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Funny story: Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

Bull Dyke Feminist Whingers Slammed By Spoof Writer.

For Spoof writer Skoob1999 a breaking news item concerning complaints over a television ad was the final straw. Choking and spluttering over his beer, Skoob, usually a well balanced individual, promptly kicked the cat and ripped up his daily newsp...

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Funny story: Lesbian ghost spooks small town

Lesbian ghost spooks small town

A lesbian ghost has been spooking the small town of Dyersburg, Tenn. and the locals in the area create a posse to hunt down the specter. Bubba Jones the leader of the posse says the lesbian ghost has been terrifying women in Dyersburg for the las...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Cheryl Cole And Erin Andrews In Naked Internet Lesbian Romp

Internet footage purporting to show X-Factor judge, wife of Olympic quality diver Ashley, chart topping warbler Cheryl Cole and ESPN presenter mit da boobies, Erin Andrews in some hot lesbian action has been exposed as fake. Internet researchers w...

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Funny story: Sandra Bernhard turns into a lesbian because of an ugly face

Sandra Bernhard turns into a lesbian because of an ugly face

In a televised interview Sandra Bernhard says she turned into a lesbian because she has an ugly face and she couldn't find a boyfriend. Bernard says when she was in high school she developed underarm smells. In college she says she had to put Chan...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson join a lesbian gang

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson join a lesbian gang

Lindsay Lohan and her make believe husband Samantha Ronson got initiated into a lesbian gang that goes by the name DTO "Dykes Take Over" The gang that Lohan and Ronson got involved with is notorious for driving through neighborhoods in search of...

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Funny story: Nelly Furtado flew away like a bird

Nelly Furtado flew away like a bird

A deranged college student and voracious man-hungry lipstick lesbian, that was caught singing the song "I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away", is being sought by the Milford Michigan police department for the disappearance of two unnamed individuals.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole

Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her hole

Lindsay Lohan said she is not allowed to be around Samantha Ronson because Ronson never enjoyed the lesbian sex. Lindsay Lohan says she has a hole in her life and wants Ronson to fill it. Lohan complains she does not like living alone without Ron...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres married to Portia de Rossi

Ellen DeGeneres married to Portia de Rossi

New York- Ellen DeGeneres is planning a huge wedding. She will marry lipstick lesbian Portia de Rossi. DeGeneres announced the wedding during a taping of her talk show. DeGeneres said she and girlfriend de Rossi ("Ally McBeal," from "Nip/Tuck") wo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson get scared straight

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were booked in the Los Angles county jail for drunk driving. Lohan complains that jail is an alien world filled with unspeakable horrors. Upon entering jail Lohan says she was photographed and then transferred to...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are fed up with the world

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson say they are tired of society and its bias against their relationship. They want to start a family together and have decided to move to a Tibetan Shangri-La to do it. Lohan says that she and Ronson will be adopti...

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Funny story: Clarkson to become a lesbian

Clarkson to become a lesbian

Top Gear presenter and testosterone-fuelled TV hardman Jeremy Clarkson has revealed today that he is to become a lesbian. The shock announcement will stun his army of adoring female fans who hang on every macho word he utters on the eponymous TV p...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie "Go Fish 2"

Lindsay Lohan is working on a new movie "Go Fish 2"

Lindsay Lohan is reported to be working on the set of her latest movie "Go Fish 2" which is a sequel to the 1994 lesbian film "Go Fish". In the movie Lindsay Lohan plays the role of a restaurant owner who runs "Akina's seafood and sushi". During a...

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Funny story: Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Gives National Breast Appreciation Day A Thumbs Up - From Her Prison Cell

Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Gives National Breast Appreciation Day A Thumbs Up - From Her Prison Cell

Eleanor Gobbard, the lesbian jazz trumpet teacher jailed this week for seducing a pupil gave National Breast Appreciation Day a big thumbs up from the confines of her prison cell. "Breasts are wonderful," the jazz trumpet teacher told us. "And loo...

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Funny story: Imprisoned Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher - The Row Rumbles On.

Imprisoned Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher - The Row Rumbles On.

Feminist Pressure Groups and Germaine Greer yesterday came out in support of Eleanor Gobbard, the petite blonde lesbian jazz trumpet teacher, imprisoned for abusing her position of trust by seducing a 15 year old student. "This is ridiculous," sai...

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Funny story: Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Jailed Over Affair With Pupil

Blonde Lesbian Jazz Trumpet Teacher Jailed Over Affair With Pupil

The petite blonde jazz trumpet teacher with lesbian tendencies who seduced a pupil - or maybe it was the other way around, who knows how these things can get out of hand? - was sentenced to fifteen months imprisonment the day before yesterday, in a...

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Funny story: New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting

New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting

It has been four years since the beginning of link]the Special Interest Group wars in the cable networks. Next month, the latest population segment will join the fight with the debut of The Homosexual Television Network. HTN will launch on every...

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Funny story: Girls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room

Girls Aloud found a naked lesbian stalker in their dressing room

Members of the all female "Girls Aloud" singing group went into shock when they entered their dressing room to find a naked lesbian stalker on the floor. Kimberley from the singing group said there was a horrible aroma of decaying fish before they...

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