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Funny story: Harlem Voters Dream Ticket: Obama-Palin

Harlem Voters Dream Ticket: Obama-Palin

Field reporters from the Howard Stern show discovered strong support for McCain's policies and VP choice in Harlem. To the surprise of many, it appears Obama supporters there, have mixed views on these basic GOP issues. Interviewing 'voters on the...

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Funny story: Viet Cong Endorse John McCain

Viet Cong Endorse John McCain

Da Nang (IPP) - The Viet Cong (VC) announced today that they are endorsing John McCain for President. It is also believed that the North Vietnamese Regular Army (NVRA) will follow suit. The announcement came during VC festivities being held at th...

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Funny story: Ham Radio in Every Pot McCain Promises

Ham Radio in Every Pot McCain Promises

Seattle, Washington (IPP) - Senator McCain made a stop yesterday at the nation's largest annual Ham Radio gathering in Seattle, Washington. He promised every ham radio operator at the world famous Hamfest a free radio in 2009 if he is elected. Up...

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Funny story: Obama, McCain Reach Power Sharing Agreement - Both to Share Sarah Palin as Vice-President

Obama, McCain Reach Power Sharing Agreement - Both to Share Sarah Palin as Vice-President

Polyandry, CA - In an historic deal struck days before the upcoming presidential vote, candidates Barack Obama and John McCain have brokered a power sharing plan that would avert either of them loosing the election. "It's quite simple really," ex...

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Funny story: People reporting ATMs casting votes for McCain instead of dispensing cash

People reporting ATMs casting votes for McCain instead of dispensing cash

Seattle, Washington - ATM customers across the country are reporting banking errors to their branch managers, complaining that every time they withdraw cash at the automated teller machine, they get a prerecorded message thanking them for casting the...

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Funny story: John McCain Admits He Messed Up Picking Sarah Palin

John McCain Admits He Messed Up Picking Sarah Palin

SWEET LIPS, Tennessee - Senator John McCain told one of his closet advisers, Cody that he realizes that he messed up royally when he picked Sarah Palin to be his running mate. "Cory," he said, "I messed up royally when I picked Sarah Palmer to be my running mate." Cody corrected him, "Ah sir, my name's Cody and her name's Palin." And McCain asked, "Palin?...Palin Palmer? Hell I've been...

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Funny story: McCain Tries New Strategy

McCain Tries New Strategy

In a final effort to sharpen up his presidential campaign, Republican Candidate John McCain has his volunteers working up and down the nation's highways in one final effort. "Since I have little money left", stated the Arizona Senator, "In the middle of the night I get this great idea. Remember those old Burma Shave signs when you were young? Oh well, I do. I was only in my thirties and those s...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?

(Washington, D.C.) To once and for all prove that that he's not too old to handle the responsibilities of President, John McCain has contacted the producer of the reality show "Survivor", Mark Burnett, asking Burnett to let him compete. Addressing the move at a press conference this week, McCain said, "If I can survive an endorsement from George Bush, I can survive anything." (Hollywood--CA) Th...

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Funny story: Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch Tape Emits X-Rays and Saves Pennies; McCain Adds it to His Healthcareless Plan!

Scotch tape has been discovered to emit X-rays in zero-gravity. The reasonably priced made-in-Scotland product has been an essential part of the life of all the peoples of the planet. Due to a patent on the magically invisible sticky stuff, it ca...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

Washington, D.C. - In an attempt to calm the waters over the controversy of the RNC purchasing $150,000 worth of clothing for vice-presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, the McCain campaign has announced today that it is putting up Palin's underwear for...

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Funny story: Poll: McCain heavily favored by elderly men wearing shorts with dark socks

Poll: McCain heavily favored by elderly men wearing shorts with dark socks

NEW YORK, NY (Friggemall Wire Services) -- The latest poll shows Republican Presidential nominee John McCain with a huge lead over Democratic rival Barack Obama in the octogenarian males wearing shorts with tall, dark-colored socks demographic. "M...

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Funny story: McCain and Palin ('Mac & Rack') To Record A Rap CD

McCain and Palin ('Mac & Rack') To Record A Rap CD

LOS ANGELES, California - Sony BMG Music in conjunction with Hip Hop Hip Hip Hooray Records has just announced that they have signed Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin to a $5 million recording contract. McCain and Palin have already agreed to go into the recording studio on November 5, and start working on the 10-song Rap CD. MAC & RACK - UNPLUGGED, COMBED-OVER, AND CLUELESS...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has angered some sections of US society after it was revealed that, in the two months since August, she has spent an astronomical amount of Party money on her image upgrade - including $92,000 on a handbag and matc...

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Funny story: McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

Right in his own backyard, John McCain has found evidence that using Palin-tology (the scientific method that Sarah Palin has cited to deny the endangered status to Polo bears and Beluga Whales), you can prove that dinosaurs are not an endangered spe...

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Funny story: McCain suspends campaign for nap, bingo

McCain suspends campaign for nap, bingo

LOMBARD, IL (Friggemall Wire Services) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain surprised his staff and supporters by announcing this morning that he is temporarily suspending his campaign for three days, effectively immediately. "There wil...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Cindy McCain Sponsors Free Beer Oktoberfest to Boost Sagging Husband's Campaign

Germantown, PA - Cindy McCain, CEO and heiress to one of the largest Anheuser-Busch beer distributors in the United States, is taking her husband's flagging presidential campaign directly to the people. Mrs McCain is using her vast beer distr...

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Funny story: The Bradley "Butterfly" Effect recreated at CERN for the last time

The Bradley "Butterfly" Effect recreated at CERN for the last time

Washington, D.C. - Under the cover story of having to shutdown the LHC experiment early at CERN for repairs, the GOP has been secretly conducting a little experiment of its own. Disguised as the facility's janitorial crew, mopping up floors, chan...

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