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Funny story: The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - Several Denver Broncos players say that they hate playing in California because of the possibility of earthquakes. But the San Diego Chargers were the ones who felt the tremblers as they fell to the Broncos by a score of 28-20. The...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Trounce The Atlanta Falcons 33-10

The Seattle Seahawks Trounce The Atlanta Falcons 33-10

ATLANTA - The Seahawks of Seattle marched into Atlanta and when all had been said and done in The Georgia Dome they had soundly defeated the Falcons 33-10. The Seahawks have now improved their record to an astounding 9-1. Several devoted Seahawks...

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Funny story: Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

NEW YORK CITY - Richie Incognito said that he never in his wildest dreams dreamed that one day he would be known more for his personality and character than for his playing ability on the football gridiron. The offensive guard was suspended by the...

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Funny story: Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

Ndamukong Suh of The Detroit Lions Furious That He Has Lost His Dirtiest Player In The NFL Title To Richie Incognito of The Miami Dolphins

DETROIT - For the past few years Ndamukong Suh has actually prided himself in being the dirtiest player in the NFL. The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is alleged to have scratched, stomped, and even bitten opposing players. Suh was fined $100,0...

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Funny story: The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

The NFL Will Now See About Dealing With Miami Dolphins Player Richie Incognito's Bullying Tactics

MIAMI - Coach Joe Philbin of the Miami Dolphins has already suspended guard Richie Incognito and now the NFL has stated that they will not tolerate any kind of bullying by one player towards another under any circumstances (period). NFL Commission...

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Funny story: The Winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers In An Effort To Bring In Fans Plan To Have A Free Popcorn Game

The Winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers In An Effort To Bring In Fans Plan To Have A Free Popcorn Game

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers ownership is embarrassed at the teams 0-8 record. Attendance to the games has drastically fallen and the team owners are frantic at the prospect of losing money. One of the Tampa Bay cheerleaders ca...

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Funny story: The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

The New York Jets Upset The New Orleans Saints 26-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Although they are known as the New York Jets, they actually play in New Jersey. And as Winthrop F. Fickenschultz, noted mathematical genius once said, "Go figure." The Jets are certainly flying high as last week they...

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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Win Another One And Are Now 9-0

The Kansas City Chiefs Win Another One And Are Now 9-0

ORCHARD PARK, New York - The Kansas City Chiefs continue to amaze the football world as they came from behind to defeat the Buffalo Bills 23-13 at Ralph Wilson Stadium. And no one was happier than President Barack Obama who said that he won $4,000...

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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

The Miami Dolphins Suspend Starting Guard Richie Incognito

MIAMI - A spokesperson for the Miami Dolphins has confirmed reports that Richie Incognito, a starting safety has been suspended by the team due to a lunchroom incident. According to an eyewitness, who did not want his name or his jersey number rev...

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Funny story: Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?

Adrian Peterson To Leave Minnesota Vikings?

"It's getting harder and harder to run when the average weight of your linemen is 375 pounds and your opponents weigh as much or more", Peterson reportedly told a free lance reporter who asked not to be identified. Peterson had wanted the article...

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Funny story: Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL safety Hamza Abdullah has just become the most despised man in the entire National Football League, even more so that Detroit's Ndamukong "The Brat" Suh. Hamza Abdullah, took the 2012 NFL season off with his brother fell...

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Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Who Are Now 0-7 May Move One Of Their Home Games To Havana, Cuba

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Who Are Now 0-7 May Move One Of Their Home Games To Havana, Cuba

TAMPA BAY, Florida - Although the Buccaneers of Tampa Bay are winless with an 0-7 record they are not at the bottom of the entire NFL. That (dis)honor goes to the other Florida team, the Jacksonville Jaguars who are 0-8. A player who did not wa...

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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Funny story: In The Interest of Avoiding Anymore Quarterback Injuries The NFL Will Make It Illegal For A Defensive Player To Touch The Quarterback

In The Interest of Avoiding Anymore Quarterback Injuries The NFL Will Make It Illegal For A Defensive Player To Touch The Quarterback

NEW YORK CITY - The NFL has finally realized that it has to do something to stop the growing number of quarterback injuries. A representative for the NFL stated that so far this year we have seen quarterback injuries to Minnesota Vikings' Christi...

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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

The Kansas City Chiefs Defeat The Houston Texans To Become The NFL's Only Unbeaten Team

HOUSTON - The mighty Chiefs from Kansas City are now 7-0 and have the only unbeaten record in the entire NFL as they edged past the Houston Texans 17-16. Both defensive units played a great game and one Texan defensive lineman said that he had nev...

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Are Now 0-7

The Jacksonville Jaguars Are Now 0-7

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The Jaguars of Jacksonville have just acquired the NFL's worst record of the 2013 season. The team limped out of San Diego after the Chargers beat them 24-6 handing them their seventh straight loss. Jacksonville Coach Gu...

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Funny story: The Winless New York Giants Have Consulted A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

The Winless New York Giants Have Consulted A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

NEW YORK CITY - The Giants of New York who presently possess an 0-6 record have entered the Desperation Zone. A spokesman for the Giants organization has said that the owner, coaches, and players have no idea what the hell is going on. Many sea...

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