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Funny story: Japanese minister resigns over atomic bomb remarks

Japanese minister resigns over atomic bomb remarks

Japanese defence Minister Fu Kyamutha resigned today after a comment he made in a speech on Saturday was taken the wrong way. Mistakenly believing that everyone had heard the old joke about the Mayor of Hiroshima's last words, the punchline drew...

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Funny story: Former Japanese Prime Minister Stars in Porn Film

Former Japanese Prime Minister Stars in Porn Film

Vivid Entertainment today announced that Junichiro Koizumi will be starring in its upcoming reality porn film, "I Rub You." Koizumi, who was widely reported to be quite the womanizer during his days in politics, will carry out a similar rol...

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Funny story: Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

Metropolitan Police to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists

The Metropolitan Police are to replace safety cameras with Japanese tourists. The Commissioner said "There's already a Japanese tourist taking a picture on every street in London, sometimes more than one. They're low-maintenance, polite,...

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Funny story: Japan Court Rules Against Nappy Headed Hos and Laborers

Japan Court Rules Against Nappy Headed Hos and Laborers

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Tokyo, April 27 - Two rulings were handed down from Japan's highest court as Prime Minister Shinzo Abe tried to head off a resolution on Japan's wartime sex slavery in the House of Representatives during a two-day visit...

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Funny story: Club Masturbation Debuts In Japan

Club Masturbation Debuts In Japan

SHIBUYA, JAPAN-(KOGYARUGO DIGEST) Japan's answer to the spread of Aids has been solved by a new concept in social night club scene technology. Club Masturbation is a place where contraceptives are not needed or...

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Funny story: China's Wen buys over hostile Japan.

China's Wen buys over hostile Japan.

Wen Jiabao flied to Japan recently on the first visit by a Chinese premier in almost seven years.

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Funny story: Don't be Cruel

Don't be Cruel

Former Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi (a huge Elvis Fan) made an impromptu phone call yesterday to North Korean Beloved Leader Kim Jong Il.

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Funny story: Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

Sexy Aliens Attack Japan!

It is being reported that sexy female aliens have begun attacking Japan. The creatures are blue, with black hair, and wear a black sports bra and a dirty, lacy, yellow thong.

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Funny story: Japan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market

Japan moves to protect used schoolgirl panty market

Tokyo- Today Japanese trade minister Yumi Kumimori announced that starting on January 1st 2007 the government will impose a 100% tariff on each pair of imported used schoolgirl panties.

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Funny story: Japanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson

Japanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson

The Japanese health minister has apologized for referring to women as "birth-giving machines," but he didn't escape punishment for his pronouncement.

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Funny story: Escaped Japanese internee discovered after 65 years

Escaped Japanese internee discovered after 65 years

In 1942 President Franklin D. Roosavelt inacted, executive order 9066. This allowed the US Government to bypass Constitutional safeguards leading to the incarceration of over 120,000 US citizens of Asian and Italian decent on the west coast of the U...

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Funny story: World Genital Mutilation Championships Reaches Final

World Genital Mutilation Championships Reaches Final

Tokyo - For the first time since the competition was established in 1931, the annual World Genital Mutilation Championships will not involve a Japanese person.

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Funny story: Suicide rates soar as Japan introduces Hari-Karaoke bars

Suicide rates soar as Japan introduces Hari-Karaoke bars

The latest craze in Japan has been causing concern, as bars have been hosting Hari-Karaoke evenings for depressed Japanese singers.

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Funny story: Live Giant Squid Filmed: Then Consumed Immediately

Live Giant Squid Filmed: Then Consumed Immediately

A magnificent giant squid was captured by Japanese scientists who were disappointed to learn that the mythical creature Godzilla had once again eluded capture. The giant squid was the first of it's species to be caught on video tape.

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Funny story: Pentagon adds feces, urine to list of banned gels & liquids

Pentagon adds feces, urine to list of banned gels & liquids

YOKOTA AIR BASE, Japan -- Soldiers taking the Patriot Express and other military hops face more restrictions than those applied to commercial flights in the United States and other countries following the terrorist threat in the United Kingdom, a Yok...

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Funny story: Korea "Disgruntled" with it's Missiles Supplied by Toys R Us

Korea "Disgruntled" with it's Missiles Supplied by Toys R Us

Toys R Us plans to fight North Korea's pending lawsuit stemming from the fact that every missile that Korea attempts to launch plunges into the Sea of Japan. One "R Us" official said,...

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Funny story: China Looks to enter Automotive Market.

China Looks to enter Automotive Market.

Beijing, P.R.C. -- (Consumer Inquiry) First Japan, then Korea, now yet another emerging economic powerhouse wants to get into the act of keeping the go-go West on the go-go. No longer content with mass producing foreign inspired, low-priced, easy-to...

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