbian ghost spooks small town

Lesbian ghost spooks small town

A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Dyersburg, Tenn. and the locals in the area create a posse to hunt down the specter. Bubba Jones the leader of the posse says the lesbian ghost has been terrifying women in Dyersburg for the las...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...

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Funny story: Sandra Bernhard turns into a lesbian because of an ugly face

Sandra Bernhard turns into a lesbian because of an ugly face

In a televised interview Sandra Bernhard says she turned into a lesbian because she has an ugly face and she couldn't find a boyfriend. Bernard says when she was in high school she developed underarm smells. In college she says she had to put Chan...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson join a lesbian gang

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson join a lesbian gang

Lindsay Lohan and her make believe husband Samantha Ronson got initiated into a lesbian gang that goes by the name DTO "Dykes Take Over" The gang that Lohan and Ronson got involved with is notorious for driving through neighborhoods in search of...

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Funny story: Nelly Furtado flew away like a bird

Nelly Furtado flew away like a bird

A deranged college student and voracious man-hungry lipstick lesbian, that was caught singing the song "I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away", is being sought by the Milford Michigan police department for the disappearance of two unnamed individuals.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole

Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole

Lindsay Lohan said she is not allowed to be around Samantha Ronson because Ronson never enjoyed the lesbian sex. Lindsay Lohan says she has a hole in her life and wants Ronson to fill it. Lohan complains she does not like living alone without Ron...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres married to Portia de Rossi

Ellen DeGeneres married to Portia de Rossi

New York- Ellen DeGeneres is planning a huge wedding. She will marry lipstick lesbian Portia de Rossi. DeGeneres announced the wedding during a taping of her talk show. DeGeneres said she and girlfriend de Rossi ("Ally McBeal," from "Nip/Tuck") wo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were booked in the Los Angles county jail for drunk driving. Lohan complains that jail is an alien world filled with unspeakable horrors. Upon entering jail Lohan says she was photographed and then transferred to...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are tired of society and its bias against their relationship. They want to start a family together and have decided to move to a Tibetan Shangri-La to do it. Lohan says that she and Ronson will be adopti...

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Funny story: Clarkson to become a lesbian

Clarkson to become a lesbian

Top Gear presenter and testosterone-fuelled TV hardman Jeremy Clarkson has revealed today that he is to become a lesbian. The shock announcement will stun his army of adoring female fans who hang on every macho word he utters on the eponymous TV p...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie "Go Fish 2"

Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie "Go Fish 2"

Lindsay Lohan is reported to be working on the set of her latest movie "Go Fish 2" which is a sequel to the 1994 lesbian film "Go Fish". In the movie Lindsay Lohan plays the role of a restaurant owner who runs "Akina's seafood and sushi". During a...

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