Showing:

Funny satire stories about Jesus

Try another search?

Funny story: Brazil to Place 40-foot Mitre Atop Christ the Redeemer Statue

Brazil to Place 40-foot Mitre Atop Christ the Redeemer Statue

News of the new Christ the King statue being erected in Swiebodzin, Poland that will be the tallest Christ statue in the world has Brazilians a bit ticked off. Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro has been regarded as one of the two...

Read full story
Funny story: New Revelations

New Revelations

Golden tablets were recently unearthed in Jeruselum, that, when translated, shocked Dr. Omar Majawahar, Dean of Antiquities at the Universidad de Jandahar in Mecca. Shawn Dibble, graduate student at the Universidad, from Piqua, Ohio, was digging a...

Read full story
Funny story: Rooney - I'm Bigger Than Jesus

Rooney - I'm Bigger Than Jesus

He's not the first Scouser to get into trouble for insisting that he's bigger than Jesus, but just like the Beatles before him, want-away plastic Manc Wayne Rooney insists that his comments were taken out of context. Apparently Rooney, 24, was ref...

Read full story
Funny story: Polish Jesus Christ picked as destructor for newest Ghostbusters flick

Polish Jesus Christ picked as destructor for newest Ghostbusters flick

Only two days after Telegraph.co.uk reported on its website that in November the Polish town Swiebodzin will finish building the 33 meters high statue of Jesus Christ, Access Hollywood revealed on Wednesday that the effigy has already attracted the f...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus Declines Dinner Invite from Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

Jesus Declines Dinner Invite from Congresswoman Michele Bachmann

"Sorry, Michele, I'm busy that night," was the unfortunate reply to Congresswoman, Michele Bachmann's invitation to dinner to none other than Jesus Christ, her personal Lord and Savior. The woman from Minnesota was crushed. "Sure, I got definite y...

Read full story
Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church Gets Visit

Westboro Baptist Church Gets Visit

Today, Jesus arrived at Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas City. The weather outside is hot and humid. The look on Jesus' face is one of disappointment. He is in town to confront Fred Phelps for misrepresenting God. "It is rare for me to make special trips like this, but I felt it was time for me to stop this bigot from causing more harm in my name," Jesus said. "I can't believe how this man se...

Read full story
Funny story: Ron Johnson Blames Jesus for High Taxes, Medicare and Social Security

Ron Johnson Blames Jesus for High Taxes, Medicare and Social Security

Madison, WI-- Ron Johnson who is the republican nominee for the senate seat currently held by Russ Feingold came out and made some bold statements. "I believe Jesus is to blame for the large burden of Social Security, Medicare and taxes on the ri...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim peopl...

Read full story
Funny story: Area Man Curses Jesus Nightlight

Area Man Curses Jesus Nightlight

HARLINGEN, TX - A nightlight designed to represent an image of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ caused Christopher Baker, area father of two to explode in a torrent of obscenities on Monday when he was unable to complete the simple task of changing i...

Read full story
Funny story: Andy Murray beats Hurricane Earl in straight sets at the US Open

Andy Murray beats Hurricane Earl in straight sets at the US Open

Andy Murray took on the forces of Mother Nature today in his second round match in the US Open, and won. Hurricane Earl, ranked 115th in the World was no match for the Scot who played some majestic tennis against the Category 4 storm to beat him i...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus washes his hands to be free of "Christian" label

Jesus washes his hands to be free of "Christian" label

NEW JURUSALEM (ABSNN) -- Jesus of Nazareth, AKA "The Christ," called a news conference in his tiny Arab hometown today, and like Pontius Pilate, the Roman Governor of Judea who gave The Son of God over to the Christ-Killing Jews, washed his hands in...

Read full story
Funny story: Glenn Beck Believes He's More Popular than Jesus AND the Beatles

Glenn Beck Believes He's More Popular than Jesus AND the Beatles

Glenn Beck originally attacked John Lennon posthumously for his quote "We are more popular than Jesus now." However, Beck recently admitted he now knows exactly what Lennon was referring to when he said those words. Beck now believes that not only is...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus gets ASBO

Jesus gets ASBO

We can exclusively reveal that Jesus has today been handed an ASBO in a surprising turn of events at the High Court. Ruling for the prosecution in the case Judge Gary Baldi said "The evidence was overwhelming in the end - he has to be taught a les...

Read full story
Funny story: Glen Coffee: 'I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go'; Christ: 'Is that how this works? You tell me when it's time to do something?"

Glen Coffee: 'I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go'; Christ: 'Is that how this works? You tell me when it's time to do something?"

Glen Coffee's stunned both 49ers fans and the Holy Trinity today when he retired at 23, saying that football was no longer his passion and "I've Already Told Christ It's Time to Go." "Ok, sorry. I've been reading this Book all wrong," said Jesus o...

Read full story
Funny story: Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast

Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast

TALLAHASSEE, Fl. - Christ today again came out against drilling for oil off Florida's pristine shoreline saying that if God had intended for oil to be pumped from Florida's shores, he would have made it easier to get legislation passed in the Florida...

Read full story
Funny story: Connection Made Between Rand Paul and Bong Hits for Jesus

Connection Made Between Rand Paul and Bong Hits for Jesus

Just hours after the story broke in GQ magazine about the woman claiming to have been kidnapped and made to smoke pot from a bong by Rand Paul, another bombshell has hit the newsstands-Rand Paul may be the person behind the pop culture saying "Bo...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Jesus "disappointed" that The Devil has more Facebook friends

Jesus Christ announced today through a Facebook status that he is "disappointed" that The Devil has more online friends than him. He later commented on his own status and declared that he was "starting to regret suffering on the cross for everyon...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more