Today California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced a new initiative to start taxing resident's farting in order to reduce the emission of the state's green house gasses. "We are going to find out who is causing all of this 'Global Warm...
Olympic Chiefs have decided to include Farting into the London 2012 Olympic Games. The Olympic Panel Committee agreed unanimously that if they were going to have silly events like Gymnastic Ribbon Twirling & Synchronized Swimming in the Olympi...
Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott was rushed to hospital yesterday after suffering a massive fart attack during a heated Parliamentary debate. Doctors at Paddington Bear MRSA Health Care Trust declared Prescott to be in a stable condition after...
A 12-year-old boy has been taken to hospital with horrific burns after blowing up a petrol can whilst breaking wind. The accident happened in the Black Country town of Tipton, near Dudley, where the boy, along with his cousin, was having a Fart-li...
Ben Ainslie, the British sailor, has put out a request for Beijing-based British expatriates to come down to the Olympic sailing event today, and provide wind for his crucial last race, by farting en masse. The strange request comes after Saturday...
We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.
Earth emits an ear-piercing and annoying snore that could heard by any aliens who might be listening, astronomers have discovered.
Washington D.C. - In order to save the Earth for future generations the beans will be banned from the stores, Donkey Party runner Barack Obama said here.
London, UK - A message from Osama Bin Laden was broadcast by the El Jazeera network today that carried renewed threats against the west.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Scientists have discovered that well before George Bush and John McCain say something stupid, their brains start acting abnormally.
BUTTE-MONTANA: Standing before his cheering, adoring fans, soon-to-be POTUS - Barack (I'm so full of hot air) Obama, launched into a frenzied defense of his patriotic
An American air stewardess who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim.
A well respected world authority on acute shyness and social anxiety has developing a new technique which he is convinced will alleviate the problems of sufferers. His solution -one so unusual that it has caused a few ripples in the academic pool so...
Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.
BEIJING, CHINA - In a firm clampdown on its dirty ways, Beijing's local government Party is considering a ban on all nocturnal emissions in advance of hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, according to a government insider that leaked the story.
The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - It can now be revealed that a plate of Boston Baked Beans caused the recent plunge of global stock markets, when President Bush passed gas at an inopportune time while entertaining the foreign ministers of Saudi Arabia and J...
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