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Funny story: Budget airline's light-as-air plane cuts CO2 output

Budget airline's light-as-air plane cuts CO2 output

This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.

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Funny story: EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

Following hot on the heels of their appearances on the BBC's Watchdog, budget airlines EasyAir and RyanJet have both decided to re-align their gift voucher system and make them more customer-unfriendly.

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Funny story: Obama Fingers Hillary

Obama Fingers Hillary

(BLOGBAMA) - Did you see it? Did you see Obama give Hillary the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate? I saw it (it's all over YouTube if you haven't seen it yet).

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Funny story: English Majors Debate "Zipless Fuck"

English Majors Debate "Zipless Fuck"

At the annual convention of jobless English majors, now a clear majority of that prestigious grouping, the most popular symposium was one debating the meaning of the phrase, zipless fuck in the seminal feminist novel "Fear of Flying" by Erica Jong.

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Funny story: Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Louisville, Kentucky - Criticized by the airline industry for not taking a more assertive approach in dealing with the worsening airline industry bankruptcy crises, the federal government announced today it is now requiring all airlines to have an in...

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Funny story: 'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

An American air stewardess who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim.

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Funny story: BA herald dawn of new era in baggage losing

BA herald dawn of new era in baggage losing

BA and airport partners BAA have hailed the success of their latest baggage losing technology in Terminal 5 at Heathrow today.

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Funny story: Heathrow Terminal 5 chaos blamed on passengers

Heathrow Terminal 5 chaos blamed on passengers

For years we have heard the mantra "Terminal 5 on time and on budget". Today this has been substituted by "Terminal 5 in chaos". And the reason for this turnabout - the old chestnut of baggage going missing.

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Funny story: Pig ignorance to be allowed on UK aircraft in the EU

Pig ignorance to be allowed on UK aircraft in the EU

Rude self obsessed annoying people are to be allowed to annoy the hell out of fellow passengers on aircraft in the EU under new rules announced today. In a move welcomed by arrogant gits with no regard for others the ignorant will no longer be confi...

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Funny story: Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Yesterday a man attempted the most convincing entry to the Red Bull Flugtag by running across the runway at Heathrow. Detectives called in to arrest the man are working on the theory that he was going to attempt to strap an Airbus 500 onto his back,...

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Funny story: Boeing and Airbus merge

Boeing and Airbus merge

Seattle, WA - Boeing and Airbus have announced a merger of their companies, effectively ending a bitter rivalry between the two companies.

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Funny story: FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...

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Funny story: Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit

Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit

Luton Airport - (Le Petit Mort Mess): Germany's Fokker Nudist Airways suffered yet another serious blow today as one of its Nudist Mile High Club pilots 'died the little death' in the cockpit above international airspace...

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Funny story: Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.

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Funny story: Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboar...

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Funny story: British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.

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Funny story: Ryanair to charge passengers to wear clothes during flights

Ryanair to charge passengers to wear clothes during flights

It has a been a long time coming, but the way we fly is being given a major shake up. For once this is not about the cost of tickets or even about the environment. The new revolution is the way we are dress once in the cabin.

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