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Funny story: Facebook Backdoor Access to Private Profiles to be Leaked by Dying Hacker

Facebook Backdoor Access to Private Profiles to be Leaked by Dying Hacker

A computer programme that allows access to private profiles on Facebook will be leaked to the Internet tonight at Midnight. It will be leaked by a Russian computer Hacker who only has weeks to live. He computer is thought to be suffering from L...

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Funny story: My Life on Facebook

My Life on Facebook

I have 560 friends on face book and growing. In my real life I have 3. My 560 friends live in really interesting places and have very interesting jobs and hair styles. My real friends are Accountants and Teachers and live in Tempalouge. In turn each of them has hundreds of friends…. well some of them only have 6. But their probably out a lot, therefore they don't have the chance to meet people on...

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Funny story: New social network site launched that will be even bigger than Facebook

New social network site launched that will be even bigger than Facebook

A new social network site that will be bigger than even the biggest of the existing biggest social network sites (possibly even bigger again than that!) has been announced today by its owner and developer, the late Mark Succkasweet. "Deadbook" ha...

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Funny story: Facebook Will Not End in March: Zuckerberg

Facebook Will Not End in March: Zuckerberg

A lot of people, especially teens and those who depend upon Facebook to stay in contact and rediscover old classmates and friends, were glad to hear the news this morning that Facebook will not end in March of this year, according to Mark Zuckerberg.

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Funny story: New game sweeps Facebook

New game sweeps Facebook

A new game is sweeping Facebook called VilleVille. This revolutionary new game incorporates many of the existing social games on the Social Networking site. "We're quite excited by this new project," said Xander Singer, head of Xinga Games. "It...

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Funny story: Man Trapped by Facebook

Man Trapped by Facebook

A local man was trapped today using the social networking site Facebook. The man became trapped after an unprecedented number of posts were written on his wall, causing it to become unstable and collapse on top of him. Fire-fighters spent sever...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack

Selena Gomez Fakes Facebook Hack

Some a--hole with far too much time on his hands stopped masturbating to youporn videos long enough to hijack Selena Gomez's Facebook page, ostensibly to teach Mark Zuckerberg a lesson! Or at least that is what police first thought. "Ms. Gomez...

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Funny story: China to purchase Facebook after stealth fighter plane breaks up post test flight - pilot executed

China to purchase Facebook after stealth fighter plane breaks up post test flight - pilot executed

China and its Paki-lackey ally always put on a mighty show for visiting US officials. While the latter's medal-loving military peacocks love to strut out captured wanted militants, the former prefers to compete on a more equal level. So it was no...

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Funny story: Facebook Reveals New Way to Keep Your Eye On Kids

Facebook Reveals New Way to Keep Your Eye On Kids

PALO ALTO, CA - At a press conference Mark Zuckerberg will be targeting a new demographic for his social network site. Mothers. "From the age of 0 to the day they leave for university," he said, "parents have had a firm control and eye on their ch...

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Funny story: The problem of reading Terms & Conditions

The problem of reading Terms & Conditions

This is getting ridiculous... every time that I load a new piece of software onto my computer, I have to plough through reams of small print. Most of it is written in legal jargon, which I suppose, is intentional to cover the various websites that we use! For my convenience, I usually print out the terms and conditions for each site by cutting and pasting them into a Word document and increasin...

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Funny story: Facebook Suggestions Get Wierder and More... Specific

Facebook Suggestions Get Wierder and More... Specific

PALO ALTO, CA - Without warning, Facebook, holder of all personal data on the internet, decided to upgrade its suggestions facilities - just by rewriting the algorithm. "We had nothing to do with this," said Zukerberg. "Seriously. The Facebook Sug...

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Funny story: Constant Facebook status updates does not make people more interesting

Constant Facebook status updates does not make people more interesting

A new study from social media students at Thames Valley University has exclusively revealed that Facebook updates stating what a person is doing does not make them more interesting. Moreover, the study went on to claim that if anything, constant...

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Funny story: Facebook tests new 'Productivity' feature by shutting down for 30 minutes

Facebook tests new 'Productivity' feature by shutting down for 30 minutes

In a carefully planned experiment yesterday, the Facebook social networking system was suddenly shut down for half an hour. During the outage careful measurements were made of world business activity. If results are as expected, there will have bee...

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Funny story: Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...

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Funny story: Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

Facebook Cartoon Profile Picture Virus

An alarming computer virus which changes users facebook profiles to cartoon characters is the latest in a series of security embarrassments for facebook. The Looney Toon 1.2 virus is believed to have originated from hackers in Venezuala and has no...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks to adopt pay-per-view business model

WikiLeaks to adopt pay-per-view business model

The notorious tattle tale WikiLeaks is to convert to a pay-per-view site in order to capitalize on a raft of new shocking disclosures just in time for Christmas. "We really think this represents a major advance in our business plan," said founder...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Friends New Coach on Facebook

Brett Favre Friends New Coach on Facebook

Brett Favre friended his new coach on Facebook because his coach sent him a request last Tuesday. "I couldn't decide to friend him right away, because I wasn't sure he should be able to see the bad things I post on my homepage, and I wanted to see...

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