Field reporters from the Howard Stern show discovered strong support for McCain's policies and VP choice in Harlem. To the surprise of many, it appears Obama supporters there, have mixed views on these basic GOP issues. Interviewing 'voters on the...
Da Nang (IPP) - The Viet Cong (VC) announced today that they are endorsing John McCain for President. It is also believed that the North Vietnamese Regular Army (NVRA) will follow suit. The announcement came during VC festivities being held at th...
Seattle, Washington (IPP) - Senator McCain made a stop yesterday at the nation's largest annual Ham Radio gathering in Seattle, Washington. He promised every ham radio operator at the world famous Hamfest a free radio in 2009 if he is elected. Up...
Polyandry, CA - In an historic deal struck days before the upcoming presidential vote, candidates Barack Obama and John McCain have brokered a power sharing plan that would avert either of them loosing the election. "It's quite simple really," ex...
Seattle, Washington - ATM customers across the country are reporting banking errors to their branch managers, complaining that every time they withdraw cash at the automated teller machine, they get a prerecorded message thanking them for casting the...
SWEET LIPS, Tennessee - Senator John McCain told one of his closet advisers, Cody that he realizes that he messed up royally when he picked Sarah Palin to be his running mate. "Cory," he said, "I messed up royally when I picked Sarah Palmer to be my running mate." Cody corrected him, "Ah sir, my name's Cody and her name's Palin." And McCain asked, "Palin?...Palin Palmer? Hell I've been...
In a final effort to sharpen up his presidential campaign, Republican Candidate John McCain has his volunteers working up and down the nation's highways in one final effort. "Since I have little money left", stated the Arizona Senator, "In the middle of the night I get this great idea. Remember those old Burma Shave signs when you were young? Oh well, I do. I was only in my thirties and those s...
(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything." (Hollywood--CA) Th...
Scotch tape has been discovered to emit X-rays in zero-gravity. The reasonably priced made-in-Scotland product has been an essential part of the life of all the peoples of the planet. Due to a patent on the magically invisible sticky stuff, it ca...
Washington, D.C. - In an attempt to calm the waters over the controversy of the RNC purchasing $150,000 worth of clothing for vice-presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, the McCain campaign has announced today that it is putting up Palin's underwear for...
NEW YORK, NY (Friggemall Wire Services) -- The latest poll shows Republican Presidential nominee John McCain with a huge lead over Democratic rival Barack Obama in the octogenarian males wearing shorts with tall, dark-colored socks demographic. "M...
LOS ANGELES, California - Sony BMG Music in conjunction with Hip Hop Hip Hip Hooray Records has just announced that they have signed Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin to a $5 million recording contract. McCain and Palin have already agreed to go into the recording studio on November 5, and start working on the 10-song Rap CD. MAC & RACK - UNPLUGGED, COMBED-OVER, AND CLUELESS...
Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has angered some sections of US society after it was revealed that, in the two months since August, she has spent an astronomical amount of Party money on her image upgrade - including $92,000 on a handbag and matc...
Right in his own backyard, John McCain has found evidence that using Palin-tology (the scientific method that Sarah Palin has cited to deny the endangered status to Polo bears and Beluga Whales), you can prove that dinosaurs are not an endangered spe...
LOMBARD, IL (Friggemall Wire Services) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain surprised his staff and supporters by announcing this morning that he is temporarily suspending his campaign for three days, effectively immediately. "There wil...
Germantown, PA - Cindy McCain, CEO and heiress to one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States, is taking her husband's flagging presidential campaign directly to the people. Mrs McCain is using her vast beer distr...
Washington, D.C. - Under the cover story of having to shutdown the LHC experiment early at CERN for repairs, the GOP has been secretly conducting a little experiment of its own. Disguised as the facility's janitorial crew, mopping up floors, chan...
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