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Funny story: Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!

Diana At 50: new pics published on iconic birthday!

London - Daily Sickbag pics of the Princess have appeared showing some digitally enhanced remains buried at Althorp. The accompanying news feature probes Diana's likely innermost psyche to reveal her 'delight' at new daughter-in-law Kate. The t...

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Funny story: Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

Hackers hunting for 'proof' of Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy 2000

London - Hackers and conspiracy nutz are trying to hunt down a Kate Middleton 'baby' born in Italy during a gap year stint at a Machiavellian - er...Florentine! - language school. A complex matrix of cyberspace erasures and deletions detected in r...

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Funny story: Giant zit appears on Kate's temple

Giant zit appears on Kate's temple

Temple of the Mount, Windsore - Smothered in nearly an inch of industrial strength concealer make-up the huge pus-filled globule looked in imminent danger of bursting at today's medal handout ceremony. It sprang up, crap circle-like, above her lef...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, wears a dress

Taking the worlds of fashion by storm, as it was raining really heavily at the time, Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge arrived at a Royal Engagement wearing a dress. The Royal Engagement of Prince Kevin of Mayo to Princess Chardonnay of Toxteth...

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Funny story: 'Bigamy no hindrance' as softsoap campaign pushes for plum William Canada role

'Bigamy no hindrance' as softsoap campaign pushes for plum William Canada role

London - Secret plans to elevate His Royal Altitude to the rank of Canada's governor-general are being rolled out by the government. The position comes with a raft of attractive gravy train handouts - including an annual $500,000 dress allowance f...

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Funny story: Graphologists reckon Kate is nuts

Graphologists reckon Kate is nuts

London - 'Borderline fruitcake with delusions of grandeur' and 'marginally less loopy than Princess Diana'. That's one handwriting expert's analysis of the Middleton scrawl following a sneak preview of her Prenup Agreement signature published toda...

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Funny story: Curiously asexual Wills/Kate chemistry...but royal bride sizzles with brother-in-law Harry!

Curiously asexual Wills/Kate chemistry...but royal bride sizzles with brother-in-law Harry!

Windsor - Of course there's been no sex vid or dodgy Kate-and-Harry-at-it shagging pics from her 2007 breakup with William. Yet. Instead a weird platonic aura surrounds the newlyweds who don't touch, cuddle or exchange physical intimacies in...

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Funny story: Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Princess Kate bored to death at "Drooping of the Colour"

Kate Middleton had to perform one of her first difficult royal duties today, when she was forced to sit through the "Trooping of the Colour" for three solid hours! A friend of the Princess said, "She was so bored, she had to drink a can of Red Bul...

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Funny story: Austerity Britain taxpayers stung for £££ millions in Kate and Wills protection racket

Austerity Britain taxpayers stung for £££ millions in Kate and Wills protection racket

London - The costs of maintaining Prince William and his pushy, calculating gold-digger wife have skyrocketed out of control. And British mug punter taxpayers are sleepwalking their way to bankrolling the entire fraudulent freakshow. That's the...

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Funny story: Hacking Kate Middleton's Phone Was A Waste Of Time - Private Investigator

Hacking Kate Middleton's Phone Was A Waste Of Time - Private Investigator

A private investigator who claims to know Jonathan Rees - allegedly the notorious News Of The World phone hacker, has claimed that hacking the Duchess Of Cambridge's mobile phone was a complete waste of time. Phil Marlowe, of Catford claims to hav...

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Funny story: William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour

William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour

London - He's taking no chances after Saturday's Epsom Salts - er...Derby! - fiasco that saw talking whorse Carlton House strip punch-drunk Brits of £25million in failed bets. This coming weekend silly self-publicist/mug punter Prince William aims...

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Funny story: Palace Concerns Over Duchess' Death Wish

Palace Concerns Over Duchess' Death Wish

Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the Queen and other senior members of the Royal household have expressed concerns that the Duchess of Windsor may have a death wish. Such is the level of concern, its expected that a personal counsellor...

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Funny story: Scientists discover a third Middleton sister

Scientists discover a third Middleton sister

Sweaty-palmed boffins at the University of California have made an astonishing discovery we can all enjoy - a new Middleton sister. The nerdy scientists from the SETI team were searching for hot extra-terrestrial babes to gawp at last week, until the...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

ARLINGTON, Texas - April saw the Royal Wedding take place in London, England between Prince William and Kate Middleton. And now May has seen the Cowboy Wedding take place in Arlington, Texas between Tony Romo and Candice Crawford. Romo, of the...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters Are Feuding Over Who Will Be The First To Interview Pippa Middleton

Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters Are Feuding Over Who Will Be The First To Interview Pippa Middleton

CHICAGO - The two biggest interviewers in the nation are starting to carry on over which one will be the first to interview the world's most famous maid of honor, Pippa Middleton. Pippa, the sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge,...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Honeymoon Suite Needed Bed Replacement for Obama's Visit

Buckingham Palace Honeymoon Suite Needed Bed Replacement for Obama's Visit

Adding just a touch of embarrassment to President Obama's visit to Buckingham Palace, the visiting Presidential couple was made to wait before retiring for the evening, while the bed frame was replaced in what had been the Honeymoon Suite for William...

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Funny story: Royal hoaxers Kate & Wills not invited to State Banquet 'in case Cherie has a hissy fit!'

Royal hoaxers Kate & Wills not invited to State Banquet 'in case Cherie has a hissy fit!'

London - Scrounging royal benefit impostors Kate Fiddleton and Wee Willy Wales are off the VIP list for tonight's state banquet shindig. Tony Blair's bastard son by JK Rowling and Cherie Booth's daughter by Bill Clinton are personae non grata at t...

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