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Funny story: Katie Price quits jungle after anusfest

Katie Price quits jungle after anusfest

Eating a kangaroo's anus was the last straw for Katie Price, aka Jordan and she has now quite the celebrity jungle, with a bitter riposte that "everything there was shit or if it wasn't shit it was an actual shitter." With an invaluable week's wor...

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Funny story: Letter To Katie. Gone But Not For Long.

Letter To Katie. Gone But Not For Long.

It is with great sadness that I can confirm Katie Price has left the jungle. The bongo bosomed broad finally had enough of the trials set for her by the voting public. Will she finally now understand that people don't like her very much? Will s...

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Funny story: Local Man Wakes Up To Find Big Blonde Woman Eating Kangaroo Testicles On The Telly.

Local Man Wakes Up To Find Big Blonde Woman Eating Kangaroo Testicles On The Telly.

Local man, Damian Hogan this evening awoke from a nap, only to be confronted by a big chunky blonde woman choking on kangaroo testicles in the jungle. "WTF?!" Hogan shreiked, before realising that he was watching 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of H...

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Funny story: I'm A Celeb Is Just Plain Boring Say Critics

I'm A Celeb Is Just Plain Boring Say Critics

A Brit reality TV show was today slated by critics as just a continual version of the same old crap, recycled over and over again. Katie Price, aka Jordan, glamour model and celebrity slapper has provided a smidgin of interest, but apart from her,...

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Funny story: Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.

Katie Price Contemplates Leg Implants.

Katie Price, aka former glamour model Jordan reacted badly when she was shown recorded footage of herself in 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here', the crap reality TV show presented by Ant and Dec. Katie, aka Jordan was horrified by TV images whic...

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Funny story: Jordan aka Katie Price's Jungle Challenges - Are They A Conspiracy By The Bildabungalow Group?

Jordan aka Katie Price's Jungle Challenges - Are They A Conspiracy By The Bildabungalow Group?

Poor old Katie Price. Her return to the jungle in star-studded I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has resulted in her phone poll nomination to partake in every 'Bushtucker Trial' has been regarded as an innate hostility harboured for her by the Great...

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Funny story: Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!

Katie Come On Down, The Price Is Right!

Blimp chested media seeking missile Katie Price today caused havoc at the I'm A Non Celebrity base camp. Ms Price was reportedly embroiled in a heated argument with production officials in a bid to garner yet more money for her already over paid a...

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Funny story: Katie Price 'Putting It On' Say Docs.

Katie Price 'Putting It On' Say Docs.

For years we all thought gargantuan jugged bint Katie Price was a complete self absorbed, waste of space airhead. Well readers, turns out we were wrong. Doctors Pratt and Stanley, of Essex, revealed today that Price was infact 'putting it on'. "It...

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Funny story: Andre set to enter jungle, again.

Andre set to enter jungle, again.

The producers of, 'I'm a minor celebrity...give me exposure', must be rubbing their Armani clad thighs with glee today after 90's pop sensation Peter Andre agreed to go back in to the jungle. It's been reported that Peter has been paid a whopping...

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Funny story: I'm Just A Cockroach - Get Me Out Of Here!

I'm Just A Cockroach - Get Me Out Of Here!

An Australian cockroach called 'Ned Kelly Cockroach' or 'Ned' to his mates today gave a graphic account of an ordeal he endured whilst minding his own business in an Aussie jungle cave with thousands of his mates. It appears that the cockroaches w...

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Funny story: Terror Group Responsible For Price

Terror Group Responsible For Price

Al Qaeda have claimed responsibilty for the presence of Katie Price in the new series of I'm A Non Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here. The mountainous fronted star of lad's mags the world over joined other non entities, in the trial based game show se...

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Funny story: Katie Price aka Jordan Incinerated At Edenbridge

Katie Price aka Jordan Incinerated At Edenbridge

Peter Andre, estranged husband of strange glamour model cum reality TV star and ultra-successful drunken slapper Katie Price aka Jordan was reported to be clapping his hands and dancing around the garden of his Brighton home like a demented meerkat u...

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Funny story: Lembit Opik Dumps Katie Green His Gorgeously Beautiful "Lingerie Model" Girlfriend

Lembit Opik Dumps Katie Green His Gorgeously Beautiful "Lingerie Model" Girlfriend

LONDON - British Liberal Democrat Politician Lembit Opik has surprised family, friends, fellow politicians, and most of the members of the free world by dumping a woman who literally oozes sex. Katie Green, the full-figured beautifully gorgeous go...

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Funny story: Katie Price Takes Jordan To High Court

Katie Price Takes Jordan To High Court

The Double 'D' Life of Jordan. - Katie Price had her day in court with her arch nemesis and alter ego Jordan today. The case came about after Miss Price claimed Jordan was ruining her career through vile public exhibitionism and idiocy. "I was get...

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Funny story: Jordan to not visit British soldiers to boost Taleban morale

Jordan to not visit British soldiers to boost Taleban morale

Plastic-chested model and television celebrity Katie Price, who calls herself Jordan after her obvious heroine from the 1970s, today announced she was going to Afghanistan to boost the morale of the hard-pressed Taleban soldiers there. 'Who's Jord...

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Funny story: Scriptwriter's Strike Halts Jordan

Scriptwriter's Strike Halts Jordan

Sub-porn star Jordan, aka Katie Price, faces disaster as her script writer quit, it was reported yesterday. Speaking with the aid of a piece of paper with double-spaced typing in a large sans-serif font on it the silicone-based life-form elaborated...

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Funny story: Teddy Sheringham: "The rumours are not true"

Teddy Sheringham: "The rumours are not true"

Former England footballer Teddy Sheringham has told journalists that the loathsome rumours currently circulating about him are emphatically not true. He has completely dismissed any claims that he is intending to come out of retirement to play for B...

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