Undisclosed location, England- In wizarding news this week, the suspicious deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.
It has emerged today that the tales of the dark lord that you were span and gullibly believed for so long were untrue. And that the truth was quiet the reverse.
During a small get together of Harry Potter stars, Harry Potter himself Daniel Radcliffe and Draco Malfoy, Tom Felton, reluctantly came out of the closet.
In entertainment news- Daniel Radcliffe's co-star, in the theater production of Equus, is suing him for child support. It appears that in one the "sex" scenes, young Daniel got a little carried away. Now his co-star has given birth to h...
In a chance happening, it has been unearthed that Ron Weasley is not the ginger we all thought him to be.
The Sixth Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is at present being filmed. The scene involving a passionate kiss between Ginny and Harry is rumoured to be causing problems on set.
Not content with retiring after finishing her popular Harry Potter book series, JK Rowling is realising an eighth book which will unusually be in pop song form.
After last week announcing that the seventh and final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would be split into two parts, producers have now redrawn that proclaiming that it will in fact be split into 67 parts.
In a unlucky chain of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry caught fire and burnt to the ground, taking with it 997.98 students and teachers. The only survivor was the finger of Susan Bones.
In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...
It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.
Radcliffe's squeaky clean image up in smoke.
First there was High School Musical, then Hairspray came to annoy the hell out of us. But it seems that that is not enough after it was announced that a Harry Potter musical is in the making!...
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were caught red handed in well known erotic muggle club 'shagtastical'.
In a freak accident involving a sheet of glass, teen heart throb and actor Daniel Radcliffe has lost his nose.
Rumours have been circulating that teen actor Daniel Radcliffe (18) is up the duff. Yes, Pregnant.
It is a sad day for fans across the world as the millionaire authoress JK Rowling is uncovered as the cheating conniving conwoman she is.
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