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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012

Chris Moyles prepares to leave the Radio 1 breakfast show after eight years at the helm Music to my ears... Usain Bolt dating model from Dartford I can't believe this punchlines not Bolter - sorry better. Simon Cowell spotted unshaven with new girl on boat Is Cowell growing a new beard? Rihanna asks London nightclub bouncer "Don't you know who I am?" Bouncer replies "Sorry Riri, didn'...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 26th August 2012

Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4. Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt. Gary's close encounter on The X Factor: CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition. Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet. Celeb Big Brother Latest Julian...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian To Open Up A Restaurant

Kim Kardashian To Open Up A Restaurant

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian has said that she is on Cloud 9 thanks to her boyfriend Kanye West who is forever complementing her on her hair, her make up, and her badonkadonk. She recently expressed to iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she ha...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Spotted by Google Earth Near Lost Pyramids

Kim Kardashian Spotted by Google Earth Near Lost Pyramids

Researchers using Google Earth were amazed recently when they discovered some "lost" pyramids in Egypt. Amazement turned to complete shock when they spotted a beautiful woman near the entrance of one of the pyramids. The woman had long black ha...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says, "Dead Animals Make Beautiful Coats And Some Taste Good"

Lady Gaga Says, "Dead Animals Make Beautiful Coats And Some Taste Good"

Lady Gaga sighted in the cross hairs, then pulled the trigger on animal rights saying in essence, "I respect your rights to not wear, fur, boa, python, leather, lamb, wool, crocodile, alligator and not to mention the occasional shank steak", so pleas...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry has enlisted in the Paris Hilton Agencies growing roster of celebrity clients. Any time there is blatant exploitation of a celebutant you have to start thinking, is this a Paris Hilton media manipulation? Paris was behind the Lin...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...

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Funny story: The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty

DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

Lady Gaga Denies She's Changing Music Genres

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga flew out to the Left Coast to have dinner at one of her favorite all-time eateries, The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. Ever since Lady Ga first patronized the eating establishment five years ago she has made it a point to visit th...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian's New Reality Game Show

Khloe Kardashian's New Reality Game Show

LOS ANGELES - The tallest of the Kardashian sisters, Khloe Kardashian, who stands 5-foot-10-inches tall, has just announced that she has agreed to star in a new reality game show. Unlike her other cable show Khloe & Lamar, which co-stars her h...

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Funny story: Kris "Mama" Kardashian-Jenner Cheating

Kris "Mama" Kardashian-Jenner Cheating

BEVERLY HILLS - Kris Kardashian-Jenner, the mother of the "K-Girls" Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney reportedly is not very good at the "Cheating Game." According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres the 56-year-old Kardashian matriarch has be...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Considering Dumping Kanye West

Kim Kardashian Considering Dumping Kanye West

LOS ANGELES - Kim Kardashian says that she has always known that she was destined for celebrityhood. She recently revealed in an interview with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo that ever since ending her 72-day marriage to Kris "Double D...

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Funny story: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian To Record An Album

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian To Record An Album

LOS ANGELES - Word out of LaLaLand is that Kanye West and his girlfriend Kim Kardashian will be heading into the recording studio very soon. The two have been planning on recording an album to be titled Kanye & Kim Sing The Hits of Taylor Swif...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Rejected Reality Shows

A List of 10 Rejected Reality Shows

HOLLYWOOD - Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director with The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just released a list of 10 reality shows that did not make the cut. Mr. Pennypocket stated that the reasons why some of the shows did not make it onto the television viewing schedule range from use of a unusually large amount of expletives to the reality show actors a...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Accidentally Texts Boyfriend Kanye West That She Is Getting Bored With Him

Kim Kardashian Accidentally Texts Boyfriend Kanye West That She Is Getting Bored With Him

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has just done the worst thing that a text messager could ever possibly do. She has accidentally sent a text message to her boyfriend, Kanye West, when she meant to send it to her sister Khloe instead. Kim told...

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