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Funny story: Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with…

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Funny story: Rare Sighting Of Two Dogs With Four Assholes In Oval Office

Rare Sighting Of Two Dogs With Four Assholes In Oval Office

BILLINGSGATE POST: Most presidents are satisfied with having but one dog during their time in the White House. But Joe Biden has two, both German Shepherds, that were adopted by him before he moved in. There have been countless variations of the s…

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Funny story: Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Biden Orders All Flagpoles Sawn Down To Half Mast

Washington, D.C.- After a stirring and emotionally short speech on Monday, acknowledging half-a-million U.S. Covid-19 deaths, President Biden then ordered a more drastic step, signing into law what officials are calling, The Flagpole Act. After co…

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Funny story: Ground Rules: Trump Runner vs Wile E Biden

Ground Rules: Trump Runner vs Wile E Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: Some of the author’s readers might recall stories where he has written about Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner. Now, with some license requested, the reader will be transformed into an imaginary world, where they will be made witne…

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Funny story: Mayan Professor Predicts End Of World: “Will Not Survive Biden Administration”

Mayan Professor Predicts End Of World: “Will Not Survive Biden Administration”

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s not easy to predict the end of the world. Not just because no one will be around to validate the prediction, but because very few colleges offer courses on the subject. Other than La Fontaine College, the Harvard of the Carib…

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Funny story: Biden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds

Biden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds

BILLINGSGATE POST: In his latest Executive Order, President Biden decreed that revolving fire hydrants be installed on the White House grounds, having grown tired of seeing his two mutts, Champ and Major, lift their legs to pee on the existing hydra…

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Funny story: Secret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil

Secret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen sooner or later. While Vice-President under Barack Obama, there were complaints by female Secret Service Agents that they were uncomfortable when they were forced to watch Sleepy Joe take his morning swim in the Wh…

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Funny story: Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

Trump And Biden Caught Singing Duet At Washington Karaoke Bar

BILLINGSGATE POST: During this morning's White House briefing, Press Secretary Jen Psaki confirmed the rumor that President Biden and Donald Trump were seen together at Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar last night, with their arms around each other…

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Funny story: Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

Biden Shares His Hamburger Helper With His Dogs

BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s been well-documented that Joe Biden was tripped and felled by one of his adopted German Shepherds that he brought with him to the White House just lately. Not so well-documented is that he shares his daily rations with Champ…

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Funny story: Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

Biden To Ban Pygmy-Dwarf Tossing

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his forty-first executive order, President Biden banned the use of Pygmy-dwarfs in any games which utilize little people under four feet tall in a game similar to dart throwing - except, instead of using darts, the contesta…

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Funny story: Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak

Maybe Biden's penis looks like a baby corn, says GOP strategist planning fake news leak

A senior GOP strategist reportedly tabled the idea they could damage US President Joe Biden's reputation by leaking a fake news story about how unflattering the President's penis was, especially when compared to former president Donald Trump's, accor…

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Funny story: MY TWEET: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Trumpbirds Are Tweeting

MY TWEET: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Trumpbirds Are Tweeting

BILLINGSGATE POST: The world, as we have known it, is not the same. A pencil-neck geek, a virtual parakeet, with a vocabulary so limited that listeners wince when he squawks, now has the pedestal. Like his old boss, Barry the Parrot, he couldn’t spea…

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Talks To Vladimir: A Transcript Of The Private Conversation

Sleepy Joe Talks To Vladimir: A Transcript Of The Private Conversation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not all conversations are equal. But if you ever wished you were a fly on the wall, here’s your chance: This past Tuesday, President Biden was awakened from his Deep State sleep by the ringing of his ACME RED XXX TOP SECRET PHO…

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Funny story: Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

BILLINGSGATE POST: The list goes on: Some self-righteous, dope-addled employee of Twitter has pulled the switch again, this time on President Biden. After cutting off President Trump, the My Pillow guy, Beaver Crossing farmer, Elmer Smuckmeister, an…

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Funny story: Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris

Giggle-End’s Island: Starring Sleepy Joe Biden And Kamala “Giggles” Harris

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala “Giggles” Harris have landed on Giggle-End’s Island (Washington), it’s not too farfetched to note the comparison of Sleepy Joe as Gilligan (Bob Denver) and Kamala as Ginger Grant played by sexp…

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Funny story: Trump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press

Trump's note to Biden at The Oval Office (now framed and under glass) leaked to the press

World leaders and social media are expressing outrage that Mr. Trump's farewell note to Mr. Biden has been exposed. Mr. Biden described the note as “a very generous letter.” Meanwhile, Mr. Bin Salman and Mr. Netanyahu have led a chorus of angr…

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Funny story: Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…

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