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Funny story: Sodomites Demand Procreative Right To Bear Children

Sodomites Demand Procreative Right To Bear Children

With New York joining other states in legalizing gay marriage, it seems that it will be just a matter of time until they not only change the definition of marriage to include same-sex partners, but they demand that they be granted procreative rights.

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Funny story: Leeds Utd Granny hooligirl gets arrested then banned!

Leeds Utd Granny hooligirl gets arrested then banned!

It could only happen to a Leeds Utd hooligirl/granny because they are the only team in the country that have them. Leeds Utd are renowned for their very dodgy Hooligan fraternity, they begin at the early age of 2 months and continue right up to re...

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Funny story: Get Drunk...It's For The Kids!!!

Get Drunk...It's For The Kids!!!

A lot of different communities have started a recycling program, commonly called "Cans for Kids". The concept is to collect and recycle aluminum cans and have the proceeds go towards things such as children's education. Many of these programs have...

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Funny story: Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Government Crackdown on Children's Holidays!

Since 2002 when it became illegal for parents to take their children on holiday during school term time the government estimate some 46% of British parents have broken that law. In theory parents risk being fined up to £2500 for committing the offen...

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Funny story: "Double Dutch" football club sign 18 month old toddler!

"Double Dutch" football club sign 18 month old toddler!

Venlo, Holland: The local professional footie team, VVV Venlo have just made an amazing signing, an 18 month-old toddler, the youngest player ever to signed by a pro-club on the planet. The reason they signed the toddler was You Tube, which showed...

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Funny story: Kids Get Their Own Airline: NoiseAirBlue

Kids Get Their Own Airline: NoiseAirBlue

A major air carrier announced today that it will be starting a new airline. Their slogan: "all children, all noise, all the time." A spokesman for NoiseAirBlue said, "We're proud to give the adult flying public something they've been beggi...

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Funny story: Get off your horse, and play with your Barbie

Get off your horse, and play with your Barbie

Playing cowboys and Indians has been enjoyed by children since the 1940s, but now, a toy manufacturer has been ordered to halt the production of all items having to do with the popular wild west activity. The decision was made after a five year o...

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Funny story: Children's Museum Beset by Problems

Children's Museum Beset by Problems

Sofa, Iowa - folks in this river city town were delighted when a consultant suggested a children's museum as a way to draw people away from more popular Iowa tourist destinations. An editorial in the local paper even suggested that the museum cou...

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Funny story: Waffle iron claims family of ten

Waffle iron claims family of ten

Allentown, PA - A family of ten in central Allentown is deceased due to a waffle iron left plugged in. According to Constable Finass of Allentown, the Schinerkraut family all died due to a deadly combination of deadly neural-toxins. Mrs. Schiner...

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Funny story: Eensy Weensy Spider - written to attract younger readers to the Spoof.

Eensy Weensy Spider - written to attract younger readers to the Spoof.

In an effort to attract younger readers to The Spoof, one writer has come up with the idea of writing especially for the kiddies. The following is her first attempt and, hopefully, not her last. Eensy Weensy Spider Gets Stuck in the Water Spout A near tradegy struck the Spider family this afternoon when Eensy Weensy Spider did not return home at the designated time. His mom of "Won't...

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Funny story: PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has just been asked to investigate allegations of a case in Phoenix where sock puppets at The Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick Day Care Center are being mistreated. An unnamed...

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Funny story: Bizarre Plans For New Reading Tests

Bizarre Plans For New Reading Tests

The Coalition Government has announced strange new plans for reading tests for 6 year olds. A spokesperson for the Department of Education confirmed that children in England would be the subject of "an innovative approach to the testing of one's r...

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Funny story: Rod Stewart compared to old woman in shoe

Rod Stewart compared to old woman in shoe

As a pensioner, Rod Stewart has recently become increasingly confused over both the number of ex-wives and the number of children he has, more so now that another Stewart is on the way. His eldest daughter, who might not necessarily be his eldest,...

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Funny story: The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The 10 Most Unpopular Children's Products Of 2010

The National Coalition for The Testing of Children's Products recently held its annual convention and seminar at The Wheat Penny Coliseum in Topeka, Kansas. Coalition Executive Director Baisley W. Nelliepicker stated that the 783 members who were present voted on the most unpopular children's products of the past year. THE 10 MOST UNPOPULAR CHILDRENS PRODUCTS Of 2010 * Asparagus Flavored...

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Funny story: New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America

New Children Dietary Guidelines Released By Sh-tty Parents Alliance Of America

The Sh-tty Parents Alliance of America, a watchdog group for parents who are only interested in keeping their kids alive until they're eighteen, has taken the bold step of releasing its recommended dietary guidelines for children. "The guidelines...

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Funny story: My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

My son used the tooth fairy to disprove God

I've no idea how I managed to produce not one, but two children who were advanced analytical thinkers whilst their age was still in single figures. However, I did. They have both, independently come to the conclusion that there is no god by very different means. My eldest used deductive reasoning. He'd lost a few teeth, and got the obligatory tooth fairy exchange rate. One tooth, he neglecte...

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Funny story: Moral Guardians Blame Education for Youth Crime

Moral Guardians Blame Education for Youth Crime

LONDON - Books. TV. Films. Video-games. Now, education. What do they have in common? They're all blamed for teen violence. It's education's turn, which is total irony. History lessons are bearing the brunt of the forces of moral guardians, however...

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