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Funny story: Trumps stunt wig’s sense of duty meant he never revealed anything

Trumps stunt wig’s sense of duty meant he never revealed anything

A biography of Hollywood stunt wig, Derek Fig, shows he was once President Trump's stunt wig, and, despite windy conditions, never revealed himself. Fig, renowned for his work as Harry Potter's stunt public wig, was close to the action, so receiv…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Took $6 Million From The Military Defense Fund and Donated it to the White Lives Matter Organization

President Trump Denies That He Took $6 Million From The Military Defense Fund and Donated it to the White Lives Matter Organization

BANGOR, Maine – The President took a break from golfing to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremonies at a White Lives Matter-sponsored hotel. The name of the hotel is The King Trump Inn. POTUS wants everyone to know that he had nothing to do with the n…

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate

Mitch McConnell Now Says That The GOP Will Lose the Presidential Election and The Senate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Mitch McConnell should have left politics years and years ago, while he still had the ability to reason in a sensible, non-racist way. He should have left when he told the iRumors News Agency that most Democrats can’t count to 7…

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Funny story: President Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance

President Trump Removes the Portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush From The White House Entrance

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that many are saying falls under the heading of a little brat having a hissy fit, President Trump has personally removed the portraits of Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush from being displayed in the White House.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Hires Plumber To Replace Dr Fauchi

Donald Trump Hires Plumber To Replace Dr Fauchi

Donald Trump has moved to replace Dr Fauci with White House Assistant Plumber, John Smith. "John is a great guy, we get along very well, and we have a great understanding when we talk," said Trump John Smith, a deaf mute from Poughkeepsee, New…

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

President Trump Reveals That Voices in His Head Are Telling Him to Drop Out of the Race

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reports are that President Trump’s popularity numbers are dropping quicker than a prostitute’s underwear. The President’s top campaign advisers say that, at this rate, Minnie Mouse may end up getting more write-in votes than Tru…

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Funny story: President Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell

President Trump Confesses That He Was Molested By Ghislaine Maxwell

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation from a man who is no stranger to saying and doing shocking things, now comes a new one. The President of the United States has just admitted to his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he was molested by the female p…

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Funny story: Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Trump Promotes More Mexican Products

Washington, D.C. - After Trump gave his orange thumbs-up to GOYA beans and spices on Wednesday, White House pollsters surveyed a half percent favorability bump from Mexican/American voters. With that news, Trump's re-election team hit the ground r…

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Funny story: Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…

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Funny story: Mary Trump Says She's Heard Uncle Donald Trump Use The “N” Word Many, Many Times

Mary Trump Says She's Heard Uncle Donald Trump Use The “N” Word Many, Many Times

NEW YORK CITY – The one Trump that all of the news media (except for Fox News, of course), says is the only Trump who does not lie, has dropped a humongous bombshell, with her tell-all book on the “Pied Piper of The Potomac”. Mary Trump says that,…

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Funny story: Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

Doctors Say That President Trump May Need a Tongue Transplant

WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…

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Funny story: Kylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl

Kylie Jenner Wants To Buy Revlon and Covergirl

LOS ANGELES – The richest of all of the Kardashian klan has just told the Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres news agency that she would like to purchase two giant makeup companies, Revlon and Covergirl. Kylie, the self-made billionaire, said that, ever sinc…

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Funny story: President Trump Scratches His Knackers

President Trump Scratches His Knackers

In news that some will find somewhat offensive, and others might regard as 'uncouth', it's been reported that US president, Donald Trump, scratched his testicles this morning. Trump, whose every move is monitored by the media, then scrutinized and…

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Funny story: The LPGA Will Resume With All The Lady Golfers Wearing The Medically Mandated Shocking Pink Teddies

The LPGA Will Resume With All The Lady Golfers Wearing The Medically Mandated Shocking Pink Teddies

DUBLIN, Ohio - LPGA Commissioner, Mike Whan, has said that golf balls will soon be flying, as he has approved the Ladies Professional Golfers Association season to officially begin. He stated that the organization will have several new policy chan…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Hair Morphs From Pumpkin Orange to Battleship Gray

President Trump’s Hair Morphs From Pumpkin Orange to Battleship Gray

WASHINGTON, D.C. – When President Trump stepped out onto the White House lawn, he was greeted with a lot of raised eyebrows. Many of the reporters could be seen softly giggling, and one, CNN’s Jim Acosta, even pointed at Trump’s new gray-colored p…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine. The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is…

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Funny story: President claims to have beaten world record in intelligence by identifying giraffe

President claims to have beaten world record in intelligence by identifying giraffe

Donald Trump has proved once again that he is the cleverest man on Earth, when he was shown a picture of a giraffe, which he had never seen before, and recognised the animal. "It's truly unbelievable," said White House Doctor Geoff Brown. "His acu…

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