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Funny story: Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Ballerinas Perform Rare Synchronised Fart Routine

Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.

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Funny story: Beijing Threatens Ban on Nocturnal Emissions in Pre-Olympic Cleanup Effort

Beijing Threatens Ban on Nocturnal Emissions in Pre-Olympic Cleanup Effort

BEIJING, CHINA - In a firm clampdown on its dirty ways, Beijing's local government Party is considering a ban on all nocturnal emissions in advance of hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, according to a government insider that leaked the story.

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Funny story: Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.

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Funny story: Bush Farts and Wipes Trillions of Dollars Off Global Stock Markets

Bush Farts and Wipes Trillions of Dollars Off Global Stock Markets

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - It can now be revealed that a plate of Boston Baked Beans caused the recent plunge of global stock markets, when President Bush passed gas at an inopportune time while entertaining the foreign ministers of Saudi Arabia and J...

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Funny story: Breaking The Wind Habit Could Save The Planet!

Breaking The Wind Habit Could Save The Planet!

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has just released astonishing information that could help check the steady rise of greenhouse gases that are causing anthropogenic global warming. CO2 emissions continue to be the most damaging gre...

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Funny story: Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.

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Funny story: Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

Zac Ephron buys Brittney Spears' farts

High School Musical 'hotty', Zac Efron has embroiled himself in the whole Britney Spears saga by purchasing 4 cubic gallons of her farts in an online auction organised by an...

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Funny story: Middle School Science teacher designs curriculum around fire and flatulence

Middle School Science teacher designs curriculum around fire and flatulence

Middle school Science teacher, Pandora Boxer has her 8th grade student's undivided attention. Reports say this unconventional, veteran teacher has tapped into her student's natural proclivity to burn things and fart. "They love these two activiti...

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Funny story: Keegan Sacked for Farting

Keegan Sacked for Farting

Kevin Keegan was sensationally sacked as NUFC Manager tonight for farting in the foyer of St James's Park.

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Funny story: Diana's butler breaks wind at inquest

Diana's butler breaks wind at inquest

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Serial fraudster and self-confessed Diana fellater Paul Burrell is testifying at the Princess's inquest for an undisclosed fee according to Royal Courts of Justice sources.

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Funny story: Teenager Wins Place in Guinness Book of World Records for Farting

Teenager Wins Place in Guinness Book of World Records for Farting

Clyde Snodgrass, of Columbus Ohio has set a new Guinness World Record for the "Highest Number of Farts in a One Hour Period." The 17 year old high school student trained for six months in preparation for the competition which was held this...

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Funny story: Vegan Flatulence Dubbed "Toxic"

Vegan Flatulence Dubbed "Toxic"

BOULDER, CO -- Studies performed at the University of Colorado at Boulder have concluded that while most forms of flatulence are nasty to outright disgusting in smell, flatulence emitted by vegans can be borderline toxic and even deadly. The study hi...

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Funny story: Farting Sparks Security Alert At Jail

Farting Sparks Security Alert At Jail

Prison staff working at a maximum-security jail at the weekend found that the establishment's hi-tech locking system was no match for Kitchen staff, whose extraordinary culinary talents helped spark a major security alert. Inmates at Hull Prison d...

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Funny story: Empathy Can Spark Contagious Flatulence

Empathy Can Spark Contagious Flatulence

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) Scientists have discovered that the act of flatulence committed by one individual can induce the same act in another nearby individual...

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Funny story: Farty Party Prank Goes Wrong

Farty Party Prank Goes Wrong

SHEFFIELD (Defecated News) - A man and three of his friends are being treated at Chesterfield District Hospital today for severe burns after a drunken prank went terribly wrong.

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Funny story: Farting Ban - Cameron Speaks Out

Farting Ban - Cameron Speaks Out

The Conservative leader David Cameron today slammed the government's ban on farting in public places.

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Funny story: Scientist Create Objects From Reverse Farting

Scientist Create Objects From Reverse Farting

Bean City, Florida (IP) - Scientists are using reverse flatulence to create solid objects. The first object created was a bean which seems related to pork and beans according to its molecular structure.

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