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Funny story: Baboons To Drive Edinburgh Buses

Baboons To Drive Edinburgh Buses

Today in Scotland's capital city of Edinburgh, its major bus company Lothian Buses announced that they were replacing their drivers with baboons.

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Funny story: Hunt on as Mad Dog Drives His Master over Cliff

Hunt on as Mad Dog Drives His Master over Cliff

"Rover is my best friend!" said owner Cliff Topp of Swanage, Dorset England as he was dragged from the wreckage of his 4x4 this morning after it plunged at least 100ft (30.5m) over a sheer cliff.

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Funny story: Florida Sheriff Wendell Halltheir-Spicassesin Snares Illegals for DWB

Florida Sheriff Wendell Halltheir-Spicassesin Snares Illegals for DWB

Florida Sheriff W. Hall is arresting hundreds of Mexicans for DWB, that's "Driving While Brown".

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Funny story: Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

Pedestrian is knocked down every 6 minutes according to Dept of Transport

According to research and figures released by the Department of Transport, a pedestrian is knocked down every six minutes on Britain's roads.

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Funny story: Jobsworths face cuts

Jobsworths face cuts

To the many 'Jobsworths' in the UK, you are advised to not take things too literally because you might just meet your match!...

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Funny story: Road pricing to become law

Road pricing to become law

Under a new initiative drawn up by a hapless Chancellor, and in keeping with quick government action when fleecing the public directly themselves, road pricing takes effect from 1 June this year.

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Funny story: Traffic Cameras Too Expensive Let Peeping Ted Do It

Traffic Cameras Too Expensive Let Peeping Ted Do It

Expert economics professor Elmereesha Eelsniffer at Stanford University in California just finished a study. So says a flying chimp that nearly broke the windshield of my car on the way into OZ today. The study was an economical feasibility study to...

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Funny story: Man With Window-Rattling Car Stereo Cooler Than Everyone Else

Man With Window-Rattling Car Stereo Cooler Than Everyone Else

Pleasant Grove, UT - Officials here announced today that a man whose car stereo rattled the glass on houses is cooler than everybody else, and that we should all notice him and say, "Wow! He's so cool!" Michael Phillips, the coolest guy in the wor...

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Funny story: You Will Die Now For Praying While Driving

You Will Die Now For Praying While Driving

Keeping the church (you praying) and the state (state highways) separate is the reason for the season.

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Funny story: First ever speed camera that attempts to actually reduce speed is to be installed outside Leeds

First ever speed camera that attempts to actually reduce speed is to be installed outside Leeds

In what is seen as a revolutionary breakthrough by any council in the country, Leeds is to install a road-side speed camera in an attempt to actually reduce drivers' speed at an accident blackspot outside the city.

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Funny story: New Stealth Tax Aimed at Drivers

New Stealth Tax Aimed at Drivers

Following on from the new rules for the parking of cars and the charges councils can now apply in fines, a new nationwide initiative was announced today to help leverage even more stealth tax from the hard-pressed motorist to help ensure Labour are c...

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Funny story: Cones, Jams But No Workmen!

Cones, Jams But No Workmen!

The Highways Agency is removing an artificial traffic jam after it caused nine months of frustration for drivers.

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson can't drive!

Jeremy Clarkson has admitted today, that he never passed his driver's test. The broadcaster and TV presenter, from Oxfordshire, told the press this morning, that he failed his exam.

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Funny story: Government Offers Free Dumpster Diving Classes

Government Offers Free Dumpster Diving Classes

Washington (IPP) - The Department of the Secretary of the Interior (DSI) is offering the American people free classes in dumpster diving. The classes are going to be held in tents set up in strip mall parking lots across the country.

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Funny story: New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...

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Funny story: New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

New U.S. Drivers License Rules Victory for Taliban, Bin Ladin

Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.

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Funny story: Ireland and the UK to introduce 'Drink Driving' lanes on private toll roads.

Ireland and the UK to introduce 'Drink Driving' lanes on private toll roads.

The governments of Ireland and the United Kingdom are co-operating on a highly controversial plan to introduce police controlled private toll roads for drunk drivers.

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