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Funny story: Another 'facial clap' reported in Hollywood

Another 'facial clap' reported in Hollywood

Residents of Long Beach were today warned not to leave their homes following a second celebrity 'facial clap' incident. As a result of a botched face-lift an as yet unnamed actress, who first shot to fame in the hit TV series Dynasty, has suffere...

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Funny story: The Seven Year Itch Dress Infested with Bedbugs!

The Seven Year Itch Dress Infested with Bedbugs!

Uh-oh. Perhaps the 'lucky' person who bought the dress for several million bucks wasn't so lucky after all. Little did the avid fan know that some little extras were included with Marilyn Monroe's iconic white dress from the movie, "The Seven Year...

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Funny story: Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA

Anne Hathaway Apologizes for Using Rasta Accent for a Film Set in England - Conspiracy Theories Link Her to CIA

One Day, the new film set in England starring actress Anne Hathaway has led to open criticism from British actresses sidelined for the role, angry over her Rastafarian accent, when her character is supposed to be from the Yorkshire region of Northern...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

Vanessa Hudgens Responds To The Taylor Lautner Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - Vanessa Hudgens the star of The High School Musical movies was recently spotted in a Los Angeles Lakers cheerleader outfit having her picture taken on the Hollywood Walk of Fame kneeling by the star of noted film star Zasu Pitts. Hudge...

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Funny story: Sharon Stone Flashes 'Mature' Beaver on Film in NYC - Rotting Corpse Gas Kills Several Crew Members, Biggest Evacuation Since 9/11

Sharon Stone Flashes 'Mature' Beaver on Film in NYC - Rotting Corpse Gas Kills Several Crew Members, Biggest Evacuation Since 9/11

Ageless actress Sharon Stone has triggered one of the biggest on set disasters in movie history, as a one mile cordon had to be set up around a film set in New York after she recreated the infamous scene from Basic Instinct. An unexplained toxic gas...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...

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Funny story: MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

MSNBC announces pending departure of star host

Unassociated press just learned MSNBC star and DNC unofficial spokeswoman Rachel Maddow is leaving her lowly rated "news" show for a chance at Hollywood fame. Rachel Maddow, the host with the most on MSNBC, told fans last night that this week's ep...

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Funny story: Rioting Spreads to Scotland

Rioting Spreads to Scotland

In scenes reminiscent of recent events in Tottenham, parts of Glasgow have now become no-go areas. Today, ordinary people trying to enter George Square are being stopped by police in an attempt to maintain order. Many of the shops, caf├ęs and busin...

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Funny story: New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!

New Weight Loss Diet Really Rocks!

Two American female journalists, caught illegally entering N. Korea from China, were released Tuesday after spending 4 months in a N. Korean prison. Ex-president Bill "Horndog" Clinton obtained the journalists release and obtained another 15 minutes...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Has Agreed To Appear As A Guest Judge On 'America's Got Talent'

Pippa Middleton Has Agreed To Appear As A Guest Judge On 'America's Got Talent'

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent have confirmed that Pippa Middleton the sister of Prince William's wife Princess Kate has agreed to appear on America's Got Talent. Pippa, who is known in America as "PipMiddy" recently spoke with...

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Funny story: Dispirited David Lynch phones in next film, goes home

Dispirited David Lynch phones in next film, goes home

Renown surrealist director David Lynch has revealed that although he was for many years secretly pleased that he could fob nonsensical bollocks off on the supposed literati of the film world, the fact that it's been just so fucking easy for the last...

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Funny story: Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Runaway bride, Crystal Harris, who almost got hitched to Hugh Hefner - 60 years her senior - is to appear on the Dr Phil show dressed up as Daffy Duck in a heartfelt bid to put a stop to certain circulating salacious rumours, and to prove that she is...

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Funny story: Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Canadian actress, Myrtle St John, 99, has shocked Hollywood with the news that she will star in the sexually-charged Lusting After Picasso, which is currently in pre-production. The film, to be based on the stage production of the same...

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Funny story: Hollywood Is Furious As President Obama Proposes A Bill To Ban Television's 'Canned Laughter'

Hollywood Is Furious As President Obama Proposes A Bill To Ban Television's 'Canned Laughter'

HOLLYWOOD - Television executives are sweating bullets as they have learned that President Obama acting on the advice of his entertainment media advisor Oprah Winfrey has proposed a bill that the Tinsel Town moguls hate more than even having to put u...

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Funny story: Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Taste the "glitz and glamour" of Hollywood, or enjoy VIP treatment through U$ Homeland Security.

Los Angeles Docks, California, USA: With the United States having the record for the most stringent and thorough security and entry requirements in the world, with 12 million illegal immigrants roaming around in the country, tensions were running hi...

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Funny story: Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Hot news from the UK this morning is that Princess Beatrice, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew, has a red hot crush on Hollywood heart throb, Robert Pattinson. And that she'd like nothing better than to star opposite him in a Twilig...

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Funny story: Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

It seems that the younger British Royals can't get enough of Hollywood's finest! Following the revelation that Princess Beatrice (the one in the funny hat) longs to star opposite Robert Pattinson in a Twilight movie, we can now reveal that Princess E...

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