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Funny story: Ker-Ching! As Fish-Flogging Fast Food Chain Is Squids In

Ker-Ching! As Fish-Flogging Fast Food Chain Is Squids In

Fish-flogging fast food chain, Harry Ramsden, is hoping to boost its fortunes with a new gourmet range and believes that it will have the squids ringing through its tills.

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Funny story: Why You Should Never Choose A Job In Fast Food

Why You Should Never Choose A Job In Fast Food

There are many of us, myself included, who make the dire mistake of choosing to work in the fast food industry. It can be for many reasons, such as location, job availability, or peers, but don't fool yourself. This is why you should never work in fast food.

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Funny story: The End of Minimum Wage

The End of Minimum Wage

Monday was a day of mass chaos throughout the US amidst a massive fast-food worker walk-out organized by a YouTube contributor.

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Funny story: Britain to become Fast-food Capital!

Britain to become Fast-food Capital!

Yesterday, the Government revealed plans to boost the nations' economy by opening a burger bar.

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Funny story: Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

Texas Woman Who Sold Daughter for $3000 Opens Franchise

A Texas woman who sold her 15 year old daughter for $3000 has decided to open a franchise. Instead of using just one fast food outlet for the business, however, she is adopting five. "In these days of multi-branding, you see lot's of KFCs with...

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Funny story: In and Out Burgers Is People!

In and Out Burgers Is People!

Christian-owned fast food phenomenon, In and Out Burgers, the fresh meat and real potatoes drive-thru restaurant has been sweeping the west and lately the southwest of the United States. A recent In and Out Opening in Tucson has has round the clock l...

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Funny story: Forty Percent of TV Ads Hawk Junk Food!

Forty Percent of TV Ads Hawk Junk Food!

In an America that has declared war on childhood obesity, media experts have found that two out of five ads on child-targeted programming sells junk foods.

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Funny story: Worlds' first McWhoreHouse set to open!

Worlds' first McWhoreHouse set to open!

Everything is getting quicker these days, fast food, instant messaging, speed dating, the list goes on.

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Funny story: Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

Obesity Is Good For The Economy - Claim

A report by the World Health Organisation (WHO?) has said that, despite the obvious health implications for those that suffer from it, obesity has a positive effect on the world's economy.

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city, as news of the state's most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out. Early this morning, in a specially arranged news conference, Major Ed O'Hanlon, CEO and larges...

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Funny story: McDonalds Will Fold If New Victims Are Not Found

McDonalds Will Fold If New Victims Are Not Found

An industry watchdog has warned, in a report, that some of the big names in the fast food sector face closure if they do not find new victims for the crap they are peddling.

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Funny story: Fast food chain under fire over McPanda burger

Fast food chain under fire over McPanda burger

Animal rights activists were furious yesterday over the decision by an American fast food chain to introduce a range of 'endangered species burgers' including the McPanda, the McTiger and McRhino.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...

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Funny story: KFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal

KFC Introduce "Feed-Family-For-Year-Sized" Meal Deal

KFC, the global fast food chain specialising in all things chicken, have announced a new "Feed-Family-For-Year" sized portion will be available from their outlets next month.

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Funny story: McDonald's to offer special Playstation 2 Cheats as free food prizes.

McDonald's to offer special Playstation 2 Cheats as free food prizes.

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS (AP) At a recent press conference, McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner announced that thousands of McDonald's fast food restaurants would be offering Playstation 2 Cheats as free prizes along with every purchase of a Big Mac. "We are v...

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Accuses Beef Industry of Starting Bird Flu

Colonel Sanders Accuses Beef Industry of Starting Bird Flu

Colonel Harland Sanders has accused the world's beef industry of starting the bird flu panic. "Hey, they bio-engineered this disease in some lab to kill the birds and take over the fast food industry. They are afraid that Original Recipe a...

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Funny story: Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow

Japan Sells Supersized "Blue Whale Burger," McDonald's to Follow

TOKYO (UPI)-In a move that has enraged environmentalists, a fast food chain in Japan has begun offering a supersized "Blue Whale Burger" even as anti-whaling nations urged Japan to cut back on its whale catch at an international conference on whaling...

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