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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Kristen Stewart: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

If she's interested, most now believe that Kristen Stewart is perfect to play the lead role in "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo". However, thus far, she apparently hasn't showed much interest in doing it. Among those already in the running are...

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Funny story: Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

Robsten Fight Turns The Tables On Paparazzi!

A screaming Kristen Stewart and red-faced Robert Pattinson had a big fight in front of the AMC theater in Los Angeles Century City that brought the press on the run. The pics published within hours show a very upset Pattinson shaking his finger in...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson Shows Youth How To Grab Ass!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart surprised more of their fans by showing up at a small town in Illinois at the showing of "Twilight: Eclipse" as they have been doing for over a week now. "The Movie people have scattered our cast members so that w...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson. As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little truth and a lot of ad...

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Funny story: Twilight's Ashley Greene Loses Catfight?

Twilight's Ashley Greene Loses Catfight?

Twilight Actress Ashley Greene apparently isn't hiding some bruises and a colored eye that she sported yesterday. "No, it's not from a fight, I was involved in a minor automobile crash", she reportedly told the International Gossip News. Howe...

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Funny story: What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

What Was Kristen Hiding With Her Hand At Twilight Eclipse Event?

While all the cameras were flashing and the whole crew were available at the premier of Twilight: Eclipse, why was Kristen Stewart hiding her forehead? Immediately after the event, as Stewart had left the stage early, every reporter went out to ge...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten

Rob Pattinson + Kristen Stewart = Robsten

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have taken a fast track to the A-list category, but now they are really starting to get on my nerves. Rob and Kristen, or "Robsten," quite possibly achieved superstardom more quickly than any celebrity in the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, and Niecy Nash To Star in The Vampire Epic, "The Vampire Diet"

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kirstie Alley, Wynonna Judd, and Niecy Nash To Star in The Vampire Epic, "The Vampire Diet"

HOLLYWOOD - Two of Tinsel Town's leading producers, brothers Amaretto and Staccato Monteverdi have joined together to film the vampire epic, The Vampire Diet. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart purchased the rights to the Alec Swishtoot penned n...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Spotted In Japan

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Spotted In Japan

Japanese fans find Pattinson and Stewart. You can run but you cannot hide. Realizing this, they had a prepared statement sent to all their Japanese fans and also sent to reporters. The statement is as follows: "This is Robert Pattinson. Kristen...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

After dodging reporters for several days now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have told a group of friends to tell everyone they are headed for some 'R & R' in Japan. Alice Johns, part time actress and friend of Stewart, stated that the c...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Doesn't Try To Hide His Mistake

Robert Pattinson Doesn't Try To Hide His Mistake

According to an interview that was carried by Sunday's Special 'Vamp Parade', Kristen Stewart from the Twilight series of movies says that nothing has really changed between Robert Pattinson and herself other than 'trust' and that has changed very li...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Sell Their Vampire Sux Bar & Grill To The Dixie Chicks

HOUSTON - After being the owners of The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill in Houston for only three months, Rob Pattinson and Kris Stewart have decided that the restaurant business is not for them. Pattinson said that both are just too busy with their v...

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Funny story: Twilight stars beware! Gypsy asteroid Roma to eclipse snake-in-the-grass constellation's Hand of the Snake Charmer

Twilight stars beware! Gypsy asteroid Roma to eclipse snake-in-the-grass constellation's Hand of the Snake Charmer

Space - (Rattlesnake News): Terrible karmic portents for Twilight/Eclipse stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! A rare occultation by the asteroid Roma on the night of 8th July will completely obliterate sight of Del­ta Ophi­uchi, fourth-br...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart: No Wedding Plans Until Twilight Is Over

Pattinson, Stewart: No Wedding Plans Until Twilight Is Over

Robert Pattinson has told reporters that once the Twilight series is over and done with, he and Kristen (Stewart) will talk about any wedding plans. Pattinson stated that it was extremely difficult for them to be together anywhere while the "Twili...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Snub Twilight Saga: Eclipse UK Premiere

Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Snub Twilight Saga: Eclipse UK Premiere

It's finally here! The latest, reputedly the greatest, Twilight movie - Twilight Saga: Eclipse - premiered in the UK yesterday, writes Vacuous Drivel Correspondent, Lucy Lastick. Devon's Cullompton Cinema was the super-glam venue chosen by Team Tw...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid Of Honour

Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid Of Honour

A text message from our showbiz source, Buffty Ginslinger, caused sharp intakes of breath and gasps of incredulity yesterday afternoon at the Skoob News office, as we were informed that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is set to marry Harry Potter star Em...

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