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Funny story: The Real Reason for Voldermort's Meanness

The Real Reason for Voldermort's Meanness

It has emerged today that the tales of the dark lord that you were span and gullibly believed for so long were untrue. And that the truth was quiet the reverse.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

Harry Potter Stars: Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton Reluctantly Come Out of the Closet

During a small get together of Harry Potter stars, Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, reluctantly came out of the closet.

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Funny story: Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe in Paternity Suit

In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to h...

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Funny story: Ron Not a Weasley

Ron Not a Weasley

In a chance happening, it has been unearthed that Ron Weasley is not the ginger we all thought him to be.

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Funny story: Ginny Won't Kiss and Make Up

Ginny Won't Kiss and Make Up

The Sixth Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is at present being filmed. The scene involving a passionate kiss between Ginny and Harry is rumoured to be causing problems on set.

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Funny story: JK Rowling To Realese Pop Song

JK Rowling To Realese Pop Song

Not content with retiring after finishing her popular Harry Potter book series, JK Rowling is realising an eighth book which will unusually be in pop song form.

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Funny story: Last Harry Potter Film Split Into 67 Parts

Last Harry Potter Film Split Into 67 Parts

After last week announcing that the seventh and final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would be split into two parts, producers have now redrawn that proclaiming that it will in fact be split into 67 parts.

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Funny story: Hogwarts On Fire

Hogwarts On Fire

In a unlucky chain of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry caught fire and burnt to the ground, taking with it 997.98 students and teachers. The only survivor was the finger of Susan Bones.

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Funny story: DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...

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Funny story: Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.

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Funny story: Harry Puffer

Harry Puffer

Radcliffe's squeaky clean image up in smoke.

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Funny story: Harry Potter the Musical

Harry Potter the Musical

First there was High School Musical, then Hairspray came to annoy the hell out of us. But it seems that that is not enough after it was announced that a Harry Potter musical is in the making!...

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Funny story: Potter Stars Caught Red Handed!

Potter Stars Caught Red Handed!

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were caught red handed in well known erotic muggle club 'shagtastical'.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Has Been Too Nosey For His Own Good!

Harry Potter Has Been Too Nosey For His Own Good!

In a freak accident involving a sheet of glass, teen heart throb and actor Daniel Radcliffe has lost his nose.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Harry Potter Star Pregnant?

Rumours have been circulating that teen actor Daniel Radcliffe (18) is up the duff. Yes, Pregnant.

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Funny story: JK Rowling Accused of Spreading Vicious Lies

JK Rowling Accused of Spreading Vicious Lies

It is a sad day for fans across the world as the millionaire authoress JK Rowling is uncovered as the cheating conniving conwoman she is.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Stars Reveal How They do IT

Harry Potter Stars Reveal How They do IT

It must be hard for the young stars to get a bit of action; what with all the tiresome hours of filming and the lavish social lives. Sure they have their fortunes and being loved my millions to make it all better, but how do they fit it into their ja...

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