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Funny story: Boeing and Airbus merge

Boeing and Airbus merge

Seattle, WA - Boeing and Airbus have announced a merger of their companies, effectively ending a bitter rivalry between the two companies.

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Funny story: FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...

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Funny story: Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit

Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit

Luton Airport - (Le Petit Mort Mess): Germany's Fokker Nudist Airways suffered yet another serious blow today as one of its Nudist Mile High Club pilots 'died the little death' in the cockpit above international airspace...

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Funny story: Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.

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Funny story: Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboar...

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Funny story: British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways launch "sexual intercourse" class on transantlantic flights

British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.

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Funny story: Ryanair to charge passengers to wear clothes during flights

Ryanair to charge passengers to wear clothes during flights

It has a been a long time coming, but the way we fly is being given a major shake up. For once this is not about the cost of tickets or even about the environment. The new revolution is the way we are dress once in the cabin.

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Funny story: Thai soap branded tawdry Mile High Club airscrew saga

Thai soap branded tawdry Mile High Club airscrew saga

Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.

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Funny story: Prince William joins Mile High Club

Prince William joins Mile High Club

Following his disastrous first solo flight, Prince William has redeemed himself in the eyes of his Royal Air Force instructors and joined the prestigious Mile High...

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Funny story: Crash-land pilot praises screw

Crash-land pilot praises screw

Heathrow Airport - (Belly-Flop Mess): In a vindication of the Mile High Club's code of conduct the pilot of the belly-flopping Boeing 777 that crash-landed at Heathrow Airport yesterday praised his co-pilot's performance in the cockpit.

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Funny story: Crash Pilot Was 'On the loo'

Crash Pilot Was 'On the loo'

A British Airways jet that crash landed at Heathrow was being controlled by a small child, 6 year old Jimmy Feckless, it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Emergency landing at Heathrow Airport "not caused by Terrorists"

Emergency landing at Heathrow Airport "not caused by Terrorists"

Police have revealed that an emergency landing of an airplane at Heathrow Airport was not the result of terrorist activity. Flight BA38 arrived from China and almost crash landed on a runway at the busy airport. Three passengers were reported to be s...

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Funny story: BA tests new Boeing swing-wing jumbo

BA tests new Boeing swing-wing jumbo

Heathrow Airport - (Aviation Mess): British Airways successfully tested the new swing-wing Boeing 777 jumbo jet at Heathrow Airport today in full view of UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown who was sitting in his own Beijing-bound jetliner just yards away...

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Funny story: Altimeter 100 Year Anniversary Today

Altimeter 100 Year Anniversary Today

Kitty Hawk, North Carolina (IPP) - Today is the 100 year anniversary of the invention of the altimeter. The altitude measuring device was invented by a German immigrant named Altwin Timothy Meterous and the word altimeter is derived from his name.

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Funny story: Relaxation on what you can take on planes

Relaxation on what you can take on planes

Air travellers can look forward to taking a full set of limbs onto planes after regulations were relaxed at most airports across the UK.

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Funny story: Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Ryanair voted the World's favourite Airline

Today Monday 12th November 2007 a vote taken by Airline Passengers from all over the Globe unanimously voted Ryanair as the Worlds favourite and most caring Airline beating Brazilian TAM Linhas Aereas by a narrow margin.

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Funny story: Airlines Cut Costs and Ticket Prices

Airlines Cut Costs and Ticket Prices

New York, New York (IP) - Avillon Airlines has announced it is slashing ticket prices by 33%. They have been working hard to cut their costs and now the customer will reap the benefits.

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