Reality TV Queen Jade Goody has put up with much personal abuse over the years but has always endured it with good grace. However, her patience finally ran out today with a court order cutting the media bully 'Digital Lie' down to size. The site...
Eleven people have been rescued alive after becoming trapped in a Yorkshire Dales hellhole during bad weather. Eight teenagers aged 15 from St. Sodom's School of Latter Day Pederasts in Burnley, Lancashire, were left stranded along with three teac...
A leading cancer research charity has blamed its dramatic fall in revenue on Big Brother racist Jade Goody. Goody, 27, was diagnosed with cancer just over a month ago whilst appearing on India's Big Brother programme. Since the airing of Miss Goo...
Jade Goody, reportedly feeling stronger than ever despite her recent cancer diagnosis, reveals to us her plans to write a new book. "I'm not fick. People are always accusing me of being illegitimate - I can read and write perfeckly, thankyou! I...
Journalists from a national newspaper have today issued a public apology to Big Brother celebrity Jade Goody. The reality TV star, who was recently diagnosed with life-threatening cervical cancer, has been on the receiving end of constant abuse f...
Reality TV star Jade Cruddy has been diagnosed with cervical cancer, it was confirmed today. The 27-year-old celebrity slapper was informed whilst appearing on the Indian version of Big Brother, known as Bigg Fat Bitch. A spokesman said that Go...
Fat lipped trout Jade Goody has spoken exclusively about the cancer scares that are killing her. Jade has been the victim of 14 cancer scares over the past few years, since she got famous, and has revealed that doctors say another one could kill her.
Mumbai - It was announced earlier today that controversial reality figure, Cancer, has been diagnosed with Jade Goody. Publicist, Ford Climax, told reporters that Cancer has had Jade Goody 'up to here', indicating the forehead as the infected area...
Mumbai - (Tasteless Crap Mess): Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty has hinted that 'having a vagina like a landfill site' is more likely than bad karma to be responsible for Celebrity Big Racist ranter Jade Goody's medical woes. The Big Boss star tol...
Jade goody, the cockney queen of reality TV has launched a bitter tirade at Christina Applegate who chose to announce her double mastectomy at the same time as Goody announced her cervical cancer. "That mouthy tart stole my publicity", opined Good...
Gary Glitter, the seventies pop star turned paedophile, returned to the UK for the first time in over ten years today and immediately penned a deal with makers of failing reality show Big Brother. "It's a good career move for me" said Glitter "I s...
The next series of Countdown will see the long-awaited return of Jade Goody to our TV screens. She will be replacing the current presenter Carol Vorderman who was sensationally sacked last month for...
Big Brother returns to the nation's TV screens this Thursday amid a new controversy over the lack of any new controversy over the show, which thrives on controversy and, of course, scandal.
Jade 'Is there a camera around. I don't get up without the papers knowing about it' Goody is to be teamed up with the nations favourite Twitcher Bill Oddie for a one off edition of comedy show 'The Goodies'...
Celebrity Big Brother bete noire, Jade Goody has married a pariah dog in India as penance for her shameful behavior towards winner Bollywood phony Shilpa Shetty.
This year, nothing much has gone right for the reality TV queen. Jade Goody shot to fame on Big Brother 3, where she emerged as the nation's favourite bimbo. Since then she's made over £50 million, in book de...
Television geography disaster Jade Goody is set to do for the space race what she did for race relations.
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